DON'T DO THAT SHIT!!!

Just don't. They nasty. That cheese is nasty.

And that chili (which I know comes in a bag after the cashier opened the damn machine to see if there was any there) don't even squirt out the machine at 12:30 AM.

This has been a johnart drunkass PSA.

Guess I'll now go back to eating a bag of pistachios.

I avoid eating anything at 7-11 that doesn't come sealed. Except maybe donuts. MAYBE.

What no Taco Bell in the hood??? Cause thats good eats.

All their food looks gross!

FauxReal said:

I avoid eating anything at 7-11 that doesn't come sealed. Except maybe donuts. MAYBE.

The nachos are sealed. The cheese comes out of a bag so I guess that's sort of sealed.

lazycrockett said:

What no Taco Bell in the hood??? Cause thats good eats.

There is one but I'm not risking DUI for it.

I NEVER ate at the 7-11. Thank God my neighborhood doesn't have one of those shits. Our little mart we have is good enough.

johnart said:

lazycrockett said:

What no Taco Bell in the hood??? Cause thats good eats.

There is one but I'm not risking DUI for it.

Oh cmon you, taco bell, and a drunk tank equals fun just waiting to happen.

veronikka said:

All their food looks gross!

Their sammiches aren't bad (in a drunken pinch) but I didn't remember they had any till I was checking out and this hot drunk dumbass tall dude (with such lovely hairy legs and country-ish accent behind me was tellin his 2 friends how the one of them just lovvvvvvvvvves a foot long. Don't ya? Don't ya love a footlong???

I really wanted to turn around and be like DUDE, do all drunk str8 dudes talk more gay shit than gay dudes, seriously.

The only drunken thing I ever ate from 7 11 was cashews and those lil white castle cheeseburgers which if I remember were drunk awesome.

Oh and slim jims.

lazycrockett said:

The only drunken thing I ever ate from 7 11 was cashews and those lil white castle cheeseburgers which if I remember were drunk awesome.

Oh and slim jims.

Shit I didn't even think to look for white castle in their freezer section.

Nothinbutjoy said:

I use to work @ a 7-11. The chili @ cheese is disgusting.

Why can't i eat them?

johnart said:

FauxReal said:

I avoid eating anything at 7-11 that doesn't come sealed. Except maybe donuts. MAYBE.

The nachos are re-sealed. The cheese comes out of a bag so I guess that's sort of sealed.

Not that I can validate that claim...

InternationalLover82 said:

Why can't i eat them?

because we want you to live long, long time...

7-11 food.

Here's an idea, how about get some food before you get your drink on. Although are stores open at 7am?

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johnart said:

veronikka said:

All their food looks gross!

Their sammiches aren't bad (in a drunken pinch) but I didn't remember they had any till I was checking out and this hot drunk dumbass tall dude (with such lovely hairy legs and country-ish accent behind me was tellin his 2 friends how the one of them just lovvvvvvvvvves a foot long. Don't ya? Don't ya love a footlong???

I really wanted to turn around and be like DUDE, do all drunk str8 dudes talk more gay shit than gay dudes, seriously.

physco185 said:

Guess you don't have mini lunch plates, pork bun, french toast breakfast sandwich (like the mcgriddle) and sushi rolls at your 7-11.

and *FYI on July 11 (7-11-11) there will be FREE SLUSHIES! I might get one... maybe.

johnart said:

DON'T DO THAT SHIT!!!

Just don't. They nasty. That cheese is nasty.

And that chili (which I know comes in a bag after the cashier opened the damn machine to see if there was any there) don't even squirt out the machine at 12:30 AM.

This has been a johnart drunkass PSA.

Guess I'll now go back to eating a bag of pistachios.

....now that I read this, I want some 7-11 nachos, and I haven't eaten them in YEARS

You know what I do love though? Dem Slushies.

johnart said:

DON'T DO THAT SHIT!!!

Just don't. They nasty. That cheese is nasty.

And that chili (which I know comes in a bag after the cashier opened the damn machine to see if there was any there) don't even squirt out the machine at 12:30 AM.

This has been a johnart drunkass PSA.

Guess I'll now go back to eating a bag of pistachios.

worked there many years ago. that food IS NOT SAFE TO EAT.

i repeat: NOT SAFE.

the cheese machine is cleaned once a year, if that. the slushie maker those rotisserie hotdogs???

not if you value your life and your sanity

XxAxX said:

johnart said:

DON'T DO THAT SHIT!!!

Just don't. They nasty. That cheese is nasty.

And that chili (which I know comes in a bag after the cashier opened the damn machine to see if there was any there) don't even squirt out the machine at 12:30 AM.

This has been a johnart drunkass PSA.

Guess I'll now go back to eating a bag of pistachios.

worked there many years ago. that food IS NOT SAFE TO EAT.

i repeat: NOT SAFE.

the cheese machine is cleaned once a year, if that. the slushie maker those rotisserie hotdogs???

not if you value your life and your sanity

Or your bowels!!

Ewww Why would one eat nachos from 7-11??? That mess is bad for your health. The cheese comes out of a machine right? I wouldn't be surprised if the workers shitted or pissed in that machine once in a while. I wouldn't even eat a corndog, hot dog, or even their packaged deli sandwiches. Once I saw that the deli sandwiches were still on display but the experation date on the package had passed a few days prior!

I remember one time I had this dying craving for a donut...was desperate, went to 7-11, looked in the case (before opening the little door to grab one) to choose which one I wanted when I spotted a fly, flying around in there having a good ole time landing on different donuts, rubbing its arms together. I think it was laughing at me. I immediately turned around and walked out.

Unless it's to get some bottled water, a bag of chips or some grandma cookies, you won't find me at a 7-11.

They opened up a 7-11 right across the street from my office.

It's like Satan's portal. I'm always there.

The chili & cheese for the nachos looks disgusting...their pizza is like cardboard...their wings are usualy dry & overcooked...BUT their coffee makes up for it all.

missfee said:

Ewww Why would one eat nachos from 7-11??? That mess is bad for your health. The cheese comes out of a machine right? I wouldn't be surprised if the workers shitted or pissed in that machine once in a while. I wouldn't even eat a corndog, hot dog, or even their packaged deli sandwiches. Once I saw that the deli sandwiches were still on display but the experation date on the package had passed a few days prior!

I remember one time I had this dying craving for a donut...was desperate, went to 7-11, looked in the case (before opening the little door to grab one) to choose which one I wanted when I spotted a fly, flying around in there having a good ole time landing on different donuts, rubbing its arms together. I think it was laughing at me. I immediately turned around and walked out.

Unless it's to get some bottled water, a bag of chips or some grandma cookies, you won't find me at a 7-11.

Back when I indulged in certain other substances, these here were always on standby. Had a stash in my glove compartment even.

Ain't had those in a minute though.

FauxReal said:

missfee said:

Ewww Why would one eat nachos from 7-11??? That mess is bad for your health. The cheese comes out of a machine right? I wouldn't be surprised if the workers shitted or pissed in that machine once in a while. I wouldn't even eat a corndog, hot dog, or even their packaged deli sandwiches. Once I saw that the deli sandwiches were still on display but the experation date on the package had passed a few days prior!

I remember one time I had this dying craving for a donut...was desperate, went to 7-11, looked in the case (before opening the little door to grab one) to choose which one I wanted when I spotted a fly, flying around in there having a good ole time landing on different donuts, rubbing its arms together. I think it was laughing at me. I immediately turned around and walked out.

Unless it's to get some bottled water, a bag of chips or some grandma cookies, you won't find me at a 7-11.

Back when I indulged in certain other substances, these here were always on standby. Had a stash in my glove compartment even.

Ain't had those in a minute though.

The peanut butter ones are to die for My fav. Not the sandwich peanut butter ones, but the regular peanut butter ones that come two in a pack. Oh my, so nice and soft and moist. Melts right in the middle of my tongue to savor all the quality ingredients. Mmmmmmm

[Edited 7/2/11 6:49am]

same goes with the nachos at the movie theater.