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Pet hates the grit that gets under your computer mouse
smudges on your specs
when your insoles slide forwards
when school breaks up for holidays
when husbands are unavailable tired old bastards
when your kids say they put everything in the washing machine and you turn it on, only to find they didn't, at all
snoring bedmates
I have HEAPS of these I realise
when your cold goes away, but you're left with an asthma cough
when you can't unlock your car because your central locking is temperamental
when everyone but you leaves their shit wherever, but you're kind of the one expected to keep things in order
when you make a delicious dinner and a child exclaims rudely "THAT SMELLS DISGUSTING!" in front of a visitor
when your mum's dog brings your dirty undies from the laundry hamper out to lovingly lick the crotch in front of guests
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PRICELESS!!!
...and your #1 & #2 pet hates are BIG pet peeves of mine!!! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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let me add: not remembering topics you thought of late at night to post on the org
I know the reason I thought up this thread was something in particular, that I can't remember now!!!! | |
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Memory is one of the first things to go.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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short term can you remember what you did yesterday? | |
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I don't remember even posting that comment. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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what?? | |
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who are you? what IS this place??? 
Just close your eyes and pretend you're here;
...and everything will be OK! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I am trying really REALLY hard
if there are kids there, it's ALL GONE TO HELL | |
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when your cutest shoes are your most uncomfortable ones to wear
panty lines
people that want to fist bump all the time
Texas summers - when it's too damn hot to go outdoors
picking up dog poo
excuses
when it's not the weekend - happy friday!
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they want a PUNCH
in the FACE | |
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[Edited 7/1/11 7:41am] | |
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Mine has been suffering from PMS all fucking week, where PMS stands for punish my spouse!!!!!!!!!!!
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I feel your pain. I will walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I do this a lot! | |
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It's a co-worker, so I feel awkward ignoring her fist when she holds it out to me! Although another co-worker always completely ignores the fist when it's directed at her!
But how stupid is it?! And she does it after everything she says to me! She also wants to come into my office while I'm working specifically to give me a hug, which is a sweet jesture, but come on - I'm trying to work here!
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[Edited 7/4/11 1:20am] | |
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This just happened to me when I was out running errands. People who have to pull out in front of you and then drive 20 mph below the speed limit! Plus, I had to slam on my brakes so I wouldn't rear end the ass! | |
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Opening a door 4 an old person and they never say thank u....eye nomally say thanku 4 them as they pass me!!!! Being on a train & some yob has that garage music crap on his mobile fone.....like davetherave wants 2 hear that shit!!!!Lets c what it sounds like after ive rammed it up ur out of work on benififs arsehole!!! Shop workers who look like they want 2 kill themselves as they serve u??Find a personality u F**K & learn how 2 smile u miserable F**K nugget!!!!! Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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Touching your eyes after handling chillies - just did it again!!!  | |
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Unleashed Pit Bulls! "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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People chewing w/ their mouth open and/or slurping their drink. People who don't use their turn signal when driving. I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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[Edited 7/4/11 1:21am] | |
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right now i hate
mortgage repayments Australia Post price of fruit ques traffic jams gold jewlery white shoes cold nights loud ppl pan base pizza ice cream school holidays sleezy men bird poo on my car ladders in stockings pricks and sharp objects
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Having to dry myself with a towel someone else just used before me | |
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Today: when it's July but cold and raining. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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WTF is up with the price of bananas in this country?? I've had one in about a year! I know Cyclone Yasi f**ked the crop but shit they can't get any other supply?? I think it's the only thing I miss from NZ. Cheap bananas. | |
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1 banana is $5
i cant b bothered buying fruit anymore
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strawberries r $5 a punnet..... 1 cucumber is $3mynameisnotsusan said:
In my house it happens  | |
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i know someone that has a towel heating rack esp for those times
it never happens here - my kids luv putting clean fresh towels that they use, even once to dry their hands into the washing basket | |
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