JowiiCoco said:

davetherave6767 said:

Did u think eye was saying eye wanted 2 boneya as in(bone u)???.....Ive seen ur photo...ur only small u wouldnt last 5 mins with davetherave especially after a bottle of maliboo:lol:

What you gonna do with that empty bottle? You one nasty dude, Dave.

U no me so bloody well!!!Am eye realy that predictable Jowii???

"that never happened to the other fella..."

InternationalLover82 said:

Shorty said:

charming

Is that really how poeple dance at clubs? Now I'm kinda scared to go, get molested or something.

I've gotten my booty grabbed but NEVER have I got a ding-ding up the crack.

Maybe I need to go to the club more often.

Jowii (again) can't read the thread now...I can just imagine maybe time tommorrow.

LadyCasanova said:

JowiiCoco said:

She said "oh no my bf", before she pushed me away. You never know for sure of course.

1) You got played, HARD...and left hard from the sounds of it

2) She gave you a chance to do it better then the man she was with and you FAILED

3) She stained you with her booty sweat and gave you nothing in return,

you let her get away with it, she is officially your DADDY...you will sit in her lap in the future

4) That was probably not her boyfriend, as I have claimed the same to make

the less worthy of the two guys back off...

Aww shit...

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KidaDynamite said:

InternationalLover82 said:

Is that really how poeple dance at clubs? Now I'm kinda scared to go, get molested or something.

I've gotten my booty grabbed but NEVER have I got a ding-ding up the crack.

Maybe I need to go to the club more often.

That's because your crack is whack!

I am so NOT going to clubs at my age.

You don't grab cunts and let someone ride your cock on the dancefloor. That's not stylish.

You give her a look and make her follow you home and leave your bill for her bf to pay.

Dave1992 said:

Maybe somebody posted this already but shorty could have been trying to make her man jealous. Maybe she was using you to get her guy riled up and then you would have had your face punched in, her panties would have gotten wet and her and her man would have had the best night ever; after he got bailed out of jail.

HotGritz said:

Maybe somebody posted this already but shorty could have been trying to make her man jealous. Maybe she was using you to get her guy riled up and then you would have had your face punched in, her panties would have gotten wet and her and her man would have had the best night ever; after he got bailed out of jail.

HotGritz said:

Maybe somebody posted this already but shorty could have been trying to make her man jealous. Maybe she was using you to get her guy riled up and then you would have had your face punched in, her panties would have gotten wet and her and her man would have had the best night ever; after he got bailed out of jail.

Shorty said:

HotGritz said:

Maybe somebody posted this already but shorty could have been trying to make her man jealous. Maybe she was using you to get her guy riled up and then you would have had your face punched in, her panties would have gotten wet and her and her man would have had the best night ever; after he got bailed out of jail.

sometimes I think I should change my username....

Awww Shorty!!!! Shawteeee

HotGritz said:

Shorty said:

sometimes I think I should change my username....

Awww Shorty!!!! Shawteeee

Shorty said:

HotGritz said:

Awww Shorty!!!! Shawteeee

I picked it because I'm short....never realizing there was a whole culture (practically) around that word.

I'm short too. I love being called "shorty" by a dude. Its so hood & sexy IMO. Plus it sounds better than "hey bitch!"

HotGritz said:

Maybe somebody posted this already but shorty could have been trying to make her man jealous. Maybe she was using you to get her guy riled up and then you would have had your face punched in, her panties would have gotten wet and her and her man would have had the best night ever; after he got bailed out of jail.

Then she shouldn't have picked me, because there was no way that guy was gonna punch me.

Shorty said:

HotGritz said:

Maybe somebody posted this already but shorty could have been trying to make her man jealous. Maybe she was using you to get her guy riled up and then you would have had your face punched in, her panties would have gotten wet and her and her man would have had the best night ever; after he got bailed out of jail.

sometimes I think I should change my username....

Hey for years I thought you were a short dude.

JowiiCoco said:

Shorty said:

sometimes I think I should change my username....

Hey for years I thought you were a short dude.

What do you expect to find at the clubs?

It's where you go to get wild!!

KidaDynamite said:

LadyCasanova said:

1) You got played, HARD...and left hard from the sounds of it

2) She gave you a chance to do it better then the man she was with and you FAILED

3) She stained you with her booty sweat and gave you nothing in return,

you let her get away with it, she is officially your DADDY...you will sit in her lap in the future

4) That was probably not her boyfriend, as I have claimed the same to make

the less worthy of the two guys back off...

Aww shit...

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OMG! The quintessential buggahbear!

JowiiCoco said:

KidaDynamite said:

JowiiCoco said:

That's because your crack is whack!

That's not was you said lastnight.

That's right. I said it was ashy and I wrote my name on your left cheek with my fingernail.

JowiiCoco said:

Shyra said:

JowiiCoco said:

KidaDynamite said:

JowiiCoco said: That's not was you said lastnight.

That's right. I said it was ashy and I wrote my name on your left cheek with my fingernail.

LadyCasanova said:

1) You got played, HARD...and left hard from the sounds of it

2) She gave you a chance to do it better then the man she was with and you FAILED

3) She stained you with her booty sweat and gave you nothing in return,

you let her get away with it, she is officially your DADDY...you will sit in her lap in the future

4) That was probably not her boyfriend, as I have claimed the same to make

the less worthy of the two guys back off...

Dude, you got dick tested by this skank, and you failed big time. She was practically begging you to take her into the club restroom and fuck her like an animal in the bathroom stall and you wigged out on her. If that was really her boyfriend (assuming he had some manly skills and wasn't some wimpy ass nice guy), she wouldn't have been grinding up on you in the first place. She was horny and was trying to see if you were the real deal, and you showed her that you weren't. That's why she bailed on you.

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728huey said:

LadyCasanova said:

1) You got played, HARD...and left hard from the sounds of it

2) She gave you a chance to do it better then the man she was with and you FAILED

3) She stained you with her booty sweat and gave you nothing in return,

you let her get away with it, she is officially your DADDY...you will sit in her lap in the future

4) That was probably not her boyfriend, as I have claimed the same to make

the less worthy of the two guys back off...

Dude, you got dick tested by this skank, and you failed big time. She was practically begging you to take her into the club restroom and fuck her like an animal in the bathroom stall and you wigged out on her. If that was really her boyfriend (assuming he had some manly skills and wasn't some wimpy ass nice guy), she wouldn't have been grinding up on you in the first place. She was horny and was trying to see if you were the real deal, and you showed her that you weren't. That's why she bailed on you.

[Edited 6/28/11 20:23pm]

to a tee.

Shorty said:

JowiiCoco said:

So I decided to get up and grind a hole in her thong. We were dancing for a bit, riding my cock deep up her crack, reaching around, grabbing her cunt and shit.

charming

that was my first thought, too. Yikes! But I'll keep readying

JowiiCoco said:

JustErin said:

Well, obviously her bf was way hotter than you.

Ah, so that's why my...pants smelled like her a**.

Afraid to ask, but....why you were smelling your pants? .... I'll just keep reading?