Ok so im old/bold/fat/suffer from herpes & eye cant spell that well,eye have a history of violence & depression.Eye have affairs cuz there supposed 2b stress free??no strings no hassle...but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!!!!!Women love me cuz im funny & eye have this reputation the kind that should make women run a mile at the sound of my name,but they dont???they r drawn 2 me......the fools!!!!Im sick of living alone but im the only person eye trust 2 live with!!Is there a woman outthere that can put up with davetherave & his stupid ways???U no the woman who tells every1 eye can tame him!!!!Make him happy!make him honest!make him no how 2 love again!Please god read this & if that woman is out there on this earth somewhere guide her 2 me!Let her show me the way,help me change from the pig that eye am in2 the loving one woman man eye no eye can b!!!Will eye ever give a woman my heart again after so much pain?Will eye ever find true love again???

but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!

Bullshit. Of course there is.

JustErin said:

but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!

Bullshit. Of course there is.

I won't dispute the existence of it, but I will arbitrarily throw out a number and say that 95% of the time, strings are, in fact, attached.

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!

Bullshit. Of course there is.

I won't dispute the existence of it, but I will arbitrarily throw out a number and say that 95% of the time, strings are, in fact, attached.

Fine, but that's not "no such thing".

instead of strings, maybe you should try ropes or scarves.....

I feel ya pain tho! Im having the same issue and I'm not too old, too fat, nor have herpes!!

davetherave6767 said:

Ok so im old/bold/fat/suffer from herpes & eye cant spell that well,eye have a history of violence & depression.Eye have affairs cuz there supposed 2b stress free??no strings no hassle...but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!!!!!Women love me cuz im funny & eye have this reputation the kind that should make women run a mile at the sound of my name,but they dont???they r drawn 2 me......the fools!!!!Im sick of living alone but im the only person eye trust 2 live with!!Is there a woman outthere that can put up with davetherave & his stupid ways???U no the woman who tells every1 eye can tame him!!!!Make him happy!make him honest!make him no how 2 love again!Please god read this & if that woman is out there on this earth somewhere guide her 2 me!Let her show me the way,help me change from the pig that eye am in2 the loving one woman man eye no eye can b!!!Will eye ever give a woman my heart again after so much pain?Will eye ever find true love again???

prince is that u?

good luck dave hope you find her

thisisit said:

purpledoveuk said:

thisisit said:

prince is that u?

....let me know how the defamation of character lawsuit goes

just as soon as u find ur sense of humor.

Dave!

Quit defining yourself by things that have happened in the past. Depression/violence

Quit defining yourself by things that don't matter. Bald/fat

Quit hiding behind excuses about why you think you are single. Not being able to trust

Make a choice to be the kind of man that a good woman can love.

Continue being funny.

Be kind.

Be trustworthy yourself.

Be happy.

Be interested in the uniqueness of people.

Be good.

Be open.

And then when there is someone around who you like and want more than a one night stand...

you are going to have to let your guard down and trust here eventually.

You can't expect people to stick around or for love to really worko if you build up these walls.

...stay positive Dave...

davetherave6767 said:

Ok so im old/bold/fat/suffer from herpes & eye cant spell that well,eye have a history of violence & depression.Eye have affairs cuz there supposed 2b stress free??no strings no hassle...but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!!!!!Women love me cuz im funny & eye have this reputation the kind that should make women run a mile at the sound of my name,but they dont???they r drawn 2 me......the fools!!!!Im sick of living alone but im the only person eye trust 2 live with!!Is there a woman outthere that can put up with davetherave & his stupid ways???U no the woman who tells every1 eye can tame him!!!!Make him happy!make him honest!make him no how 2 love again!Please god read this & if that woman is out there on this earth somewhere guide her 2 me!Let her show me the way,help me change from the pig that eye am in2 the loving one woman man eye no eye can b!!!Will eye ever give a woman my heart again after so much pain?Will eye ever find true love again???

First of all, I'd stop spelling like Prince - that's gonna scare any sane woman away.

My professional opinion? Get yourself a dog (but only if you're going to take care of it properly! ). Actually, maybe a cat (they seem to be less work). Either would be an expense, though.

Do you have a good TV and a fast Internet connection? I find these to be much more economical and reliable than a romantic partner. They also won't talk your ear off, nag you to do things or insist that you churn out spawn to turbo-hoover the rest of your money and energy.

I think Chris Rock said it best, when he said, "Gays: Can't get married; can't fight in the military. Who got it better than dat?!"

do you have children? (I think I remember you saying you did)

Even if you're fat, bold, have stds and whatnot and even though I am not homosexual, this is so cute!

when you learn to love yourself, you'll find love from others.

Shorty said:

do you have children? (I think I remember you saying you did)

BABA BOOEY!!! BABA BOOEY!!! HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!! BABA BOOEY!!!

(Sorry, I couldn't control myself. )

Ace said:

Shorty said:

do you have children? (I think I remember you saying you did)

BABA BOOEY!!! BABA BOOEY!!! HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!! BABA BOOEY!!!

(Sorry, I couldn't control myself. )

BlackAdder7 said:

when you learn to love yourself, you'll find love from others.

Ace said:

Shorty said:

do you have children? (I think I remember you saying you did)

BABA BOOEY!!! BABA BOOEY!!! HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!! BABA BOOEY!!!

(Sorry, I couldn't control myself. )

you crack me up...

imago said:

BklynBabe said:

imago said:

I'll be honest. I'd love him to service my bits and pieces.

Ace said:

Shorty said:

do you have children? (I think I remember you saying you did)

BABA BOOEY!!! BABA BOOEY!!! HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!! BABA BOOEY!!!

(Sorry, I couldn't control myself. )

I'm gonna do that someday in real life. I'll probably leave out the Howard Stern's Penis part but def want to do the baba booey thing.

Shorty said:

Ace said:

BABA BOOEY!!! BABA BOOEY!!! HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!! BABA BOOEY!!!

(Sorry, I couldn't control myself. )

I'm gonna do that someday in real life. I'll probably leave out the Howard Stern's Penis part but def want to do the baba booey thing.

It's just not the same without "HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!!". C'mon, if Mariann can do it, so can you!

P.S. Did you hear the show, today? I'm the one who solved Howard's "calendaring" dilemma!

imago said:

BklynBabe said:

I'll be honest. I'd love him to service my bits and pieces.

he can do all that at the same time with THAT tongue

Ace said:

Shorty said:

I'm gonna do that someday in real life. I'll probably leave out the Howard Stern's Penis part but def want to do the baba booey thing.

It's just not the same without "HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!!". C'mon, if Mariann can do it, so can you!

P.S. Did you hear the show, today? I'm the one who solved Howard's "calendaring" dilemma!

only a piece of it...I heard him yelling at baba booey yesterday about his sticky note form of organization. Were you on the phone?

Shorty said:

Ace said:

It's just not the same without "HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!!". C'mon, if Mariann can do it, so can you!

P.S. Did you hear the show, today? I'm the one who solved Howard's "calendaring" dilemma!

only a piece of it...I heard him yelling at baba booey yesterday about his sticky note form of organization. Were you on the phone?

Sent an email.

davetherave6767 said:

Ok so im old/bold/fat/suffer from herpes & eye cant spell that well,eye have a history of violence & depression.Eye have affairs cuz there supposed 2b stress free??no strings no hassle...but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!!!!!Women love me cuz im funny & eye have this reputation the kind that should make women run a mile at the sound of my name,but they dont???they r drawn 2 me......the fools!!!!Im sick of living alone but im the only person eye trust 2 live with!!Is there a woman outthere that can put up with davetherave & his stupid ways???U no the woman who tells every1 eye can tame him!!!!Make him happy!make him honest!make him no how 2 love again!Please god read this & if that woman is out there on this earth somewhere guide her 2 me!Let her show me the way,help me change from the pig that eye am in2 the loving one woman man eye no eye can b!!!Will eye ever give a woman my heart again after so much pain?Will eye ever find true love again???

...Throw in alcoholism and you sound like an ex of mine.

JustErin said:

but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!

Bullshit. Of course there is.

And they all end the same way - ended.

davetherave6767 said:

Ok so im old/bold/fat/suffer from herpes & eye cant spell that well,eye have a history of violence & depression.Eye have affairs cuz there supposed 2b stress free??no strings no hassle...but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!!!!!Women love me cuz im funny & eye have this reputation the kind that should make women run a mile at the sound of my name,but they dont???they r drawn 2 me......the fools!!!!Im sick of living alone but im the only person eye trust 2 live with!!Is there a woman outthere that can put up with davetherave & his stupid ways???U no the woman who tells every1 eye can tame him!!!!Make him happy!make him honest!make him no how 2 love again!Please god read this & if that woman is out there on this earth somewhere guide her 2 me!Let her show me the way,help me change from the pig that eye am in2 the loving one woman man eye no eye can b!!!Will eye ever give a woman my heart again after so much pain?Will eye ever find true love again???

Yeah sure, start going to church. That's where the real women are.