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Thread started 06/24/11 7:30am

funkpill

A Man Was In His Front Yard Mowing Grass

When his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again.

She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 06/24/11 7:39am

CHIC0

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heart
LOVE
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♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣
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Reply #2 posted 06/24/11 7:45am

wildgoldenhone
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heh heh heh razz

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Reply #3 posted 06/24/11 9:10am

KidaDynamite

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CHIC0 said:



:spit: :falloff:

I literally lol'ed @ 5 in the morning...y'all are a mess.
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #4 posted 06/24/11 12:19pm

chocolate1

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lol


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #5 posted 06/24/11 12:22pm

ZombieKitten

why are you people UP already????? dead

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Reply #6 posted 06/24/11 1:47pm

paintedlady

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CHIC0 said:

falloff

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Reply #7 posted 06/24/11 2:13pm

PurpleJedi

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CHIC0 said:

lol

That gif is funnier than the joke!

(the joke's funny too though! LOL)

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #8 posted 06/24/11 7:59pm

Michelesky

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giggle

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Reply #9 posted 06/24/11 10:28pm

Nothinbutjoy

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lol

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!
I'm firmly planted in denial
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