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An experiment for those who think that they are Superman... If you think that you are Superman, I suggest that you climb to the top of the highest building that you can find and jump off... if you find that you can fly, you might very well be Superman, otherwise we will be rid of your stupid ass. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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That made me laugh... | |
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and if you pass the flying test don't forget the 'stand in front of an oncoming semi and stop it with one hand' test | |
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XxAxX said: and if you pass the flying test don't forget the 'stand in front of an oncoming semi and stop it with one hand' test
Another fine idea!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Yeah, that'll teach em :LOL: | |
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SuperC said: Yeah, that'll teach em :LOL:
I can just see them on top of the Empire State Building wearing spandex pants with a cup towel tied around their neck! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: SuperC said: Yeah, that'll teach em :LOL:
I can just see them on top of the Empire State Building wearing spandex pants with a cup towel tied around their neck! :LOL: And he keeps squirming so the cup towel keeps sliding off. HE WON"T STAY STILL | |
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The only dissapointing thing about falling like that is that only the last 2 inches hurt | |
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SuperC said: IceNine said: SuperC said: Yeah, that'll teach em :LOL:
I can just see them on top of the Empire State Building wearing spandex pants with a cup towel tied around their neck! :LOL: And he keeps squirming so the cup towel keeps sliding off. HE WON"T STAY STILL He wouldn't squirm... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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don't forget: superman could lift large objects, 2...how's about somebody liftin up two semis and a cargo ship and carry 'em 4 a few miles?
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: don't forget: superman could lift large objects, 2...how's about somebody liftin up two semis and a cargo ship and carry 'em 4 a few miles?
That would work too... I would prefer to see them try to jump off the tall building... OR... they could let someone drop a trash truck on top of them from a cargo plane and see if they can catch it! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: don't forget: superman could lift large objects, 2...how's about somebody liftin up two semis and a cargo ship and carry 'em 4 a few miles?
That would work too... I would prefer to see them try to jump off the tall building... OR... they could let someone drop a trash truck on top of them from a cargo plane and see if they can catch it! :LOL: I say we just go get him he shouldn't be that tough to take on :LOL: Why should we wait? | |
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SuperC said: IceNine said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: don't forget: superman could lift large objects, 2...how's about somebody liftin up two semis and a cargo ship and carry 'em 4 a few miles?
That would work too... I would prefer to see them try to jump off the tall building... OR... they could let someone drop a trash truck on top of them from a cargo plane and see if they can catch it! :LOL: I say we just go get him he shouldn't be that tough to take on :LOL: Why should we wait?We have to identify our would-be superhero first... then we can throw him off a tall building. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: SuperC said: IceNine said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: don't forget: superman could lift large objects, 2...how's about somebody liftin up two semis and a cargo ship and carry 'em 4 a few miles?
That would work too... I would prefer to see them try to jump off the tall building... OR... they could let someone drop a trash truck on top of them from a cargo plane and see if they can catch it! :LOL: I say we just go get him he shouldn't be that tough to take on :LOL: Why should we wait?We have to identify our would-be superhero first... then we can throw him off a tall building. :LOL: Ok we know it's a male. So there's a start. What other clues do we have? | |
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SuperC said: IceNine said: SuperC said: IceNine said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: don't forget: superman could lift large objects, 2...how's about somebody liftin up two semis and a cargo ship and carry 'em 4 a few miles?
That would work too... I would prefer to see them try to jump off the tall building... OR... they could let someone drop a trash truck on top of them from a cargo plane and see if they can catch it! :LOL: I say we just go get him he shouldn't be that tough to take on :LOL: Why should we wait?We have to identify our would-be superhero first... then we can throw him off a tall building. :LOL: Ok we know it's a male. So there's a start. What other clues do we have? I don't know... it could be a woman who pretends to be a man too. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: SuperC said: IceNine said: SuperC said: IceNine said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: don't forget: superman could lift large objects, 2...how's about somebody liftin up two semis and a cargo ship and carry 'em 4 a few miles?
That would work too... I would prefer to see them try to jump off the tall building... OR... they could let someone drop a trash truck on top of them from a cargo plane and see if they can catch it! :LOL: I say we just go get him he shouldn't be that tough to take on :LOL: Why should we wait?We have to identify our would-be superhero first... then we can throw him off a tall building. :LOL: Ok we know it's a male. So there's a start. What other clues do we have? I don't know... it could be a woman who pretends to be a man too. Phuck! Now i'm back at square 1 :LOL: I give up. I'm thuuu | |
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SuperC said: IceNine said: SuperC said: IceNine said: SuperC said: IceNine said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: don't forget: superman could lift large objects, 2...how's about somebody liftin up two semis and a cargo ship and carry 'em 4 a few miles?
That would work too... I would prefer to see them try to jump off the tall building... OR... they could let someone drop a trash truck on top of them from a cargo plane and see if they can catch it! :LOL: I say we just go get him he shouldn't be that tough to take on :LOL: Why should we wait?We have to identify our would-be superhero first... then we can throw him off a tall building. :LOL: Ok we know it's a male. So there's a start. What other clues do we have? I don't know... it could be a woman who pretends to be a man too. Phuck! Now i'm back at square 1 :LOL: I give up. I'm thuuu 
so superman might be some masculine-lookin chick with muscles and a strap-on?  +  =  | |
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Does anyone on here own blue tights and a cape??? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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damn ... i thought this was gonna be a thread about the "Jude Law becoming Superman" controversy ...
did u guys see that ... I dont see that ... I just read that the Superman franchise is in the hands of the director who did "Insomnia" ... and he wants Jude Law to be the new superhero ... what is up with that !!?? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: SuperC said: IceNine said: SuperC said: IceNine said: SuperC said: IceNine said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: don't forget: superman could lift large objects, 2...how's about somebody liftin up two semis and a cargo ship and carry 'em 4 a few miles?
That would work too... I would prefer to see them try to jump off the tall building... OR... they could let someone drop a trash truck on top of them from a cargo plane and see if they can catch it! :LOL: I say we just go get him he shouldn't be that tough to take on :LOL: Why should we wait?We have to identify our would-be superhero first... then we can throw him off a tall building. :LOL: Ok we know it's a male. So there's a start. What other clues do we have? I don't know... it could be a woman who pretends to be a man too. Phuck! Now i'm back at square 1 :LOL: I give up. I'm thuuu
so superman might be some masculine-lookin chick with muscles and a strap-on? + = I'm not ruling anything out! :LOL: Those tights and everything were a little suspect. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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dagodfather said: damn ... i thought this was gonna be a thread about the "Jude Law becoming Superman" controversy ...
did u guys see that ... I dont see that ... I just read that the Superman franchise is in the hands of the director who did "Insomnia" ... and he wants Jude Law to be the new superhero ... what is up with that !!?? Maybe we should take him to the top of a tall building and see what happens! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I think I'm Captain America. But I'm not sure. I need help! What do I do??? | |
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I still say that a lightsaber would cut through Superman's arm like a hot knife through butter.  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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AaronUnlimited said: I think I'm Captain America. But I'm not sure. I need help! What do I do???
Just keep doing what you're doing... Captain America is cool! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AaronUnlimited said: I think I'm Captain America. But I'm not sure. I need help! What do I do???
Stay away from ice, he's after superhero's right now :LOL: | |
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teller said: I still say that a lightsaber would cut through Superman's arm like a hot knife through butter.
We could start with a table saw and work our way to controlled light weapons... :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: teller said: I still say that a lightsaber would cut through Superman's arm like a hot knife through butter.
We could start with a table saw and work our way to controlled light weapons... :LOL: The table saw will probably do fine, actually... Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: IceNine said: teller said: I still say that a lightsaber would cut through Superman's arm like a hot knife through butter.
We could start with a table saw and work our way to controlled light weapons... :LOL: The table saw will probably do fine, actually... I think we have another test! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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teller said: IceNine said: teller said: I still say that a lightsaber would cut through Superman's arm like a hot knife through butter.
We could start with a table saw and work our way to controlled light weapons... :LOL: The table saw will probably do fine, actually... On the man of steel, you've got to be kidding. We need something from outta this world. | |
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SuperC said: teller said: IceNine said: teller said: I still say that a lightsaber would cut through Superman's arm like a hot knife through butter.
We could start with a table saw and work our way to controlled light weapons... :LOL: The table saw will probably do fine, actually... On the man of steel, you've got to be kidding. We need something from outta this world. Kryptonite-tipped blade??? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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