http://www.worst-jobs.com/

http://www.worst-jobs.com/

Good greif:

Under men, #2:

Barnyard Masturbator

Ideal for: People with an animal fetish.  Job specifications: So basically, your job is to collect animal sperm. Depending on the kind of budget your boss is working on (and how much he hates you), you’ll be sent to the fields with a) an electric probe, to be pushed into the animal’s rectum, [...]

think i will submit an application for the job of "Gypsy". i just love the way the ys work in that word. gYpsY.

let's not mention this to my employers

XxAxX said:

think i will submit an application for the job of "Gypsy". i just love the way the ys work in that word. gYpsY.

let's not mention this to my employers

OMG, thanks for trying to save this shit thread!

I'm not gonna save you again!

JowiiCoco said:

I'm not gonna save you again!

!!!

imago said:

Barnyard Masturbator

If anyone remembers Z-list celebrity Rebecca Loos - 'famous' for having had an alleged affair with David Beckham - she jacked off a pig on a celebrity farm reality show in the UK.

Probably NSFW (unless your a vet)