I fingered my girlfriend at a San Diego Padres game. Now let me explain, she asked me to do it. And I told her, "your to much of a lady for me to do this to,you know?". But guys, she was crazy horny

And I hate to see her or any women mad, so I did it

Neither. It makes you a beta. You didn't want to do it, but you did it because you didn't want to hurt her feelings.

it's not the kiss so much as the tell

TylerHippie said:

I fingered my girlfriend at a San Diego Padres game. Now let me explain, she asked me to do it. And I told her, "your to much of a lady for me to do this to,you know?". But guys, she was crazy horny

And I hate to see her or any women mad, so I did it

What woman wants to be fingered? It's like going to the gynecologist! Gross! I thought that went out in junior high!

I say it makes you classless

It's not something I would do as I think it's rude to engage in sexual activity in front of others that are probably not interested in being privy to that (especially when there are children around).

But I do think it's pretty gross and classless if you didn't at least sanitize your hands after doing it and went ahead on your merry way touching everything along your travels.

Always keep this shit on you.

MissParkerr said:

TylerHippie said:

I fingered my girlfriend at a San Diego Padres game. Now let me explain, she asked me to do it. And I told her, "your to much of a lady for me to do this to,you know?". But guys, she was crazy horny

And I hate to see her or any women mad, so I did it

What woman wants to be fingered? It's like going to the gynecologist! Gross! I thought that went out in junior high!

I say it makes you classless

Classless or not, getting finger banged can be soooo hot and NOTHING like going to the gyno.

What it really means is she likes baseball players a LOT

Personally, I have never understood sexual exhibitionist behaviour and being turned on by sexual activity in public.

JustErin said:

Personally, I have never understood sexual exhibitionist behaviour and being turned on by sexual activity in public.

The thrill of getting caught.......it's a turn on to some.....so I've heard.

NDRU said:

What it really means is she likes baseball players a LOT

Bro, this is so funny. Classic.

Depending on the circumstances, doing it might make you a badass.

But talking about it definitely makes you classless.

JustErin said:

Personally, I have never understood sexual exhibitionist behaviour and being turned on by sexual activity in public.

I take it as you never had sex on a beach? You should try it.

lavender1983 said:

JustErin said:

Personally, I have never understood sexual exhibitionist behaviour and being turned on by sexual activity in public.

The thrill of getting caught.......it's a turn on to some.....so I've heard.

I'd rather spend my time having an amazing time in private than risk getting caught and having it end.

Where's the turn on in that?

TylerHippie said:

JustErin said:

Personally, I have never understood sexual exhibitionist behaviour and being turned on by sexual activity in public.

I take it as you never had sex on a beach? You should try it.

Why would you think that?

All it means is that I don't engage in sexual activity surrounded by the public, it says nothing about where I've had sex.

It makes you a troll, and not a new one, either!

TylerHippie said:

JustErin said:

Personally, I have never understood sexual exhibitionist behaviour and being turned on by sexual activity in public.

I take it as you never had sex on a beach? You should try it.

That actually could be kinda hot...at night time...right by the water....underneath the stars....sand getting in places I don't want...not so hot.

JustErin said:

TylerHippie said:

I take it as you never had sex on a beach? You should try it.

Why would you think that?

All it means is that I don't engage in sexual activity surrounded by the public, it says nothing about where I've had sex.

Oh ok, so you'll never have sex on a beach or any place outside?

JustErin said:

lavender1983 said:

The thrill of getting caught.......it's a turn on to some.....so I've heard.

I'd rather spend my time having an amazing time in private than risk getting caught and having it end.

Where's the turn on in that?

True.

I would be uncomfortable having full blown sex or performing any kind of sex act in public...and wouldn't be into it either but some actually get off on vouyerism. It's different if you actually went to a sex club and could engage in that freely if you wanted because everyone is there for sex...but in public with unsuspecting strangers..where a cop could run up on you at any moment....yea not for me.

lavender1983 said:

JustErin said:

I'd rather spend my time having an amazing time in private than risk getting caught and having it end.

Where's the turn on in that?

True.

I would be uncomfortable having full blown sex or performing any kind of sex act in public...and wouldn't be into it either but some actually get off on vouyerism. It's different if you actually went to a sex club and could engage in that freely if you wanted because everyone is there for sex...but in public with unsuspecting strangers..where a cop could run up on you at any moment....yea not for me.

I see what you and Erin mean but, me and my girl live by a serious motto. "You only have one life, do stuff you wish you can do in a second one."

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O tyler!!!!!!! Im:nuts: . going 2 have 2 say this but this thread is so disrespectful 2 ur girlfriend!!!!Eye no ur young & shit but 2 start a thread like eye fingered my girlfriend????WTF!!!!.Does ur girlfriend no u have done this thread????....O Tyler??????.Eye havnt looked at the other responses yet but ive got a very bad feeling 4u on this thread my young friend!!!!And if davetherave isnt impressed then that in it self speaks volumes!!!!U just cant do that then put it on here!!!!not unless u think of ur girlfriend as a whore????Do u think that of ur girlfriend Tyler????Eye no what this makes u Tyler!!!!!Eye realy hope u learn from what im certain ur going 2 read!!!!!............O Tyler???

TylerHippie said:

lavender1983 said:

True.

I would be uncomfortable having full blown sex or performing any kind of sex act in public...and wouldn't be into it either but some actually get off on vouyerism. It's different if you actually went to a sex club and could engage in that freely if you wanted because everyone is there for sex...but in public with unsuspecting strangers..where a cop could run up on you at any moment....yea not for me.

I see what you and Erin mean but, me and my girl live by a serious motto. "You only have one life, do stuff you wish you can do in a second one."

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Im not sure how this motto applies to getting finger banged

davetherave6767 said:

O tyler!!!!!!! Im:nuts: . going 2 have 2 say this but this thread is so disrespectful 2 ur girlfriend!!!!Eye no ur young & shit but 2 start a thread like eye fingered my girlfriend????WTF!!!!.Does ur girlfriend no u have done this thread????....O Tyler??????.Eye havnt looked at the other responses yet but ive got a very bad feeling 4u on this thread my young friend!!!!And if davetherave isnt impressed then that in it self speaks volumes!!!!U just cant do that then put it on here!!!!not unless u think of ur girlfriend as a whore????Do u think that of ur girlfriend Tyler????Eye no what this makes u Tyler!!!!!Eye realy hope u learn from what im certain ur going 2 read!!!!!............O Tyler???

Bro, my girlfriend doesn't give a fuck ahaha She's a true rebel. We both like to have fun to the max. I actually showed her I posted this, and she socked me in the arm and start laughing. We live life a crazy way.

tinaz said:

TylerHippie said:

I see what you and Erin mean but, me and my girl live by a serious motto. "You only have one life, do stuff you wish you can do in a second one."

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Im not sure how this motto applies to getting finger banged

What's shaking tinaz? Oh, that motto doesn't apply to being "fingered banged", I just wanted to say it.

TylerHippie said:

tinaz said:

Im not sure how this motto applies to getting finger banged

What's shaking tinaz? Oh, that motto doesn't apply to being "fingered banged", I just wanted to say it.

Gotcha! Not much here... just did the job interview thing... Got another on thurs! Pretty boring stuff compared to 3rd base at a ball game!

TylerHippie said:

davetherave6767 said:

O tyler!!!!!!! Im:nuts: . going 2 have 2 say this but this thread is so disrespectful 2 ur girlfriend!!!!Eye no ur young & shit but 2 start a thread like eye fingered my girlfriend????WTF!!!!.Does ur girlfriend no u have done this thread????....O Tyler??????.Eye havnt looked at the other responses yet but ive got a very bad feeling 4u on this thread my young friend!!!!And if davetherave isnt impressed then that in it self speaks volumes!!!!U just cant do that then put it on here!!!!not unless u think of ur girlfriend as a whore????Do u think that of ur girlfriend Tyler????Eye no what this makes u Tyler!!!!!Eye realy hope u learn from what im certain ur going 2 read!!!!!............O Tyler???

Bro, my girlfriend doesn't give a fuck ahaha She's a true rebel. We both like to have fun to the max. I actually showed her I posted this, and she socked me in the arm and start laughing. We live life a crazy way.

Davetherave is a sick puppy & been around the block afew times Tyler!! Eye have a 18 year old son built like a brick shit house & if he did what u have done eye would make him cry like a baby!!!! Ur cool with it & ur girlfriend is cool with it.......but eye dont think its cool at all!!!! O Tyler...

tinaz said:

TylerHippie said:

What's shaking tinaz? Oh, that motto doesn't apply to being "fingered banged", I just wanted to say it.

Gotcha! Not much here... just did the job interview thing... Got another on thurs! Pretty boring stuff compared to 3rd base at a ball game!

AHAHA Someone has jokes, I like that. Well maybe when you get done with your interviews, I'll let

you see how it feels to be by 3rd base.

I really hope you get that job.

TylerHippie said:

JustErin said:

Why would you think that?

All it means is that I don't engage in sexual activity surrounded by the public, it says nothing about where I've had sex.

Oh ok, so you'll never have sex on a beach or any place outside?

I never said that. I said that I will never have sex with a crowd around.

I didn't realize that what I was saying was so complicated.

TylerHippie said:

tinaz said:

Gotcha! Not much here... just did the job interview thing... Got another on thurs! Pretty boring stuff compared to 3rd base at a ball game!

AHAHA Someone has jokes, I like that. Well maybe when you get done with your interviews, I'll let

you see how it feels to be by 3rd base.

I really hope you get that job.

Thanks for the job wishes... But, uh... My husband is the only ball player on my team..

Hey, I'm in San Diego too! Too bad U don't play for my team though! ;-(

Genesia said:

Depending on the circumstances, doing it might make you a badass.

But talking about it definitely makes you classless.

I remember someone bragging about doing that to a strange lady at a bar, as if I should be impressed, I was like EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! why are you TELLING me this shit!!!