Cunts.

Lammastide said:

Alej said:

Lady Gaga's vagina.

Eminem says she doesn't have one.

Eminem can suck my dick.

Fauxie said:

Alej said:

Lady Gaga's vagina.

That's already been done many times.

That's not enough.

Alej said:

Lammastide said:

Eminem says she doesn't have one.

Eminem can suck my dick.

He'd rather have it up his ass.

vainandy said:

Alej said:

Eminem can suck my dick.

He'd rather have it up his ass.

Seriously.

Y'all are still here?

Fauxie said:

I'm well known around these parts for my excellent threads. By 'around these parts' I mean in my bedroom (when my wife's not here, that is - she says they're "pedantic, unfocused and lacking any real topic" ). Anyway, it's been a very long time since I started a thread here. I've just been going around commenting on others peoples'. When I do start a new thread it has to be something interesting, something spectacular. I want to get this right. I'm not going to start a thread until I have a brilliant idea that's going to be wildly successful. It's very important to me that my first thread in a long time is of top quality and engages people. Such is my quality control that if the idea isn't stupifyingly magnificent then I'll just continue to not start threads and the drought will continue until such time I'm ready to deliver something truly incredible.

So before I write too much and as my wife would say, start to be "pedantic, unfocused and lacking any real topic" (Uh, wrong!), do you have any ideas? What would make for a good thread topic for my first thread in many months?

Thread entitled; "What's the most embarrasing thing that's every happened to you?"

May be boring but could get some interesting responses

Hey-!

How's about you start a thread about starting a thread?

PurpleJedi said:

Hey-!

How's about you start a thread about starting a thread?

Fauxie said:

Y'all are still here?

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Alej said:

Fauxie said:

Y'all are still here?

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Thread.

How you became a spineless, castrated doormat.

elmer said:

How you became a spineless, castrated doormat.

That's quite a bizarre put-down to give a complete stranger.

Fauxie said:

elmer said:

How you became a spineless, castrated doormat.

That's quite a bizarre put-down to give a complete stranger.

isn't it though! must be Dan

ZombieKitten said:

Fauxie said:

That's quite a bizarre put-down to give a complete stranger.

isn't it though! must be Dan

I see this person has said they like 'Arms of Orion' on a Prince thread so yep, gotta be a wind-up.

Fauxie said:

I'm well known around these parts for my excellent threads. By 'around these parts' I mean in my bedroom (when my wife's not here, that is - she says they're "pedantic, unfocused and lacking any real topic" ). Anyway, it's been a very long time since I started a thread here. I've just been going around commenting on others peoples'. When I do start a new thread it has to be something interesting, something spectacular. I want to get this right. I'm not going to start a thread until I have a brilliant idea that's going to be wildly successful. It's very important to me that my first thread in a long time is of top quality and engages people. Such is my quality control that if the idea isn't stupifyingly magnificent then I'll just continue to not start threads and the drought will continue until such time I'm ready to deliver something truly incredible.

So before I write too much and as my wife would say, start to be "pedantic, unfocused and lacking any real topic" (Uh, wrong!), do you have any ideas? What would make for a good thread topic for my first thread in many months?

Well you missed spectacular, but apparently that wouldn't surprise you. Have to quote ABC and say that as for interesting, "right on the target but wide of the mark." Interesting enough to get someone to look, but if you dropped your pants in a mall, people would look, but would anyone really be interested? ( ) <jk>

I do like that you aspire to stupifyingly magnificent. So should we all.

I am embarrassed to say that I've never put that much thought into topic I post. Sadly. The depths of my shame. SMH

vainandy said:

"Bears vs. Twinks"

Twinks are useless. I really try to pretend they don't exist.

SUPRMAN said:

Fauxie said:

I'm well known around these parts for my excellent threads. By 'around these parts' I mean in my bedroom (when my wife's not here, that is - she says they're "pedantic, unfocused and lacking any real topic" ). Anyway, it's been a very long time since I started a thread here. I've just been going around commenting on others peoples'. When I do start a new thread it has to be something interesting, something spectacular. I want to get this right. I'm not going to start a thread until I have a brilliant idea that's going to be wildly successful. It's very important to me that my first thread in a long time is of top quality and engages people. Such is my quality control that if the idea isn't stupifyingly magnificent then I'll just continue to not start threads and the drought will continue until such time I'm ready to deliver something truly incredible.

So before I write too much and as my wife would say, start to be "pedantic, unfocused and lacking any real topic" (Uh, wrong!), do you have any ideas? What would make for a good thread topic for my first thread in many months?

Well you missed spectacular, but apparently that wouldn't surprise you. Have to quote ABC and say that as for interesting, "right on the target but wide of the mark." Interesting enough to get someone to look, but if you dropped your pants in a mall, people would look, but would anyone really be interested? ( ) <jk>

I do like that you aspire to stupifyingly magnificent. So should we all.

I am embarrassed to say that I've never put that much thought into topic I post. Sadly. The depths of my shame. SMH

I think I understand. You're suggesting an 'If I dropped my pants in a mall, would you look, and more importantly would you really be interested?' thread.

Fauxie said:

elmer said:

How you became a spineless, castrated doormat.

That's quite a bizarre put-down to give a complete stranger.

It wasn't meant as a put-down.

elmer said:

Fauxie said:

That's quite a bizarre put-down to give a complete stranger.

It wasn't meant as a put-down.

Oh, ok. As a thread idea I'm not sure I could really get behind it.

Fauxie said:

ZombieKitten said:

isn't it though! must be Dan

I see this person has said they like 'Arms of Orion' on a Prince thread so yep, gotta be a wind-up.

There's a prince thread? :wasteoftime:

Fauxie said:

I'm well known around these parts for my excellent threads. By 'around these parts' I mean in my bedroom (when my wife's not here, that is - she says they're "pedantic, unfocused and lacking any real topic" ). Anyway, it's been a very long time since I started a thread here. I've just been going around commenting on others peoples'. When I do start a new thread it has to be something interesting, something spectacular. I want to get this right. I'm not going to start a thread until I have a brilliant idea that's going to be wildly successful. It's very important to me that my first thread in a long time is of top quality and engages people. Such is my quality control that if the idea isn't stupifyingly magnificent then I'll just continue to not start threads and the drought will continue until such time I'm ready to deliver something truly incredible.

So before I write too much and as my wife would say, start to be "pedantic, unfocused and lacking any real topic" (Uh, wrong!), do you have any ideas? What would make for a good thread topic for my first thread in many months?

Unusable and unpractical super powers?

You know .. the weird super human abilities most of have, but that is totally and completly witout any real value.

Like, I've got amazing reflexes. I can be clumsy with anything, but still catch the cup before it hits the floor. Now if only I drove a car or played sports for money .. but no. Reflexes: cool. Usability: Zero.

My wife, can make any cat come to her when ever she wants to. She's also super gifted at turning a pan cakes in midair with a frying pan, but hates cooking in general.

Pretty sure we all have those weird ordinary super powers

?

Is this thread about being rejected by Mochalax?

I think it is.

imago said:

Is this thread about being rejected by Mochalax?

I think it is.

It's Mochalox!!!!

And no, no it's not.

And she's never acknowledged my existence, so I think you'll find she's never rejected me.

You should talk abot Thailand.

imago said:

You should talk abot Thailand.

As a thread, or to mochalox? Not that this thread is about mochalox.

Fauxie said:

imago said:

You should talk abot Thailand.

As a thread, or to mochalox? Not that this thread is about mochalox.

As a thread.

We're dealing with only reality here, not soul destroying pipe dreams.

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