Growing up,,

This dude who was about 12 when I was 6 told me that when you have sex one of your testicles goes into the girl..

shit messed me up, when my grandmother would watch Soaps I used to think how dumb these women were when they would say shit like "if I find out you cheated on me". I was thinking "why doesn't she just check??" lol how simple can a child be??

So what are the lies you heard about sex??

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[This message was edited Tue Feb 11 13:30:10 PST 2003 by shausler]

Lies I've heard:

Babies come from the stork.
Babies come from eating watermelon seeds.
You can't get pregnant the first time.
"If we have sex while you're on your period you won't get pregnant."
"Yes Chicken, I'll give you some."

Cum cleanse acne, because it has protien in it and viatim C ...

DigitalLisa said:

I wish I would have said that in my heyday...
[This message was edited Tue Feb 11 13:50:39 PST 2003 by chickengrease]

chickengrease said:

chickengrease said:

HA!

I always wondered how you kept from peeing when you with a girl...like what if you really had to go...?!

That, and I always thought if a girl liked you she just came up to you and kissed you. No hassle, no fuss.

Oh, and I remember in 3rd grade a girl telling me babies came from a girl's butt. I had 3 sisters and I was certain a baby didn't come from your butt, but I didn't know the correct place either, like somewhere in front.

the More Coochie you Eat the Bigger your Mustache would be&you could Rule a Woman's Mind.that anything besides Missionary didn't Count&Hell Even the Former President Bill Clinton said Oral Sex didn't Count.also if a Lady had Sex in a Different Country it didn't Count.

Sitting on a warm toilet seat will get you pregnant!

I still believe that one

mdiver said:

LOL thats too much

I've got a good one "If the woman is on top she won't get pregnant because gravity will 'push down' the sperm."

Harlepolis said:

I still use that one mate

That the first time is some magical, life-changing experience.

Here is one that is not technically sexual but still makes me laugh.
When my Dad worked in a care home he had 2 real asshole kids who thought they knew everything but were not particularly switched on. One day he told one of them that if you unscrew your belly button then you ass will fall off.
That night at lights out he found the two of them on their bunks with really red raw belly buttons from trying to un-screw them.

Nice one.

matt said:

Very cynical Matt

This doesn't really have to do with any sex act, but I remember hearing when I was about 11 or 12 years old, that you could get AIDS from going to sleep with your socks on . I didn't even really know what AIDS was, but I knew that story was bullshit.

jizz has no calories

Jizz prevents anal polyps.

Copyright of my brother-in-law

[This message was edited Fri Feb 28 11:11:24 PST 2003 by ScarLett]

I heard that you could get pregnant even with your panties on, also that you couldn't get pregnant your first time.

matt said:

Thanks 4 ruining it 4 me... this is almost worst then time somebody told me there was no Santa Claus
[This message was edited Tue Feb 11 16:56:37 PST 2003 by DigitalLisa]

That my penis would get bigger if i concentrated real hard :LOL:





Enlarging the edit
[This message was edited Tue Feb 11 17:21:15 PST 2003 by SuperC]

Never mind... just found out it's actually true.
[This message was edited Tue Feb 11 18:33:14 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

matt said:

It's not?!

1. This guy in my neighborhood was said to have impregnated his cat,which then had a litter of bald kittens with round ears.

2. That girls pee out of their ass.

It's amazing how stupid you can be at times and still function.

The only one I heard was that you could get pregnant from french kissing.

CarrieLee said:

Ha ha haaa I'd have been a pregnance machine looong time ago

Aerogram said:

well some terrible lies got back to me about my OWN sexual performance from 2 of my first girlfriends

They both say i was a really LOUSY lay

However i KNOW this is a lie cos i most definetely remember giving them the BEST 60 seconds of luvin they ever had!!!


I hate liars

Get your stop watches out 60 seconds is a damn long time!!