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Police arrest 2 men near home of singer Joss Stone LONDON – Two men have been arrested near the rural home of singer Joss Stone on suspicion of conspiracy to rob and murder, police said Wednesday. Devon and Cornwall Police say the men, aged 30 and 33, and from the Manchester area of northwest England, were arrested Monday morning near Stone's house in Cullompton, southwest England after residents reported a suspicious-looking vehicle. Detective Inspector Steve Parker said the men "had in their possession information relating to an individual in the Cullompton area and items which lead us to suspect that they may have intended to commit a criminal offense." The force would not confirm a report in The Sun newspaper that the men had swords, rope and a body bag, as well as maps and aerial photos of Stone's secluded property. Parker said it was "important to stress that no properties have been burgled and no individuals have been harmed." Police officers stood guard Wednesday outside the gates to the house, which is on a quiet country road. Stone's London publicists, DWL, said the singer was aware of the arrests and was being kept up to date by the police. They would not say whether 24-year-old Stone was at home when the men were arrested. The men were being questioned Wednesday at a police station and have not been charged. Stone came to fame in 2003 as a small-town teenager with a big, soulful voice, showcased on her best-selling debut album "The Soul Sessions." She has also taken acting roles, including that of Henry VIII's fourth wife, Anne of Cleves, in TV drama "The Tudors." With a fortune estimated last month by the Sunday Times Rich List at 9 million pounds ($14.6 million), she still lives in the southwestern county of Devon where she was raised. She is a friend of Prince William and was a guest at his wedding to Kate Middleton in April. | |
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I heard this story this morning on the news. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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It's some crazy muhhfuckas out there. That's why I pack heat. | |
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So wait a minute, does this mean I gotta learn how to shoot a gun if I'm gonna b your cabana boy?
...what if I just scare 'em off with my "angry dad" look-?
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Now, that's sca-reee! Nah, I got enough guns for us. No worries. | |
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Alrighty then-! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I read that last night. | |
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I'm glad no harm was done. I can't help but think, "how dumb would those men be to have meant to go after Joss Stone, get totally busted and she wasn't even home?" I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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What in the hay-ell???? | |
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the title on Dlisted !!!
Two 30-something men were arrested outside of Joss Stone's house in England on Monday after police got a call about a "suspicious vehicle" trolling around the neighborhood. The suspicious vehicle was a Fiat. (Note: If you're going to partake in evil and shady schemes in a fancy neighborhood, don't do it in a Fiat.) When the police searched the vehicle, they found a bunch of shit that would make Kevin Costner's character in The Bodyguard SHUT IT DOWN and order everybody to a desolate cabin in the woods.
The cops found two swords, rope, a body bag, maps and aerial photos of Joss Stone's house. No, they were not planning on catching a wild turkey (with the rope), butchering it for a meal (with the two swords) and serving it to Joss on a waterproof picnic blanket (the body bag). Two swords, rope and a body bag can only mean one thing: MURDER PLOT! Did you read me, right? I typed: MURDER PLOT. This is the only acceptable reaction:
It is not known whether Joss was home at the time. The police wouldn't confirm the MURDER PLOT to BBC News but they are investigating it.
"Officers attended the area at around 1000 BST and subsequently arrested the occupants of a red Fiat Punto. Major crime detectives are continuing to investigate. Our officers are currently carrying out reassurance patrols and it's important to stress that no properties have been burgled and no individuals have been harmed."
Yes, I too read that as "Fiat Puto" and the images created by my brain will stay with me all day. This is terrifying and Joss should surround herself with an army of Sean Beans, but TWO SWORDS? Who let the fanboys out of mom's basement? They do realize that Joss played Anne of Cleves in The Tudors and not Anne Boleyn?
Stay safe, Joss! And for once in your life, put on some damn shoes! Nike Airs, preferably. You can't outrun two sword-wielding crazies if your ass is barefoot! Now is not the time to be a hippie!
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Too funny! | |
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Those people at DListed are stooooooooopid. | |
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