1. there is a fly in your soup

2. u break a nail

3. u have a hole in your stocking

4. there is no chocolate in the house

5. u get your pic taken by a speed camera

list your 5 suckie moments

the shoes u like dont come in your size

nothing fits

u get a paper cut

u buy something expensive and the next day it's on sale

u gain 2 kilos over winter

1. When your cold seems to go away and the next day comes back DOUBLE HARD
2. When you drive all the way to Ikea to buy a special porcelain drip tray for your candle and when you get home if falls out and smashes on the driveway
3. When the word "brand" mysteriously prints as "bra" in your client's book and you can't explain how that happened
4. When the dried beans in your minestrone STILL aren't soft after 10 hours in the slow cooker
5. When the DVD gets stuck and won't play any longer, 15 minutes from the end of the movie

1. You boobs are too big for the shirt you love.

2. The one you think about, probably isn't thinking about you.

3. Being surrounded by negativity.

4. Your expectations don't reach reality.

When you bitch slap someone and they complain.

When you loan a cd/dvd and it becomes a hostage. Can I just see the cd/dvd-is it ok? What are your demands?

When your ask for naked pictures and ZK gives you pictures in clothing!

When a hot girl is going down on you.

When they ask you at the grocery store paper or plastic? I always say, "Gift wrapped please."