no mr schroe!!!! put the shovel down. don't do it. dooon't do it

RodeoSchro said:

dyvrdown said:

dont kill hiiiimm!

catch him and let him go far away from your housee.

What?!? Carry around a live rat?

I'm going to have to get really really drunk to do that.

There ain't enough liquor in the world to make me schlep around a live rat!

Theres a rat in my kitchen..................What ama gonna do?????

davetherave6767 said:

Theres a rat in my kitchen..................What ama gonna do?????

share the milk

Aren't you afraid the frogs and rats will team up against you?

Do some 'team building' fishing afternoon at your pond, while making plans for throwing you over when your drunk........

davetherave6767 said:

Theres a rat in my kitchen..................What ama gonna do?????

Strategy:

tell the rats about planking and it's popularity. You know how rats are. They will start doing it themselves and tell everybody it was them who invented it.

Then, when all the rats are planking, it's just easy-does-it to smash them with a hammer. No need to undust the shovel.

However, be afraid:

When you encounter the Banksy rats:

keep one for me, please

I don't understand what there is to be afraid of. They are just big dirty mice that are slightly more vicious.

Now spiders, there's something to be afraid of.

Militant said:

I don't understand what there is to be afraid of. They are just big dirty mice that are slightly more vicious.

Now spiders, there's something to be afraid of.

exactly right. we think alike on this. and the funny thing is, here's mr. schro trying to scare us with all these stories of pooper scoopers and shovels and marauding chipmunks and mice and frogs oh my!

yet, all the while he overlooks the true monsters of planet earth. arachnids. just the word is enough to make me say gah! let alone the eight hairy legs and bulging, multitudinous eyes that come with the package... gah!

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XxAxX said:

Militant said:

I don't understand what there is to be afraid of. They are just big dirty mice that are slightly more vicious.

Now spiders, there's something to be afraid of.

exactly right. we think alike on this. and the funny thing is, here's mr. schro trying to scare us with all these stories of pooper scoopers and shovels and marauding chipmunks and mice and frogs oh my!

yet, all the while he overlooks the true monsters of planet earth. arachnids. just the word is enough to make me say gah! let alone the eight hairy legs and bulging, multitudinous eyes that come with the package... gah!

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Exactly. And if you yell at a rat or stomp around it's gonna run the fuck away. We can interact with them the same way as any other mammal.

Yell at a spider and see what happens. A whole bunch of nothin'. It's still right there crawling around ready to jump on your face or somethin'

This is why I could never live in Australia or anywhere like that. I have enough to worry about with the non-deadly normal fuckin spiders here in England.

AAAAAaaahhh,

that is scary!

I was pretty brave when it came to spiders.

untill now.

dJJ said:

davetherave6767 said:

Theres a rat in my kitchen..................What ama gonna do?????

share the milk

Thats just not right on so many levels!

Nikademus said:

XxAxX said:

exactly right. we think alike on this. and the funny thing is, here's mr. schro trying to scare us with all these stories of pooper scoopers and shovels and marauding chipmunks and mice and frogs oh my!

yet, all the while he overlooks the true monsters of planet earth. arachnids. just the word is enough to make me say gah! let alone the eight hairy legs and bulging, multitudinous eyes that come with the package... gah!

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dang it. even the teensy ones bug me

OK, you rat sympathizers, maybe you can rest easy now.

I bought some mouse traps yesterday - the kind that they go into to eat cheese, and then the trap shuts behind them. I wan't sure Mr. Rat would fit in it but at least if he got stuck, he'd be helpless. And then - KAPOW!

But this morning, no traps had been sprung. Maybe Mr. Rat was just passing through, looking for food. We haven't had rain here since February, so maybe whatever he had been eating got all dried up.

So for now, everybody wins.

Choose your brand of chees carefully:

RodeoSchro said:

OK, you rat sympathizers, maybe you can rest easy now.

I bought some mouse traps yesterday - the kind that they go into to eat cheese, and then the trap shuts behind them. I wan't sure Mr. Rat would fit in it but at least if he got stuck, he'd be helpless. And then - KAPOW!

But this morning, no traps had been sprung. Maybe Mr. Rat was just passing through, looking for food. We haven't had rain here since February, so maybe whatever he had been eating got all dried up.

So for now, everybody wins.

We had a field mouse in the house a few months ago. He was living behind the sofa probably eating food that a certain toddler would leave about. We got a humane trap, hubby stashed a bit of my good dark chocolate in it. The next morning we woke to our guest in the trap full and happy. He was taken for a drive 2.5 miles from our house and set free in a field. Word is that they can find their way back if it is less than 2 miles. He/she was sort of cute with the big ears and all but I was not happy with it in my living space. Glad it is gone.

Shanti0608 said:

We had a field mouse in the house a few months ago. He was living behind the sofa probably eating food that a certain toddler would leave about.

Good to know you'r not naming, blaming and shaming lightly. The not-to-be-named toddler deserves an honest case. As long as you don't have proof of his trails..

Militant said:

Exactly. And if you yell at a rat or stomp around it's gonna run the fuck away. We can interact with them the same way as any other mammal.

Yell at a spider and see what happens. A whole bunch of nothin'. It's still right there crawling around ready to jump on your face or somethin'

This is why I could never live in Australia or anywhere like that. I have enough to worry about with the non-deadly normal fuckin spiders here in England.

heck yes, spiders are sneaky. i had a spider attack me, once. it was small and black, and tried to pretend it was not a spider by deliberately rolling into a little ball, with no legs showing. it stayed like that long enough for me to wonder if i'd been mistaken about it. in fact, even when i poked it with a small stick the dang thing stayed rolled up. BUT i was not about to fall for that line. nope.

and sure enough, after i watched it for a while longer its little legs popped out again which made me shriek and the next thing i know that damn thing was running right at me, fast. legs churning. yes, i smushed it. i'm, not proud of that, and generally try to utilize a catch and release program for spiders. but, that particular spider had blood in its eyes eyes eyes eyes

XxAxX said:

Militant said:

Exactly. And if you yell at a rat or stomp around it's gonna run the fuck away. We can interact with them the same way as any other mammal.

Yell at a spider and see what happens. A whole bunch of nothin'. It's still right there crawling around ready to jump on your face or somethin'

This is why I could never live in Australia or anywhere like that. I have enough to worry about with the non-deadly normal fuckin spiders here in England.

heck yes, spiders are sneaky. i had a spider attack me, once. it was small and black, and tried to pretend it was not a spider by deliberately rolling into a little ball, with no legs showing. it stayed like that long enough for me to wonder if i'd been mistaken about it. in fact, even when i poked it with a small stick the dang thing stayed rolled up. BUT i was not about to fall for that line. nope.

and sure enough, after i watched it for a while longer its little legs popped out again which made me shriek and the next thing i know that damn thing was running right at me, fast. legs churning. yes, i smushed it. i'm, not proud of that, and generally try to utilize a catch and release program for spiders. but, that particular spider had blood in its eyes eyes eyes eyes

I've never been afraid of spiders. The stories of the two of you are turning me in arachnofoob!

Scaring the sh** out of me.

physco185 said:

caption...... i'll take u to him

and after u get him we will do the revenge dance

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