The stage is set. A large hotel lobby, consisting of a reception desk, a few armchairs and couches surrounding small tables, and a bar at one end.
The lobby is quite modern, with two elevator doors at the back and most of the furniture has that IKEA look about it.

The hotel is hosting a huge Org convention. It is early evening and throughout the day, most of the Orgers have arrived, unpacked and spent the afternoon relaxing in their rooms, ready for the party that's about to start.

Enter Haystack stage left. He makes his way onto one of the couches and picks up a copy of 'Hello'. As he flicks through it, he is suddenly startled by a heart-rending scream coming from somewhere out of sight.

Haystack gets up from his seat and watches as a shocked-looking maid wanders in from stage right.
Haystack runs up to her.

Haystack: 'What's the problem? What is it?'
Maid: 'It's - it's that duck over there... It's dead!'
Haystack: 'Oh my God, it must be MrBliss!'
Maid: 'Yes, that was the duck's name. I remember it checking in. It looks like murder!'
Haystack: (looking shocked) 'Murder!?'

Just then, from stage left, the next Orger appears. It's the next poster...

(To be continued by the next poster - hopefully)

Pepe (the bartender): what's up, man?
Haystack: Mr. Bliss is dead.
Maid: He looks so lifelike!
Haystack: he's still dead.
Maid: i know but he's so...cuddly.
Haystack: cold and stiff, though.
Pepe: how'd he die?
Haystack: it looks like all that duct tape wrapped around his body may have prevented him from. .
Maid: he just moved!
Haystack: that's just body gases, he's decomposing.
Maid: no, he actually moved, i saw him!
MrBliss: Mhppp!!!
Pepe: he lives! The duck lives! [frees MrBliss by yanking duct tape off].
MrBliss: OWWW!!!
Haystack: What happened, MrBliss?
MrBliss: Two large men, i think they were from PrinceFams, they grabbed me, stole the solid gold ORGIE awards from my gym bag and ran off.
Maid: Your gym bag?! What were the awards doing in there?
MrBliss: