Does anyone else get tired of breathing? I wish I could stop for various hours without dying.....

Why the hell can bones heal, but Teeth can't?

Dogs & cats don't have sex with each other, So why are men "dogs" & why do Women have "pussies"? It doesn't add up.....

Why is the Vagina so awesome? Men love it [Like me self ] & babies come out of it too...

Why is farting so frowned upon when everybody does it? Right long with nose picking & moving bowels....

If we both like each other, why get mad if I want sex on the first night? I'm not judging....

Does anyone else get tired of giving "courtesy laughs"?

How many of us actually "laugh out loud" when we type "LOL"??

Why do parents lie to children about Santa Clause, tooth Fairy, Easter bunny, etc. actually existing? Not only are they setting them up to be extremely dissapointed when they find out the truth, but they're also teaching them how to lie....

Why the hell is Jerking off so taboo when every has either done or does it on a daily basis?

Well, That's all I have for now. When I think up some other dumb shit to ask, I'll post it....Peace!

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drunk post i know cause i used to do these 2

physco185 said:

drunk post i know cause i used to do these 2

No, I'm not drunk. Half sleep, but not drunk. Somebody made thread about "sucking a guys dick & it turned their tongue blue", So I said hmmmmm......................

Tittypants said:

physco185 said:

drunk post i know cause i used to do these 2

No, I'm not drunk. Half sleep, but not drunk. Somebody made thread about "sucking a guys dick & it turned their tongue blue", So I said hmmmmm......................

so this is like a copycat thread

i once had a thread about my sister in law getting down on me.... i think it got to about 8 pages

spelling

[Edited 6/2/11 3:23am]

physco185 said:

Tittypants said:

No, I'm not drunk. Half sleep, but not drunk. Somebody made thread about "sucking a guys dick & it turned their tongue blue", So I said hmmmmm......................

so this is like a copycat thread

i once had a thread about my sister in law getting down on me.... i think it got to about 8 pages

spelling

[Edited 6/2/11 3:23am]

I missed that one! I'm sure it was a doozy!

Tittypants said:

Does anyone else get tired of breathing? I wish I could stop for various hours without dying..... Not really. Although sometimes I get tired of eating and wish I could get adequate nourishment from just a daily pill.

Why the hell can bones heal, but Teeth can't? I think I am supposed to know the answer to this, but I'm too tired to put in the effort.

Dogs & cats don't have sex with each other, So why are men "dogs" & why do Women have "pussies"? It doesn't add up..... Not all men are dogs!

Why is the Vagina so awesome? Men love it [Like me self ] & babies come out of it too... No need to ask why - just enjoy it!

Why is farting so frowned upon when everybody does it? Right long with nose picking & moving bowels.... I wouldn't want to be near anyone when/if they are doing those things. Somethings should be done in private.

If we both like each other, why get mad if I want sex on the first night? I'm not judging....

No judgment from me. Go on and get down on the first night. You don't know someone very well, so it may turn out that you really don't like them in the long run, though.

Does anyone else get tired of giving "courtesy laughs"? Yes!! Especially at work.

How many of us actually "laugh out loud" when we type "LOL"?? I LOL'd when I read this!

Why do parents lie to children about Santa Clause, tooth Fairy, Easter bunny, etc. actually existing? Not only are they setting them up to be extremely dissapointed when they find out the truth, but they're also teaching them how to lie.... I don't know, but it doesn't seem to do permanent damage, so why not.

Why the hell is Jerking off so taboo when every has either done or does it on a daily basis? Is it taboo?? NOOOOOOOOooooooOOoo!

Well, That's all I have for now. When I think up some other dumb shit to ask, I'll post it....Peace! Looking forward to it!

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Does anyone else get tired of breathing? I don't know when I do it - it's sort of like when you blink - you are not aware of it until you pay attention to it.

Why the hell can bones heal, but Teeth can't? bones have marrow and junk - teeth is just bone and nerves

Dogs & cats don't have sex with each other, So why are men "dogs" & why do Women have "pussies"? Why ask why - Bud Dry We all get wet It's raining cats & dogs.

Why is the Vagina so awesome? would u ask your mother a question like that?

Why is farting so frowned upon when everybody does it? Right long with nose picking & moving bowels.... no one wants to smell a stinky butt

If we both like each other, why get mad if I want sex on the first night? I'm not judging....

If u feel u r ready, then do it if not wait

Does anyone else get tired of giving "courtesy laughs"? Uh hummm <-yeah, that's pretty much how my fake laugh sounds.

How many of us actually "laugh out loud" when we type "LOL"?? sometimes I do

Why do parents lie to children about Santa Clause, tooth Fairy, Easter bunny, etc. actually existing? We all turned out ok didn't we? Life is full of disappointments - it's better to show them how to get over it by knowing the real reasons to life taught by their parents themselves instead of the street.

Why the hell is Jerking off so taboo when every has either done or does it on a daily basis? Sweetest Taboo -Oh I was singing Sade's song

Keep em coming

Tittypants said:

Does anyone else get tired of breathing? I wish I could stop for various hours without dying.....

I have asthma... I appreciate every breath I take. You appreciate breathing more when you have a lung disorder.

Why the hell can bones heal, but Teeth can't? Teeth bet bombarded by plauge... the other bones do not. I think teeth heal also though.

Dogs & cats don't have sex with each other, So why are men "dogs" & why do Women have "pussies"? It doesn't add up..... Pussies are soft and fun to pet... dogs, well they are fun and like to play but they can stink if they get wet and need to be "walked" daily

Why is the Vagina so awesome? Men love it [Like me self ] & babies come out of it too...

Vaginas are awesoem aren't they? I think mine's is pretty awesome.

Why is farting so frowned upon when everybody does it? Right long with nose picking & moving bowels.... I fart as often as possible... eh, the kids don't mind.. they just giggle. They won't be laughing when they are teenagers and their buddies are around.

If we both like each other, why get mad if I want sex on the first night? I'm not judging....

YOU don't judge, but every man I met always do. You're a ho if you don't wait... men need to wait. I don't know why though, I like to hump just as much as the next guy..gal... ahem.

Does anyone else get tired of giving "courtesy laughs"? I never courtesy laugh.. I smile though and stay polite.

How many of us actually "laugh out loud" when we type "LOL"?? I cackle.

Why do parents lie to children about Santa Clause, tooth Fairy, Easter bunny, etc. actually existing? Not only are they setting them up to be extremely dissapointed when they find out the truth, but they're also teaching them how to lie....

In the hood... we never lie, we tell the truth, there are no chimney's in the hood.

Why the hell is Jerking off so taboo when every has either done or does it on a daily basis? No one likes to touch smelly fingers or gooey hands.

Well, That's all I have for now. When I think up some other dumb shit to ask, I'll post it....Peace!

I love your orgname... good one

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CallMeCarrie said:

physco185 said:

so this is like a copycat thread

i once had a thread about my sister in law getting down on me.... i think it got to about 8 pages

spelling

[Edited 6/2/11 3:23am]

I missed that one! I'm sure it was a doozy!

it was just a dream... i mean nightmare

physco185 said:

Tittypants said:

No, I'm not drunk. Half sleep, but not drunk. Somebody made thread about "sucking a guys dick & it turned their tongue blue", So I said hmmmmm......................

so this is like a copycat thread

i once had a thread about my sister in law getting down on me.... i think it got to about 8 pages

spelling

[Edited 6/2/11 3:23am]

did she???was it nice????did it turn u on?was it awkward 4u when she was done with u?or did u say shall i put the kettle on?8 pages?wheres ur sister in law now? go get her!this time lets have 16 pages!

davetherave6767 said:

physco185 said:

so this is like a copycat thread

i once had a thread about my sister in law getting down on me.... i think it got to about 8 pages

spelling

[Edited 6/2/11 3:23am]

did she???was it nice????did it turn u on?was it awkward 4u when she was done with u?or did u say shall i put the kettle on?8 pages?wheres ur sister in law now? go get her!this time lets have 16 pages!

Huge masses of porn and you still want more!

tinaz said:

davetherave6767 said:

did she???was it nice????did it turn u on?was it awkward 4u when she was done with u?or did u say shall i put the kettle on?8 pages?wheres ur sister in law now? go get her!this time lets have 16 pages!

Huge masses of porn and you still want more!

im bored of the porn now tina, thats funny!!eye still want more.

davetherave6767 said:

physco185 said:

so this is like a copycat thread

i once had a thread about my sister in law getting down on me.... i think it got to about 8 pages

spelling

[Edited 6/2/11 3:23am]

did she???was it nice????did it turn u on?was it awkward 4u when she was done with u?or did u say shall i put the kettle on?8 pages?wheres ur sister in law now? go get her!this time lets have 16 pages!

it was a dream!!!!!

an awkward one

paintedlady said:

Tittypants said:

Does anyone else get tired of breathing? I wish I could stop for various hours without dying.....

I have asthma... I appreciate every breath I take. You appreciate breathing more when you have a lung disorder.

Why the hell can bones heal, but Teeth can't? Teeth bet bombarded by plauge... the other bones do not. I think teeth heal also though.

Dogs & cats don't have sex with each other, So why are men "dogs" & why do Women have "pussies"? It doesn't add up..... Pussies are soft and fun to pet... dogs, well they are fun and like to play but they can stink if they get wet and need to be "walked" daily

Why is the Vagina so awesome? Men love it [Like me self ] & babies come out of it too...

Vaginas are awesoem aren't they? I think mine's is pretty awesome.

Why is farting so frowned upon when everybody does it? Right long with nose picking & moving bowels.... I fart as often as possible... eh, the kids don't mind.. they just giggle. They won't be laughing when they are teenagers and their buddies are around.

If we both like each other, why get mad if I want sex on the first night? I'm not judging....

YOU don't judge, but every man I met always do. You're a ho if you don't wait... men need to wait. I don't know why though, I like to hump just as much as the next guy..gal... ahem.

Does anyone else get tired of giving "courtesy laughs"? I never courtesy laugh.. I smile though and stay polite.

How many of us actually "laugh out loud" when we type "LOL"?? I cackle.

Why do parents lie to children about Santa Clause, tooth Fairy, Easter bunny, etc. actually existing? Not only are they setting them up to be extremely dissapointed when they find out the truth, but they're also teaching them how to lie....

In the hood... we never lie, we tell the truth, there are no chimney's in the hood.

Why the hell is Jerking off so taboo when every has either done or does it on a daily basis? No one likes to touch smelly fingers or gooey hands.

Well, That's all I have for now. When I think up some other dumb shit to ask, I'll post it....Peace!

I love your orgname... good one

[Edited 6/2/11 3:01am]

[Edited 6/2/11 12:52pm]

Why thank you! @loving my org name

Tittypants said:

Does anyone else get tired of breathing? I wish I could stop for various hours without dying.....

No honestly, I can't say that I have. Of all the mundane tedious daily stuff that clutter my life that one has never bothered me in the least.

Why the hell can bones heal, but Teeth can't? You know, it isn't fair, once broken always broken. pfft.

Dogs & cats don't have sex with each other, So why are men "dogs" & why do Women have "pussies"? It doesn't add up..... well dogs chase cats so I guess it balances out somewhere.

Why is the Vagina so awesome? Men love it [Like me self ] & babies come out of it too...

It has it's moments.

Why is farting so frowned upon when everybody does it? Right long with nose picking & moving bowels.... they leave something gross behind

If we both like each other, why get mad if I want sex on the first night? I'm not judging....

The getting mad part doesn't make sense, but yeah it's a no, until mind reading gets invented.

Does anyone else get tired of giving "courtesy laughs"? Well, I don't actually laugh unless it's funny, a mild smile maybe, so no.

How many of us actually "laugh out loud" when we type "LOL"?? I've seen someone say this before gawd I forgot what the alternative was, something on the lines of "smiling quietly to myself" sqtm, doesn't look right. Then again a lot of times it is lol

Why do parents lie to children about Santa Clause, tooth Fairy, Easter bunny, etc. actually existing? Not only are they setting them up to be extremely dissapointed when they find out the truth, but they're also teaching them how to lie.... That's a tough one for me to answer since those things weren't told to me and I didn't tell those things to my children, i don't know why other parents still do it. Keeping the commercial machine moving? idk

Why the hell is Jerking off so taboo when every has either done or does it on a daily basis? It's messy in more ways than one, some folks would take it too far given the green light.

Well, That's all I have for now. When I think up some other dumb shit to ask, I'll post it....Peace!

Peaches.

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