absolute funniest thread ever!

formallypickles said:

eating ass cant lead to anything good

Except for one happy woman.

TonyVanDam said:

JustErin said:

I'm not implying. I'm straight out saying most don't. Maybe some women rinse their mouth if they swallow, but mouthwash and/or brush teeth?

Um, no.

Oh gross!

Each reply defending this subject is gross, and that's an understatement.

WaterInYourBath said:

TonyVanDam said:

Oh gross!

Each reply defending this subject is gross, and that's an understatement.

U're silly

I know for a FACT one guy ate some coochie and didn't brush after. He took off w/ his girl while we all(a group of High School friends) were hanging out playing b-ball, he came back like 2 hours later and started playin again. Someone eventually cracked a joke of some sort, i don't rememr it cuz of what happened next. Hen he laughed and smiled real with, we saw a hair stuck to the tooth next o his front teeth, plain as day. That fool never head the end of that.

Eating pussy keeps my teeth white!

TonyVanDam said:

tinaz said:

What the hell kind of people you gettin with

This thread is not about me (I'm still very single and it's been a while since I'm been in a relationship, thank you very much! ). I'm speaking in general.

silkylee said:

Eating pussy keeps my teeth white!

BobGeorge909 said:

I know for a FACT one guy ate some coochie and didn't brush after. He took off w/ his girl while we all(a group of High School friends) were hanging out playing b-ball, he came back like 2 hours later and started playin again. Someone eventually cracked a joke of some sort, i don't rememr it cuz of what happened next. Hen he laughed and smiled real with, we saw a hair stuck to the tooth next o his front teeth, plain as day. That fool never head the end of that.

silkylee said:

Eating pussy keeps my teeth white!

x 1000

Anyway thsi thread makes me wanna go out and have a happy meal at the mac drive that thing in.

NMuzakNSoul said:

Anyway thsi thread makes me wanna go out and have a happy meal at the mac drive that thing in.

What...you wanna drive your thing in a Big Mac???

See, that's why men start growing mushrooms and cauliflower on their dick.

KidaDynamite said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Anyway thsi thread makes me wanna go out and have a happy meal at the mac drive that thing in.

What...you wanna drive your thing in a Big Mac???

See, that's why men start growing mushrooms and cauliflower on their dick.

I know it kinda failed. I just wanna order some burgers and have a happy meal.

Eww @ the second part.

BobGeorge909 said:

I know for a FACT one guy ate some coochie and didn't brush after. He took off w/ his girl while we all(a group of High School friends) were hanging out playing b-ball, he came back like 2 hours later and started playin again. Someone eventually cracked a joke of some sort, i don't rememr it cuz of what happened next. Hen he laughed and smiled real with, we saw a hair stuck to the tooth next o his front teeth, plain as day. That fool never head the end of that.

And you called me "silly?" Yeah, ALRIGHT. Re-read what you wrote in that quote.

BobGeorge909 said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I know for a FACT one guy ate some coochie and didn't brush after. He took off w/ his girl while we all(a group of High School friends) were hanging out playing b-ball, he came back like 2 hours later and started playin again. Someone eventually cracked a joke of some sort, i don't rememr it cuz of what happened next. Hen he laughed and smiled real with, we saw a hair stuck to the tooth next o his front teeth, plain as day. That fool never head the end of that.

I bet he had breath like sardines. He probably had alley cats following his ass for the rest of the day.

vainandy said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I know for a FACT one guy ate some coochie and didn't brush after. He took off w/ his girl while we all(a group of High School friends) were hanging out playing b-ball, he came back like 2 hours later and started playin again. Someone eventually cracked a joke of some sort, i don't rememr it cuz of what happened next. Hen he laughed and smiled real with, we saw a hair stuck to the tooth next o his front teeth, plain as day. That fool never head the end of that.

I bet he had breath like sardines. He probably had alley cats following his ass for the rest of the day.

THAT^ is exactly why he needed this:

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[Edited 6/2/11 2:58am]

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WaterInYourBath said:

TonyVanDam said:

Oh gross!

Each reply defending this subject is gross, and that's an understatement.

No one is defending anything. I'm just stating facts.

vainandy said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I know for a FACT one guy ate some coochie and didn't brush after. He took off w/ his girl while we all(a group of High School friends) were hanging out playing b-ball, he came back like 2 hours later and started playin again. Someone eventually cracked a joke of some sort, i don't rememr it cuz of what happened next. Hen he laughed and smiled real with, we saw a hair stuck to the tooth next o his front teeth, plain as day. That fool never head the end of that.

I bet he had breath like sardines. He probably had alley cats following his ass for the rest of the day.

Right, because all women smell like fish.

vainandy said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I know for a FACT one guy ate some coochie and didn't brush after. He took off w/ his girl while we all(a group of High School friends) were hanging out playing b-ball, he came back like 2 hours later and started playin again. Someone eventually cracked a joke of some sort, i don't rememr it cuz of what happened next. Hen he laughed and smiled real with, we saw a hair stuck to the tooth next o his front teeth, plain as day. That fool never head the end of that.

I bet he had breath like sardines. He probably had alley cats following his ass for the rest of the day.

[Edited 6/2/11 4:48am]

NMuzakNSoul said:

Anyway thsi thread makes me wanna go out and have a happy meal at the mac drive that thing in.

So, did you enjoy eating your happy meal?

silkylee said:

Eating pussy keeps my teeth white!

That's called YEAST!

Graycap23 said:

silkylee said:

Eating pussy keeps my teeth white!

That's called YEAST!

eww

WaterInYourBath said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I know for a FACT one guy ate some coochie and didn't brush after. He took off w/ his girl while we all(a group of High School friends) were hanging out playing b-ball, he came back like 2 hours later and started playin again. Someone eventually cracked a joke of some sort, i don't rememr it cuz of what happened next. Hen he laughed and smiled real with, we saw a hair stuck to the tooth next o his front teeth, plain as day. That fool never head the end of that.

And you called me "silly?" Yeah, ALRIGHT. Re-read what you wrote in that quote.

???

I am more of a morning person and I have to wash the spit off of my face, and my guy washes the smell of my pussy off of his face also.

If we did it at night, then maybe I wouldn't mind marinating so much, but in the morning, and going about your day, ya need to freshen up. No sense in having sex smell all over you... even though the smell of him is quite nice.

paintedlady said:

WaterInYourBath said:

And you called me "silly?" Yeah, ALRIGHT. Re-read what you wrote in that quote.

???

I am more of a morning person and I have to wash the spit off of my face, and my guy washes the smell of my pussy off of his face also.

If we did it at night, then maybe I wouldn't mind marinating so much, but in the morning, and going about your day, ya need to freshen up. No sense in having sex smell all over you... even though the smell of him is quite nice.

The same here.

dJJ said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Anyway thsi thread makes me wanna go out and have a happy meal at the mac drive that thing in.

So, did you enjoy eating your happy meal?

With mayo and extra pickles.

Graycap23 said:

silkylee said:

Eating pussy keeps my teeth white!

That's called YEAST!

Hahaha bro.

myfavorite said:

...see cause you know what....

that mu fukka is confused...and this is the chivas regal talking, but i dont give a hot damn.....how the fukkin west hell ??? yo mu fukkin throat all fucked up cause you didnt have no medication nugga?? ...

Oddly, this makes sense to me.

Graycap23 said:

Shorty said:

so...you don't like blowjobs?

The mouth and genitals were NOT meant 2 meet.

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaa..........????????????????????????