NMuzakNSoul said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Incest, ass and Jowii - banned = a normal day in Amsterdam..

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[Edited 6/1/11 11:40am]

I was born there no wonder I'm crazy.

JowiiCoco said:

KidaDynamite said:

Sorry to break it to you but if you ate some cooch, ain't no Listerine or Colgate in the world gonna wash away anything that you might have caught because you've already exchanged bodily fluids.

I think he was just kidding. I mean...gotta be, right?

To be honest, I think he was serious.

KidaDynamite said:

TonyVanDam said:

So basically, you're tell us that you did NOT rinse your mouth out with mouthwash OR brush your teeth right after performing oral sex on your woman.

I don't mean to sound like a heartless bastard, but you should have been more responsible.

Sorry to break it to you but if you ate some cooch, ain't no Listerine or Colgate in the world gonna wash away anything that you might have caught because you've already exchanged bodily fluids.

And how do you know all of THIS^?!?

JowiiCoco said:

KidaDynamite said:

Sorry to break it to you but if you ate some cooch, ain't no Listerine or Colgate in the world gonna wash away anything that you might have caught because you've already exchanged bodily fluids.

I think he was just kidding. I mean...gotta be, right?

What man OR woman doesn't clean their mouth and teeth after making out, making love and/or having sex?

TonyVanDam said:

TonyVanDam said:

JowiiCoco said:

I think he was just kidding. I mean...gotta be, right?

What man OR woman doesn't clean their mouth and teeth after making out, making love and/or having sex?

You've got to be kidding.

TonyVanDam said:

JowiiCoco said:

I think he was just kidding. I mean...gotta be, right?

What man OR woman doesn't clean their mouth and teeth after making out, making love and/or having sex?

What the hell kind of people you gettin with

tinaz said:

TonyVanDam said:

What man OR woman doesn't clean their mouth and teeth after making out, making love and/or having sex?

What the hell kind of people you gettin with

I know right, that you gotta clean up afterwards and clean your body parts with rubbing alcohol.

tinaz said:

TonyVanDam said:

What man OR woman doesn't clean their mouth and teeth after making out, making love and/or having sex?

What the hell kind of people you gettin with

This thread is not about me (I'm still very single and it's been a while since I'm been in a relationship, thank you very much! ). I'm speaking in general.

JustErin said:

TonyVanDam said:

What man OR woman doesn't clean their mouth and teeth after making out, making love and/or having sex?

You've got to be kidding.

The hell I am. I'm dead serious.

Are you implying that some women (and I'm not claiming you) do NOT even bother to clean their mouths after performing oral sex on men or women?!?

[Edited 6/1/11 17:47pm]

tinaz said:

TonyVanDam said:

What man OR woman doesn't clean their mouth and teeth after making out, making love and/or having sex?

What the hell kind of people you gettin with

On a side note, I can not believe that you would ask me a question like THAT^. :debelief: I do not get involve with women that do not take great care for themselves.

TonyVanDam said:

tinaz said:

What the hell kind of people you gettin with

On a side note, I can not believe that you would ask me a question like THAT^. :debelief: I do not get involve with women that do not take great care for themselves.

It wasnt a serious question... I was playing with you, sorry if you got offended... Dang....

TonyVanDam said:

tinaz said:

What the hell kind of people you gettin with

This thread is not about me (I'm still very single and it's been a while since I'm been in a relationship, thank you very much! ). I'm speaking in general.

Actually, you're totally not correct if you're speaking in general terms.

Most people do not take off after sex (and making out??) to disinfect.

TonyVanDam said:

JustErin said:

You've got to be kidding.

The hell I am. I'm dead serious.

Are you implying that some women (and I'm not claiming you) do NOT even bother to clean their mouths after performing oral sex on men or women?!?

[Edited 6/1/11 17:47pm]

I'm not implying. I'm straight out saying most don't. Maybe some women rinse their mouth if they swallow, but mouthwash and/or brush teeth?

Um, no.

you can go a day without a bath, but you know when you are stinkin....dag!

Lmao, I don't clean my mouth after kissing or anything.. What, you kiss someone goodnight then wash your mouth? No you go to sleep

TonyVanDam said:

KidaDynamite said:

Sorry to break it to you but if you ate some cooch, ain't no Listerine or Colgate in the world gonna wash away anything that you might have caught because you've already exchanged bodily fluids.

And how do you know all of THIS^?!?

Ever heard of common sense?!

If toothpaste or mouthwash could wash away all those problems then the Dr.'s office would be alot less crowded, don't you think?

[Edited 6/1/11 18:18pm]

KidaDynamite said:

TonyVanDam said:

And how do you know all of THIS^?!?

Ever heard of common sense?!

If toothpaste or mouthwash could wash away all those problems them the Dr.'s office would be alot less crowded, don't you think?

tinaz said:

TonyVanDam said:

On a side note, I can not believe that you would ask me a question like THAT^. :debelief: I do not get involve with women that do not take great care for themselves.

It wasnt a serious question... I was playing with you, sorry if you got offended... Dang....

Oh good. You had me worry for a few seconds there.

JustErin said:

TonyVanDam said:

This thread is not about me (I'm still very single and it's been a while since I'm been in a relationship, thank you very much! ). I'm speaking in general.

Actually, you're totally not correct if you're speaking in general terms.

Most people do not take off after sex (and making out??) to disinfect.

@ the way you said that!

JustErin said:

TonyVanDam said:

The hell I am. I'm dead serious.

Are you implying that some women (and I'm not claiming you) do NOT even bother to clean their mouths after performing oral sex on men or women?!?

[Edited 6/1/11 17:47pm]

I'm not implying. I'm straight out saying most don't. Maybe some women rinse their mouth if they swallow, but mouthwash and/or brush teeth?

Um, no.

my experience in life says this to be true. We don't live in a surgical suite ot nuffin! Jeesh. Now if I had kids and my chick went cock to kid(CTK), U know. gobbled some knob then went straight to the kids room and kissed them goodnight, that would gross me out and I'd tell her not to do it. Chicks I been with didn't go brush and mouthwash after some dirty bidness.

JustErin said:

TonyVanDam said:

The hell I am. I'm dead serious.

Are you implying that some women (and I'm not claiming you) do NOT even bother to clean their mouths after performing oral sex on men or women?!?

[Edited 6/1/11 17:47pm]

I'm not implying. I'm straight out saying most don't. Maybe some women rinse their mouth if they swallow, but mouthwash and/or brush teeth?

Um, no.

Oh gross!

So, tourists in Amsterdam get crazy on drugs,

experiment with sex on strangers (mostly tourists or expats, also on drugs and/or alcohol),

do things they would never do (incest, groupsex, yadiyadiyadi blablabla)

have their pussy and anus licked (high risk to get vaginal infections btw),

and expat and/or tourist is telling everybody how wild Amsterdam is.

So, all stuck up people who never dare to do anything in their lives, listen to those story and book a flight to Amsterdam!

And, yes, they will start doing drugs,

experiment with sex....yadiyadiyadi....blablabla.

And in the meanwhile, I don't even go near the centre anymore (some hidden local bars with no tourist/ expat being the exeption), let alone to the Vondelpark (used as a trashcan by tourists. Don't they know that rubbish goes in designated cans ).

-The puking white guys in t-shirts in the gutter around 11 o'clock are the English tourists.

-The guys in the Vondelpark, resting (the weed is too strong for them) so they are just 'out' are the -Italians (sometimes you hear them murmle a little by surpassing)

-The guys on the terrace being too drunk and stoned too early, getting obnoxious, because the really think every girl is interested in them are the French tourists.

-The loud, screaming, over the top attentions seeking wh*** on the streets are the American girls. Very surprised next day that they are robed from all their cash.

-The American guys are not visible. They are spending all their money in the red light district. On the girls that have been imported out of Eastern Europe, South America or Asia. These girls have been put on drugs, their passport is stolen and they get beat up regularly (cold ice so there is no evidence on body)

-The girl that was scraped of the highway because she taught she could fly, was a 17-year old French girl, who was stubborn and ate all her mushrooms.

-The Australian guy, (trial is this week), who had a wild mix of unknown drugs, jumped out of the window, landing on a terrace, making another tourist cripped for life.

It's funny how people are complaining about restricting laws in Amsterdam. When weed was available in coffeeshops for everyone (for foreigners it will not be available anymore, thank God),

Dutch youngsters are using significant less weed than teenager/ twentysomethings in countries where it is illegal.

So, the Dutch don't smoke as much compared the people in countries where it's illegal to smoke.

Thank you, tourists, for making sure that nightlife in Amsterdam is so restricted. You sure made it clear that you are not able to handle the responsibilty that goes with taking drugs. And therefore, in Amsterdam it is not responsible anymore to allow late opening hours, legalize soft drugs and mushrooms. With festivities the alcohol is almost banned because the tourist (also from the rest of Holland) cannot handle it, apparantly.

I know you all had so much fun with this thread. And please keep on going.

However, for me this is pretty much explanatory for how tourists and expats f*** this city up.

BobGeorge909 said:

JustErin said:

I'm not implying. I'm straight out saying most don't. Maybe some women rinse their mouth if they swallow, but mouthwash and/or brush teeth?

Um, no.

my experience in life says this to be true. We don't live in a surgical suite ot nuffin! Jeesh. Now if I had kids and my chick went cock to kid(CTK), U know. gobbled some knob then went straight to the kids room and kissed them goodnight, that would gross me out and I'd tell her not to do it. Chicks I been with didn't go brush and mouthwash after some dirty bidness.

Gross.

dJJ said:

So, tourists in Amsterdam get crazy on drugs,

experiment with sex on strangers (mostly tourists or expats, also on drugs and/or alcohol),

do things they would never do (incest, groupsex, yadiyadiyadi blablabla)

have their pussy and anus licked (high risk to get vaginal infections btw),

and expat and/or tourist is telling everybody how wild Amsterdam is.

So, all stuck up people who never dare to do anything in their lives, listen to those story and book a flight to Amsterdam!

And, yes, they will start doing drugs,

experiment with sex....yadiyadiyadi....blablabla.

And in the meanwhile, I don't even go near the centre anymore (some hidden local bars with no tourist/ expat being the exeption), let alone to the Vondelpark (used as a trashcan by tourists. Don't they know that rubbish goes in designated cans ).

-The puking white guys in t-shirts in the gutter around 11 o'clock are the English tourists.

-The guys in the Vondelpark, resting (the weed is too strong for them) so they are just 'out' are the -Italians (sometimes you hear them murmle a little by surpassing)

-The guys on the terrace being too drunk and stoned too early, getting obnoxious, because the really think every girl is interested in them are the French tourists.

-The loud, screaming, over the top attentions seeking wh*** on the streets are the American girls. Very surprised next day that they are robed from all their cash.

-The American guys are not visible. They are spending all their money in the red light district. On the girls that have been imported out of Eastern Europe, South America or Asia. These girls have been put on drugs, their passport is stolen and they get beat up regularly (cold ice so there is no evidence on body)

-The girl that was scraped of the highway because she taught she could fly, was a 17-year old French girl, who was stubborn and ate all her mushrooms.

-The Australian guy, (trial is this week), who had a wild mix of unknown drugs, jumped out of the window, landing on a terrace, making another tourist cripped for life.

It's funny how people are complaining about restricting laws in Amsterdam. When weed was available in coffeeshops for everyone (for foreigners it will not be available anymore, thank God),

Dutch youngsters are using significant less weed than teenager/ twentysomethings in countries where it is illegal.

So, the Dutch don't smoke as much compared the people in countries where it's illegal to smoke.

Thank you, tourists, for making sure that nightlife in Amsterdam is so restricted. You sure made it clear that you are not able to handle the responsibilty that goes with taking drugs. And therefore, in Amsterdam it is not responsible anymore to allow late opening hours, legalize soft drugs and mushrooms. With festivities the alcohol is almost banned because the tourist (also from the rest of Holland) cannot handle it, apparantly.

I know you all had so much fun with this thread. And please keep on going.

However, for me this is pretty much explanatory for how tourists and expats f*** this city up.

JowiiCoco said:

dJJ said:

I know, it's hard to keep your liquor. Especially when you don't know to handle legal drugs.

At least you puke in the toilet and not in a gracht

dJJ said:

JowiiCoco said:

I know, it's hard to keep your liquor. Especially when you don't know to handle legal drugs.

At least you puke in the toilet and not in a gracht

What makes you think I can't handle my liquor or drugs? You're not making any sense.

JowiiCoco said:

dJJ said:

I know, it's hard to keep your liquor. Especially when you don't know to handle legal drugs.

At least you puke in the toilet and not in a gracht

What makes you think I can't handle my liquor or drugs? You're not making any sense.

I don't. That's why you hang above the toilet. At least your not in the gutter, next to the English lads.

oh man this thread is hilarious!