Eye was in a chemist on monday & noticed a lady looking at the durex items,she proceeded 2 pick up 6 bottles of what looked like durex sex lotion??.What does it do? & does it work? Does anybody use it with nice results?? Eye tend 2 cover my lovers in nutteller but if the durex gel is any good might give a try??

davetherave6767 said:

Eye was in a chemist on monday & noticed a lady looking at the durex items,she proceeded 2 pick up 6 bottles of what looked like durex sex lotion??.What does it do? & does it work? Does anybody use it with nice results?? Eye tend 2 cover my lovers in nutteller but if the durex gel is any good might give a try??

Just when I feel the need to leave this place I run into things like this.

KidaDynamite said:

davetherave6767 said:

Eye was in a chemist on monday & noticed a lady looking at the durex items,she proceeded 2 pick up 6 bottles of what looked like durex sex lotion??.What does it do? & does it work? Does anybody use it with nice results?? Eye tend 2 cover my lovers in nutteller but if the durex gel is any good might give a try??

Just when I feel the need to leave this place I run into things like this.

i get alot of org notes saying just that!!

<--- a fan of astroglide...

I like love oil made by the Kama Sutra comapany... but not used internally too much because the sugar in it can cause an imbalance in bateria in a woman.

paintedlady said:

<--- a fan of astroglide...

I like love oil made by the Kama Sutra comapany... but not used internally too much because the sugar in it can cause an imbalance in bateria in a woman.

holy moly!!!

davetherave6767 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Just when I feel the need to leave this place I run into things like this.

i get alot of org notes saying just that!!

So, is there really a lubricant called nutteller or were you trying to say Nutella and if you were trying to say that how in the world do you use that as a lubricant?

davetherave6767 said:

paintedlady said:

<--- a fan of astroglide...

I like love oil made by the Kama Sutra comapany... but not used internally too much because the sugar in it can cause an imbalance in bateria in a woman.

holy moly!!!

that love oil tastes really good

hey... you asked

KidaDynamite said:

davetherave6767 said:

i get alot of org notes saying just that!!

So, is there really a lubricant called nutteller or were you trying to say Nutella and if you were trying to say that how in the world do you use that as a lubricant?

I thought the same... and if he is.... um, yeah... he needs to get on buying the love oil, or astroglide ASAP!

paintedlady said:

KidaDynamite said:

So, is there really a lubricant called nutteller or were you trying to say Nutella and if you were trying to say that how in the world do you use that as a lubricant?

I thought the same... and if he is.... um, yeah... he needs to get on buying the love oil, or astroglide ASAP!

eye will get some asap give it a whirl c what happens?thanx

KidaDynamite said:

davetherave6767 said:

i get alot of org notes saying just that!!

So, is there really a lubricant called nutteller or were you trying to say Nutella and if you were trying to say that how in the world do you use that as a lubricant?

ive never used a lubricant dont need 2!! if a lady dont get gushy being with me then shes got 2 go!! but i do like covering a bod in nuttella yummy yum yum.

davetherave6767 said:

KidaDynamite said:

So, is there really a lubricant called nutteller or were you trying to say Nutella and if you were trying to say that how in the world do you use that as a lubricant?

ive never used a lubricant dont need 2!! if a lady dont get gushy being with me then shes got 2 go!! but i do like covering a bod in nuttella yummy yum yum.

It is fun to paint the body with chocolate... Nutella is pretty thick though, you must warm it up a bit beforehand. Do you use a paint brush or feather ? If you haven't ... you should try it on your lover, she may like it.

davetherave6767 said:

KidaDynamite said:

So, is there really a lubricant called nutteller or were you trying to say Nutella and if you were trying to say that how in the world do you use that as a lubricant?

ive never used a lubricant dont need 2!! if a lady dont get gushy being with me then shes got 2 go!! but i do like covering a bod in nuttella yummy yum yum.

Oh...thanks for clearing that up.

KidaDynamite said:

davetherave6767 said:

ive never used a lubricant dont need 2!! if a lady dont get gushy being with me then shes got 2 go!! but i do like covering a bod in nuttella yummy yum yum.

Oh...thanks for clearing that up.

clearing that up???? aint that the truth!!

davetherave6767 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Oh...thanks for clearing that up.

clearing that up???? aint that the truth!!

ummm...yeah.

give up while you're behind.

BlackAdder7 said:

give it up from behind.

but that's why the lotion is necessary, surely...

paintedlady said:

<--- a fan of astroglide...

I like love oil made by the Kama Sutra comapany... but not used internally too much because the sugar in it can cause an imbalance in bateria in a woman.

it's even in a dildo shape pot & it's supposed to make your stuff tinglee. i wouldn't know about that tho.. i guess when thangs dry up it will be a good excuse to get some

*dials Nigel, adds Nutella to shopping list*

Astroglide is TERRIBLE. It's far too runny and gets all over the place, and it doesn't work all that well. ID and H20 are both better (in fact, everything I've tried is better...)

=0P

Hero0101 said:

Astroglide is TERRIBLE. It's far too runny and gets all over the place, and it doesn't work all that well. ID and H20 are both better (in fact, everything I've tried is better...)

=0P

Actually, I hate Astroglide because it gets gummy.

This is my favorite...

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It last a long time and feels very "cushiony."

Rose oil is a sexy lubricant for a girl to use....just the smell of it now gives me an instant boner !

Crisco!

Has anyone tried using Marmite as a lubricant. I'm told some people love it.

paintedlady said:

davetherave6767 said:

ive never used a lubricant dont need 2!! if a lady dont get gushy being with me then shes got 2 go!! but i do like covering a bod in nuttella yummy yum yum.

It is fun to paint the body with chocolate... Nutella is pretty thick though, you must warm it up a bit beforehand. Do you use a paint brush or feather ? If you haven't ... you should try it on your lover, she may like it.

yah put it in a pan melt it just a touch,nice when they feel the heat!!!

davetherave6767 said:

paintedlady said:

It is fun to paint the body with chocolate... Nutella is pretty thick though, you must warm it up a bit beforehand. Do you use a paint brush or feather ? If you haven't ... you should try it on your lover, she may like it.

yah put it in a pan melt it just a touch,nice when they feel the heat!!!

Do you then drag the hot pan upstairs to the bedroom or just pour it over her while she's hunched over the cooker?

Some of you guys need to be sectioned!

erik319 said:

davetherave6767 said:

yah put it in a pan melt it just a touch,nice when they feel the heat!!!

Do you then drag the hot pan upstairs to the bedroom or just pour it over her while she's hunched over the cooker?

u been standing in my back garden?

TheFreakerFantastic said:

Some of you guys need to be sectioned!

how do u no eye havnt been???

davetherave6767 said:

TheFreakerFantastic said:

Some of you guys need to be sectioned!

how do u no eye havnt been???

I think you probably have been! You are quite a crazy character! Do you know Gold319, you write very much like she did!