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Why? Questions to ask -
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin? 2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed? 3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? 5. Why do doctors call what they do "A Practice"? 6. Why do you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? 7. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? 8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 9. Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food? 10. Who taste dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? 11. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 12. Why do they sterilize the needle fo lethal injections? 13. Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? 14. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? [This message was edited Sun Feb 9 21:28:48 PST 2003 by althom] [This message was edited Sun Feb 9 21:29:58 PST 2003 by althom] | |
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 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said:  You pissed on his thread!-------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: You pissed on his thread!Damm! look at the mess that monkey left.  | |
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bkw said: oh..my...god... "Climb in my fur." | |
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bkw said:
Can you find one that masturbates? I think it would be funny to have a monkey masturbating. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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bkw said: I think this is payback for the "One Star" episodes. | |
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 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Look you! Stop urinating on my thread.  | |
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althom said: Look you! Stop urinating on my thread.
 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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althom said: Questions to ask -
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin? Biochemistry. 2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed? Because they need to tense the muscles around the eyes 3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Because Psychics are a scam. 4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? I blame latin. 5. Why do doctors call what they do "A Practice"? Hopefully not because they are still practicing to get it right. 6. Why do you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Because life is an ellipse. 7. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Because there's no chance people will taste their diswash liquid to see if the label can be believed.I bet it's fake flavors. 8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Because he's an intermediate who brokers a deal for you. 9. Why isn't there a mouse-flavored car food? What? 10. Who taste dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Some welfare recipients? 11. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? He did, but he didn't know they had already done the nasty and left their eggs on the Ark. 12. Why do they sterilize the needle fo lethal injections? To make sure the execution is not fraught with technical difficulties such as a clogged syringe. 13. Why don't the make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Because planes would cost more and be heavier, driving prices up. 14. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Besides the male appendage, what else shrinks in the cold rain? [This message was edited Sun Feb 9 21:29:39 PST 2003 by Aerogram] | |
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althom said: Questions to ask -
9. Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food? Ok. I've made the spelling change for you Aerogram.  | |
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althom said: althom said: Questions to ask -
9. Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food? Ok. I've made the spelling change for you Aerogram. Because people buy cat food, so they only advertize flavors that are appealing to humans. | |
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bkw said: the little bastard didn't wash his hands!!!  | |
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althom said: 9. Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
This is a question for Natsume. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Supernova said: althom said: 9. Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
This is a question for Natsume. Indeed! --ยปYou're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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