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Reply #60 posted 05/23/11 8:04pm

PunkMistress

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PositivityNYC said:

Timmy84 said:

I've seen some. shake The only guy who could get away with it is Logan McCree though. razz

confuse

no idea who that is... lol

How often do you watch men fuck each other? hmmm

It's what you make it.
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Reply #61 posted 05/24/11 11:29am

Timmy84

PunkMistress said:

PositivityNYC said:

confuse

no idea who that is... lol

How often do you watch men fuck each other? hmmm

If you're asking me, every other day. lol

And for Positivity:

NSFW: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/...logan1.JPG

Check his thigh, something about that tattoo looks strikingly familiar lol

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Reply #62 posted 05/25/11 10:40am

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PunkMistress said:

PositivityNYC said:

confuse

no idea who that is... lol

How often do you watch men fuck each other? hmmm

Me? Never.. lol

-- oh, wait.. I once clicked on a link in some thread here on org that ended up taking me to a site called xtube and, umm, thank goodness I was working from home that day!! lol lol

The link was to a short home (?) video of a guy getting fisted (like up to the other guy's fickin' ELBOW!!!! eek neutral ) -- but I'm not sure that counts 'cause the fistee didn't do anything back to the fister confuse lol

I don't know if that falls under "normal" for porn, but...... that stuff left me... unsettled --- at one point, dude was alternating arms really fast, and I think he had both in at one point.. :shudder:

I felt really, really bad for that guy's anus (though he seemed to enjoy it).. totally one of those train/car wreck moments where you want to look away, but you cannot believe what you're seeing, so you can't...

I really don't know much about porn/porn "stars" ~ gay or straight; the most I've seen was most of the Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson tape that an ex had.. I thought it was boring and couldn't even watch the whole thing.. lol

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Reply #63 posted 05/25/11 10:40am

PositivityNYC

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Timmy84 said:

PunkMistress said:

How often do you watch men fuck each other? hmmm

If you're asking me, every other day. lol

And for Positivity:

NSFW: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/...logan1.JPG

Check his thigh, something about that tattoo looks strikingly familiar lol

I'm in the office today; will have to check that out later.. lol

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Reply #64 posted 05/25/11 11:08am

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Right, so let me get this straight, the latest fashion is to painstakingly apply little jewels to your, er.. jewels?

Let's look at this from my point of view. So I decide to buy the lip shaped one. I sit on the sofa, legs akimbo and slowly start to stick the jewels on one by one. Half way through, thanks to fiddling with my knob so much, I get a stiffy. Undaunted, I continue to apply.

Upon finishing the application of gems, my stiffy gets bored and it's the return of mr floppy. Sadly though, due to the half hard/half sof application, my cocklips pejazzle now looks like it's had a stroke.

Undaunted, I then decided to surprise my lover, who is so turned on by my wonkycockgob that I get the greenlight for sexytime. Mr floppy is banished and mr stiffy is back with a vengeance.

Then what?? Do I have to painsakingly peel them all back off again before sex? Cause I guarantee that there's nothing gonna kill the mood more than having to peel 30 tiny sticky gemstones for your knobend before you're capable of getting your leg over.

So, not for me then, thanks. wink

[Edited 5/25/11 11:09am]

blah blah blah
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Reply #65 posted 05/25/11 12:52pm

Timmy84

PositivityNYC said:

Timmy84 said:

If you're asking me, every other day. lol

And for Positivity:

NSFW: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/...logan1.JPG

Check his thigh, something about that tattoo looks strikingly familiar lol

I'm in the office today; will have to check that out later.. lol

Yeah it's not for office viewing. giggle That's how people get in trouble in the first place. lol

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Reply #66 posted 05/25/11 1:05pm

JoeTyler

Another symbol of Western decadence...

tinkerbell
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Reply #67 posted 05/25/11 7:06pm

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erik319 said:

Right, so let me get this straight, the latest fashion is to painstakingly apply little jewels to your, er.. jewels?

Let's look at this from my point of view. So I decide to buy the lip shaped one. I sit on the sofa, legs akimbo and slowly start to stick the jewels on one by one. Half way through, thanks to fiddling with my knob so much, I get a stiffy. Undaunted, I continue to apply.

Upon finishing the application of gems, my stiffy gets bored and it's the return of mr floppy. Sadly though, due to the half hard/half sof application, my cocklips pejazzle now looks like it's had a stroke.

Undaunted, I then decided to surprise my lover, who is so turned on by my wonkycockgob that I get the greenlight for sexytime. Mr floppy is banished and mr stiffy is back with a vengeance.

Then what?? Do I have to painsakingly peel them all back off again before sex? Cause I guarantee that there's nothing gonna kill the mood more than having to peel 30 tiny sticky gemstones for your knobend before you're capable of getting your leg over.

So, not for me then, thanks. wink

[Edited 5/25/11 11:09am]

oh my... falloff x 100

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #68 posted 05/25/11 8:23pm

kimrachell

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Hell naw! I don't even want a hairless or trimmed dick and I sure as hell don't want one with Christmas decorations on it.

faint

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Reply #69 posted 05/26/11 5:54am

PositivityNYC

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Timmy84 said:

PositivityNYC said:

I'm in the office today; will have to check that out later.. lol

Yeah it's not for office viewing. giggle That's how people get in trouble in the first place. lol

clicked....

hmph! lol lol

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Reply #70 posted 05/26/11 10:54am

Timmy84

PositivityNYC said:

Timmy84 said:

Yeah it's not for office viewing. giggle That's how people get in trouble in the first place. lol

clicked....

hmph! lol lol

[img:$uid]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kus1c25qQk1qzbuvto1_500.jpg[/img:$uid]

evillol

[Edited 5/26/11 10:55am]

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Reply #71 posted 05/26/11 12:37pm

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Timmy84 said:

PositivityNYC said:

clicked....

hmph! lol lol

[img:$uid]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kus1c25qQk1qzbuvto1_500.jpg[/img:$uid]

evillol

[Edited 5/26/11 10:55am]

"Molly, you in danger, gurl!"

lol wink

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Reply #72 posted 05/26/11 1:51pm

dJJ

JoeTyler said:

Another symbol of Western decadence...

Honey, we could work that out, right?

You promised to be open for pretty much everything............ stickpoke

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #73 posted 05/26/11 4:32pm

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PositivityNYC said:

PunkMistress said:

How often do you watch men fuck each other? hmmm

Me? Never.. lol

-- oh, wait.. I once clicked on a link in some thread here on org that ended up taking me to a site called xtube and, umm, thank goodness I was working from home that day!! lol lol

The link was to a short home (?) video of a guy getting fisted (like up to the other guy's fickin' ELBOW!!!! eek neutral ) -- but I'm not sure that counts 'cause the fistee didn't do anything back to the fister confuse lol

I don't know if that falls under "normal" for porn, but...... that stuff left me... unsettled --- at one point, dude was alternating arms really fast, and I think he had both in at one point.. :shudder:

I felt really, really bad for that guy's anus (though he seemed to enjoy it).. totally one of those train/car wreck moments where you want to look away, but you cannot believe what you're seeing, so you can't...

I really don't know much about porn/porn "stars" ~ gay or straight; the most I've seen was most of the Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson tape that an ex had.. I thought it was boring and couldn't even watch the whole thing.. lol

Yes, I meant you. giggle It was kind of a rhetorical question in response to you not knowing who Logan McCree is. As in, you probably wouldn't know who he is unless you were a consumer of gay porn, which I didn't think you were. razz

Fisting in porn is not "the norm" per se, but it also doesn't fall anywhere near the end of the "extreme" spectrum. lol

It's what you make it.
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Reply #74 posted 05/26/11 5:03pm

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PunkMistress said:

PositivityNYC said:

Me? Never.. lol

-- oh, wait.. I once clicked on a link in some thread here on org that ended up taking me to a site called xtube and, umm, thank goodness I was working from home that day!! lol lol

The link was to a short home (?) video of a guy getting fisted (like up to the other guy's fickin' ELBOW!!!! eek neutral ) -- but I'm not sure that counts 'cause the fistee didn't do anything back to the fister confuse lol

I don't know if that falls under "normal" for porn, but...... that stuff left me... unsettled --- at one point, dude was alternating arms really fast, and I think he had both in at one point.. :shudder:

I felt really, really bad for that guy's anus (though he seemed to enjoy it).. totally one of those train/car wreck moments where you want to look away, but you cannot believe what you're seeing, so you can't...

I really don't know much about porn/porn "stars" ~ gay or straight; the most I've seen was most of the Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson tape that an ex had.. I thought it was boring and couldn't even watch the whole thing.. lol

Yes, I meant you. giggle It was kind of a rhetorical question in response to you not knowing who Logan McCree is. As in, you probably wouldn't know who he is unless you were a consumer of gay porn, which I didn't think you were. razz

Fisting in porn is not "the norm" per se, but it also doesn't fall anywhere near the end of the "extreme" spectrum. lol

I literally just choked on my Kashi honey almond flax granola bar... doh! lol

oh, boy.... lol

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Reply #75 posted 05/26/11 5:23pm

Timmy84

Fisting is just... shake ill I definitely wouldn't try it and I don't get why anyone would. WHY!? Whatever happened to a dildo or fingering your hole, is it necessarily putting your whole hand in it? disbelief

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Reply #76 posted 05/27/11 4:45am

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Timmy84 said:

Fisting is just... shake ill I definitely wouldn't try it and I don't get why anyone would. WHY!? Whatever happened to a dildo or fingering your hole, is it necessarily putting your whole hand in it? disbelief

I remember long ago, when I was young and naive, and my mum and me were reading the Robert Mapplethorpe biography and he talked of being a sexual athlete for being able to take 3 fists dead and my mum was like "what on earth FOR???" falloff

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Reply #77 posted 05/27/11 5:12am

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ZombieKitten said:

Timmy84 said:

Fisting is just... shake ill I definitely wouldn't try it and I don't get why anyone would. WHY!? Whatever happened to a dildo or fingering your hole, is it necessarily putting your whole hand in it? disbelief

I remember long ago, when I was young and naive, and my mum and me were reading the Robert Mapplethorpe biography and he talked of being a sexual athlete for being able to take 3 fists dead and my mum was like "what on earth FOR???" falloff

Can't see it catching on for the London 2012. giggle

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Reply #78 posted 05/27/11 5:19am

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erik319 said:

ZombieKitten said:

I remember long ago, when I was young and naive, and my mum and me were reading the Robert Mapplethorpe biography and he talked of being a sexual athlete for being able to take 3 fists dead and my mum was like "what on earth FOR???" falloff

Can't see it catching on for the London 2012. giggle

if they had that event, it would be the first time I'd be interested in watching the olympics

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Reply #79 posted 05/27/11 6:29am

TD3

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ZombieKitten said:

erik319 said:

Can't see it catching on for the London 2012. giggle

if they had that event, it would be the first time I'd be interested in watching the olympics

lol lol lol

I'm a lil' disappointed Z.K. it took this long to get to this thread...

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Reply #80 posted 05/27/11 12:09pm

Timmy84

ZombieKitten said:

Timmy84 said:

Fisting is just... shake ill I definitely wouldn't try it and I don't get why anyone would. WHY!? Whatever happened to a dildo or fingering your hole, is it necessarily putting your whole hand in it? disbelief

I remember long ago, when I was young and naive, and my mum and me were reading the Robert Mapplethorpe biography and he talked of being a sexual athlete for being able to take 3 fists dead and my mum was like "what on earth FOR???" falloff

lol lol lol

Robert was such a freak (may he rest in Paradise/peace) that I'm not shocked. I've seen pics of his embrace of S&M. lol razz

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Reply #81 posted 05/27/11 1:37pm

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We went from pejazzling to fisting?

And folk wonder why their health is um....compromised.

neutral

I just had a random thought about richard gere and gerbils. This place is so terribly corrupting. U all R going to hell. evillol

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #82 posted 05/27/11 1:39pm

Timmy84

HotGritz said:

We went from pejazzling to fisting?

And folk wonder why their health is um....compromised.

neutral

I just had a random thought about richard gere and gerbils. This place is so terribly corrupting. U all R going to hell. evillol

And you're joining us. wave

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Reply #83 posted 05/27/11 2:42pm

TD3

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Timmy84 said:

HotGritz said:

We went from pejazzling to fisting?

And folk wonder why their health is um....compromised.

neutral

I just had a random thought about richard gere and gerbils. This place is so terribly corrupting. U all R going to hell. evillol

And you're joining us. wave

YEP. demon

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Reply #84 posted 05/27/11 4:39pm

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I'm designated driver only! innocent lurking

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #85 posted 05/27/11 4:44pm

Timmy84

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I'm designated driver only! innocent lurking

You can drive but you can't leave. evillol

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Reply #86 posted 05/27/11 4:52pm

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giggle

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #87 posted 05/27/11 6:04pm

TD3

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Timmy84 said:

HotGritz said:

I'm designated driver only! innocent lurking

You can drive but you can't leave. evillol

uh, uh ask the Eagles..

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
’relax,’ said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

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Reply #88 posted 05/27/11 6:04pm

Timmy84

TD3 said:

Timmy84 said:

You can drive but you can't leave. evillol

uh, uh ask the Eagles..

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
’relax,’ said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

Don Henley is just saying the same thing I was saying. DUH. razz

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Reply #89 posted 05/27/11 6:11pm

TD3

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Timmy84 said:

TD3 said:

uh, uh ask the Eagles..

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
’relax,’ said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

Don Henley is just saying the same thing I was saying. DUH. razz

Yeah, but he wrote a song about and made some money. razz

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