Vajazzle Your Penis

05/19/11

Men, get ready to get in on the all the bedazzling of your neither regions excitement!

The “vajazzling” trend has been hot for some time now with ladies affixing Swarovski crystals onto their private areas. Now men to can turn their groins into shinny disco balls with the "Pejazzle," line of stick-on crystals just for men. The hot new line features designs ranging from an "iron cross" to a "red lips" design. Vajazzle salons in England report that around 40 percent of their clientele are male, reports Gawker. Will this be summer's hottest new trend?

a NSFW/NSFK [not safe for work/not safe for kids] photo: http://www.fullfrontalfas...your-penis

* doubt this is a real 'design' option...

one of the comments posted on Gawker was: "Honey, do me a favor- can you douche? I lost a crystal."

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After vajazzling comes pejazzling: TOWIE's Mark Wright blings up the boys with crystal tattoos

By Deborah Arthurs

Last updated at 11:53 AM on 18th May 2011

It was an inevitable twist in a tawdry tale. Following on from the almost cult-level success of the 'vajazzle' comes its evil twin brother, the 'pejazzle'.

Vajazzling - the decoration of the female nether regions with Swarovski crystals - has enjoyed a surge in popularity after The Only Way Is Essex's Amy Childs started offering the service at her beauty salon.

Shine on: The Only Way Is Essex star Mark Wright launches a range of Swarovski crystal tattoos designed to be worn by men

Since then, the website responsible for supplying crystals to the Essex salon, vajazzleme.co.uk, has reported a massive hike in sales of their ready-made crystal designs which can be stuck on at home.

Salons, meanwhile, have reported a surge in numbers of women visiting for a more professional service, where crystals are applied individually with tweezers in a bespoke design.

But as popularity of the body adornment trend has grown, it has become clear that it is not only women interested in the service.

According to salon owners, 40 per cent of customers requesting the body bling are men.

Sparking a trend: Amy Childs applies a 'vajazzle' to Sam Faiers on ITV2's hit show The Only Way Is Essex

As a result, the online supplier of the crystal designs has responded by designing a range of stick-on crystals just for men, named Pejazzles.

And who better than to launch the range than TOWIE star, club promoter and self-confessed Pejazzler, Mark Wright?

Mark is, he says, 'keen to speak out' for the growing number of men he claims are Pejazzling.

'Women don't necessarily want a rough and ready man. Some prefer a man who's groomed and takes care of himself. It's each to their own,' he says.

But can a man really be taken seriously while decorated with Swarovski crystals - especially 'down there', as Mark calls it?

Body bling: The iron cross design (left) is one of the most popular among men

Kiss me quick: The red lips design has proved a hit with male fans of the Pejazzle

Mark is adamant they can. 'Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings - this is no different,' he says.

He advises users shave the hair before applying the crystals, or for the 'very hairy', a judicious waxing or laser session could be necessary.

For those feeling understandably reticent, Mark insists it's not only the nether regions that can be decorated with crystals.

He wears his own on the left-hand side of his abdomen, while others use the crystals to adorn arms, chest or back.

'Think of it just like a crystal tattoo - and it's less permanent than a real one,' he says.

The £6-£9 stickers come in barbed wire and geometric shapes, but an iron cross and red lips design have proved the most popular.

According to Mark, it's not only Essex boys who will be tempted to Pejazzle.

'It's actually more likely to be men outside of Essex that want to bling up to be a bit more Essex. If you're actually from Essex, you don't need to try as hard with all the Essex accessories,' he says.

Any good looking bloke can wear Pejazzles,' he continues. Prince William perhaps?

Yeah, he could definitely wear them,' Mark says, looking thoughtful for a moment before continuing earnestly: 'But I'm not sure Prince William is the Pejazzling type.'

We can only wonder.

1) Fuck that.

2) Hell to the no.

This is my first time ever hearing of vejazzling, much less pejazzling.

At any rate they're both stupid, wtf?

Um... no.

armpit said:

This is my first time ever hearing of vejazzling, much less pejazzling.

At any rate they're both stupid, wtf?

really? (you've heard of a Bedazzler, tho, right? )

I didn't hear about it until Jennifer Love Hewitt talked about having hers vajazzled on "Lopez Tonight" in early 2010

Spinlight said:

1) Fuck that.

2) Hell to the no.

i have no dick at all yet my response is a HECK NO. bad idea. who wants to risk infection down there?

XxAxX said:

i have no dick at all yet my response is a HECK NO. bad idea. who wants to risk infection down there?

from stickers?

they probably usually place it on the [shaved] groin part above the penis

-- it anyone does have it put on their penis, I hope they use a common sense (a condom)..

PositivityNYC said:

XxAxX said:

i have no dick at all yet my response is a HECK NO. bad idea. who wants to risk infection down there?

from stickers?

they probably usually place it on the [shaved] groin part above the penis

-- it anyone does have it put on their penis, I hope they use a common sense (a condom)..

yeah from stickers. from the abrasion that results from applying a sticker for a long period of time to the skin in that region. hopefully the adhesive is not only hypoallergenic but also comes off REAL easy

XxAxX said:

PositivityNYC said:

from stickers?

they probably usually place it on the [shaved] groin part above the penis

-- it anyone does have it put on their penis, I hope they use a common sense (a condom)..

yeah from stickers. from the abrasion that results from applying a sticker for a long period of time to the skin in that region. hopefully the adhesive is not only hypoallergenic but also comes off REAL easy

hmm..

PositivityNYC said:

XxAxX said:

yeah from stickers. from the abrasion that results from applying a sticker for a long period of time to the skin in that region. hopefully the adhesive is not only hypoallergenic but also comes off REAL easy

hmm..

i admit i'm a sissy. i wouldn't even dare try waxing down there. anything ouch is just not happening.

that being said, i don't know how i'd react if my lover came home wearing that. i'm afraid i'd laugh, long and loud. which hopefully wouldn't hurt a fella's feelings. or, piss him off.

guys, warn your gals before you do that okay? thanks in advance

Ow...OW...OOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Oh - and "neither regions?" Ummmm...that would be nether regions.

Genesia said:

Ow...OW...OOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Oh - and "neither regions?" Ummmm...that would be nether regions.

I just skimmed before I copied & pasted... totally missed that

XxAxX said:

PositivityNYC said:

hmm..

i admit i'm a sissy. i wouldn't even dare try waxing down there. anything ouch is just not happening.

that being said, i don't know how i'd react if my lover came home wearing that. i'm afraid i'd laugh, long and loud. which hopefully wouldn't hurt a fella's feelings. or, piss him off.

guys, warn your gals before you do that okay? thanks in advance

XxAxX said:

PositivityNYC said:

hmm..

i admit i'm a sissy. i wouldn't even dare try waxing down there. anything ouch is just not happening.

that being said, i don't know how i'd react if my lover came home wearing that. i'm afraid i'd laugh, long and loud. which hopefully wouldn't hurt a fella's feelings. or, piss him off.

guys, warn your gals before you do that okay? thanks in advance

I don't have to worry that Sweetie would go in for this. I'm pretty sure his reaction would be as follows: "A white boy came up with that. "

yup

[Edited 5/19/11 18:04pm]

Genesia said:

XxAxX said:

i admit i'm a sissy. i wouldn't even dare try waxing down there. anything ouch is just not happening.

that being said, i don't know how i'd react if my lover came home wearing that. i'm afraid i'd laugh, long and loud. which hopefully wouldn't hurt a fella's feelings. or, piss him off.

guys, warn your gals before you do that okay? thanks in advance

I don't have to worry that Sweetie would go in for this. I'm pretty sure his reaction would be as follows: "A white boy came up with that. "

tell him it may just be in England -- not sure it's caught on here yet..

Well.... that's one way to cover up syphilis, or any other STD, scab or other crap.

Spinlight said:

1) Fuck that.

2) Hell to the no.

I will never let my thinga be called a pinga!!

RenHoek said:

I will never let my thinga be called a pinga!!

http://www.urbandictionar...term=pinga

N***A WHAT?!

Hell naw!

Timmy84 said:

N***A WHAT?!

Hell naw!

but.. it'll make it all pwetty and sparkly..

PositivityNYC said:

Timmy84 said:

N***A WHAT?!

Hell naw!

but.. it'll make it all pwetty and sparkly..

Sure a bedazzled dick but then how the fuck you gonna pee and shit, might as well cum in blood and glitter.

Hell naw! I don't even want a hairless or trimmed dick and I sure as hell don't want one with Christmas decorations on it.

RenHoek said:

I will never let my thinga be called a pinga!!

How about a pintu?!

Timmy84 said:

PositivityNYC said:

but.. it'll make it all pwetty and sparkly..

Sure a bedazzled dick but then how the fuck you gonna pee and shit, might as well cum in blood and glitter.

Timmy. Don't give me ball pain by saying that. lol.

Anyway...what the hell are you supposed to do with a bejeweled penis???

First off, what is it for...to look pretty??? If I'm letting you bone me I must think it looks good already.

I mean, who wants to sit and pick the embroidery off a mans dick before they bone...that will sure nuff make me loose my hard-on.

KidaDynamite said:

Anyway...what the hell are you supposed to do with a bejeweled penis???

First off, what is it for...to look pretty??? If I'm letting you bone me I must think it looks good already.

I mean, who wants to sit and pick the embroidery off a mans dick before they bone...that will sure nuff make me loose my hard-on.

oh damn not yo chcolate balls again.

NMuzakNSoul said:

Timmy84 said:

Sure a bedazzled dick but then how the fuck you gonna pee and shit, might as well cum in blood and glitter.

Timmy. Don't give me ball pain by saying that. lol.

ME?! What about THAT SHIT?!

You know I'm telling the truth anyway.