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Thread started 05/22/11 6:52am

muirdo

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Shoplifter hurt in fall from kerb

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Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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Reply #1 posted 05/22/11 7:15am

OnlyNDaUsa

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Funny but not true. Most of it happened. But the perp's I njuries were added.
"Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!"
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Reply #2 posted 05/22/11 7:55am

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I think the article failed to mention that after falling off the curb the perp inadvertently ran into the fists and leg kicks of the Marines who were demonstrating military manuevers on how to restrain & subdue an uncooperative enemy.

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Reply #3 posted 05/22/11 7:00pm

KatSkrizzle

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I can't help myself...... kerb?

I'm an ass. yes.

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Reply #4 posted 05/22/11 8:10pm

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spit The perp "sustained" two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...when he slipped and fell off the curb after stabbing a Marine...in front of several other Marines?

I just have one thing to say...

Hoo Rah!!! flag

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Reply #5 posted 05/23/11 1:30am

uPtoWnNY

runphilrun said:

I think the article failed to mention that after falling off the curb the perp inadvertently ran into the fists and leg kicks of the Marines who were demonstrating military manuevers on how to restrain & subdue an uncooperative enemy.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...8Nf1MK7lts

I wish one of those Marines was like Private Pyle from 'Full Metal Jacket'.

[Edited 5/23/11 1:32am]

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Reply #6 posted 05/23/11 1:58am

alexnvrmnd777

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

spit The perp "sustained" two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...when he slipped and fell off the curb after stabbing a Marine...in front of several other Marines?

I just have one thing to say...

Hoo Rah!!! flag

LOL! I know, right?! They said to each other, "This is what happened, and we're sitckin' to it? Ya hear me??"

I love it!! They whupped his ass SOOO good. Absolutely love it, and also how the paper is printing that fact as if it were true, knowing what really happened! Great story!

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