It's easy. Post a picture of the celebrity of your choice and then post in the style in which you think that celeb would post.

DO NOT BREAK OUT OF CHARACTER UNTIL YOU POST ANOTHER CELEBRITY PICTURE OR YOU WILL BE ESCORTED OUT OF THE THREAD BY SECURITY.
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I really don't understand that Icenine guy. He likes Sinead O'Connor, but he doesn't like me. How can that be? Sinead likes me, you know. The difference is that Sinead isn't a player in this town and therefore less threatening than I, a writer-director-singer-actress-producer.

I was going to go with her as well... but, I am no good at posting like other people. I just can't do it! I fail miserably on the "post in the style of another orger" threads...

I don't trash talk.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

And i don't win much either. Dayum, why couldn't i have made the Lakers bench :LOL:

AzureStar said:

Of course, you can't possibly be me. The other day, I was on my way to a democratic fundraiser when some limo stopped by and guess who it was? Celine Dion. I tried to duck, but it was too late. She jumped out of the car and was so excited to be in my presence, even though we've worked together before. She said once again how much she loves me, and I had to listen to all that praise about my singing. You'd think a famous singer like her wouldn't become such a gushing fan, but I guess... I guess I'm intimidating, you know?

But I think you could easily impersonate Britney. How hard can it be?

Aerogram said:

I just love it when you do that

Aerogram said:

Look, Babs. It's true Yentl inspired me to become a priest, but I'm not really a big fan of yours. You would know that if you had caught the extra picture-ripping I did after I ripped the Pope on SNL.

I'm more into Liza.
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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Shane, you look great, but you are still just a boy. I never knew what a real man was before I met my James.
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All of you bitches can basically just suck my dick! Uh hah hah hah!

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SuperC said:

I am secure in who I am and what I can do. I feel good about my chances of becoming a good pro for the next 10-12 years. :-p

"You have to be ghetto. Ignorance is king. We have young black kids that are failing class on purpose because of peer pressure... They don't want to be ridiculed."


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JimmyNothing said:

I hope you don't mind if I ask... who are you? You remind me of some the extras in Hello Dolly -- which was such a unbearable experience. I had to fight to impose my creative vision in what was -- and still is! -- a male-dominated Hollywood.

"i'm not one to say that America is without it's problems,
but to think that all the BLACK MANS problems stem from
oppression is just ludicriss, look at all we do to help them, FREE SCHOOLS, WELFARE, why dang, look at whut spike lee just said...
"You have to be ghetto. Ignorance is king. We have young black kids that are failing class on purpose because of peer pressure... They don't want to be ridiculed."

enough with this celebrity stuff...let's talk about moi.

00769BAD said:

"In my neighborhood, we looked up to athletes, guys who got the ladies, and intelligent people," said Lee. "[Now] If you're intelligent, you're called a white guy or girl."

Aerogram said:

Thank you, thank you! David and I are DELIGHTED that you like me. In fact, David just had the most WONDERFUL idea..Wouldn't it be marvellous if you and I would go on tour together? Then I could join you on stage for a duet during Nothing Compares 2 U. We'd have loads of gay Prince and Liza fans coming from everywhere!
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"You have black people in Brazil?"
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in my hood, it's not the quality of your character that counts, cause Ronnie say so"

"LLLet's get ready to ruuumbble!"
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00769BAD said:

"These images [of blacks] aren't true, and they don't only hurt African Americans, but everybody else [too]," said Lee.

"Oh yessuh massa, I'm fixin up some pancakes for ya now, you want some syrup widdat?"

40acres said:

that was low...
it's hard to be a black woman in high possition these days,
BUT if you can just grab me a cup of coffee on yo way back...

00769BAD said:

yeah I would cut Condi some slack, at least she acknowledges that affirmative action gave her the opportunity to demonstrate that she was well qualified for her job at Stanford, and she recognizes that race should still be a factor in admissions policies.

40acres said:

And some wonder why black people have issues with him

JimmyNothing said:

That photograph is small and grainy. I would never let my staff use such low-grade material. No wonder I couldn't recognize Eddie.

Interestingly, I once asked Eddie to co-star with me in a remake of The Main Event, replacing Ryan O'Neal. He said no because he wanted to make some space movie that was going to be the "next big thing".

When you are a star, you must constantly remember to keep your ego in check, otherwise you start making mistakes.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I heard the ugliest rumor... that you were based on me. Rude people have suggested that you look like me when I was first starting out.