. [Edited 5/16/11 12:11pm] " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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I guess I can be a bit ambiguous around these parts. But I am female, every since conception.
He's cute, nice eyes and I love jet black hair. Too young and sweet looking though, for me, needs more tiger. | |
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Alot of people are shocked when this topic comes up because I've always had a huge attraction to black men. I've always only really dated black guys, and my daughter is half-black. However, I have such fire inside for gorgeous asian men -- God help you all, if you let me loose in Tokyo.
Gender: Man. Location: Everywhere. Literally. Everywhere. Example(s):
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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You know about the thread lovin' hot Asian man, right?
I do remember you were present, just wanted to remind you
It's so much fun to first write the profile and then google it. I found my French dreamboy(s) 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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With a bottle of lube present. I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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Gender: Man Ethnic Background and/or Nationality: Doesn't really matter, but I'm mostly attracted to Latinos and that's why my sweetie is. Built: Muscular/Slim Height: 5'6 - 5'8 Eye Color: Dark Brown Hair Color /Type/ length: Dark, thick hair. Short, but long enough for me to grab Style of Clothing: No clothing. Style of lovemaking : passionate, a bit rough. Location: Doen't matter. Anywhere with some privacy. Toys/ props: Don't need them. We have our hands and mouths. Other: Full lips and scruff
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Gender: Man Ethnic Background: Alien Robot Bulit: Sometimes he is a truck Height: Fuckin' tall Eye Color: Turqouise blue with no whites Hair Color/Type/length: I dunno, he'd have like sort of a blue helmet thing with pointy Batman ears. Style of Clothing: Red with blue legs Style of lovemaking: Transform into truck mode and run over my dick Location: Anyplace Megatron might see. Toys/ Props: I have one of them already but I'd prefer the real thing. Other: And a faceplate instead of a mouth, none of that Michael Bay shit. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Gender: Woman Backyard is an awesome plus...she already knows people that would want to join us [Edited 5/16/11 22:42pm] | |
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Some dicks have tiny hairs on the actual shaft and they get longer and thicker as they reach the base. I know my hairy dicks honey. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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cute! | |
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so your planning for him to cook for you after sex? | |
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sweet lord | |
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I know, not only mouth gets wet from this picture
He's exactly my description of dream partner
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Gender: Woman Height: 4'5-5'5 Style of Clothing: Sexy
That's it. | |
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Alright I'll play along...
Gender: Man Ethnic Background: doesn't matter..but an accent is hot. Bulit: slim, like a dancer or model... Height: Taller than me. I'm 5'7" so anyone 5'9" and over is fine. Eye Color: Deep, soulful dark eyes. Like brown or black. Hair Color/Type/length: Dark hair preferred but not required. Well kept and long. Short hair can work if he can pull it off well. Must be clean, though. And he better not smell like Axe. Style of Clothing: Well-dressed with good hygeine. Style of lovemaking: Gentle and sweet the first time...then we'll see about the other times. Location: The 14th floor of a 5 star hotel Toys/ Props: melted chocolate, ice, whipped cream, and maybe strawberries for after. But really, I don't need props. Other: must be kind, sweet, caring, fun to be around, and loving. And can hold an intelligent, decent conversation. The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl
"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror) "I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off" | |
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Eeeek i think i will play along to:D
Gender: Man Ethnic Background and/or Nationality: Asians Built: Slim/A Little Extra/Muscular Height: 5;2-5;10 Eye Color: Blue Hair Color /Type/ length: Black plain & simple Style of Clothing: Dragon shirts don't ask haha Style of lovemaking : Soft love making, but with a little kinkiness thrown in and maybe letting me pick him up a bit=0 Location: My Apartment Toys/ props: ..... Other: Hairless ass & stomach/legs, Accent but accent not totally needed Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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omg i thought i was the only one who thought that stuff was foul and way too powerful | |
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. [Edited 5/19/11 6:48am] MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Prince!“Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |
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These lyrics (from "Being In Love" from The Music Man) capture it perfectly (except for the Iowa part)...
All I want is a plain man All I want is a modest man A quiet man A gentle man A straightforward and honest man To sit with me In a cottage somewhere in the state of Iowa
And I would like him to be More interested in me Than he is in himself And more interested in us Than in me
And if occasionally he'd ponder What makes Shakespeare and Beethoven great Him I could love 'til I die Him I could love 'til I die
How lucky am I that my dream man found me? We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
"Resistance is futile." "All shall love me and despair!" | |
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Hmmmm, let me know think...
Gender: Man Ethnic Background and/or Nationality: Black Built: Muscular Height: 6'3 Eye Color: Brown Hair Color /Type/ length: Chest length, well-tended locs Style of Clothing: Equally at home in jeans and a t-shirt or a suit Style of lovemaking : Creative and unrestrained, with dominant tendencies Location: Elevator in the New York Tiffany's store Toys/ props: not required Other: Hairy Bow legs, smooth chest "I know that living with u baby, was sometimes hard...but I'm willing 2 give it another try.
Cause nothing compares....nothing compares 2 u!" | |
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Gender: Man Ethnic Background and/or Nationality: African American complexion the color of brown sugar Built: Slim with slight pot belly Height: 5'3 (but if he ask, he's 5'7") Eye Color: Dark Brown Hair Color /Type/ length: Jet black, curly and short Style of Clothing: white wife beater and khaki shorts Style of lovemaking : oral then missionary Location: On the beach of our tropical kingdom at dusk Toys/ props: Other: Martinis with two olives No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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eye c my dream partner everyday when eye look in my mirror. Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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OMG I bout fell out my chair! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. ![]() | |
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Gender: Man Ethnic Background and/or Nationality: Mixed Bavarian and Black (darker skin tone preferred) Built: muscular (needs to help me change Argon tanks for the Schlenk lines and glove boxes) Height: 6'0 -6'4 Eye Color: light blue or light green Hair Color /Type/ length: Jet Black/ straight or curly/medium Style of Clothing: all black (think Dieter from Sprockets) or Lederhosen at work: a lab coat please Style of lovemaking : nothing too wild Location: in the computer lab running calculations or in an isolated mountain retreat Toys/ props: Other: Good sense of humour. This man must like cats, but not actually want to own one. Must also hold a Ph.D in chemistry/physics/engineering. Must be an avid fan of the lanthanides. Almost forgot must have an amazing German accent. [Edited 5/23/11 16:12pm] | |
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O lawd! 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Holy Jesus, Holy Jesus
that's the first pic of Megan Fox that turns me on...damn | |
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