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omg that's norty

but what about the tides???

how will we know where he is if it drifts away??

to hell in a hand basket!

(thinking thats really the mans sandal)

One thing for sure; they dumped his ass into the deepest part of the sea... with the quickness!

So wrong...

I lasted three seconds before I started to laugh. Doggone it!

I wonder how long before somebody attempts a dive to search for the body?

babynoz said:

I wonder how long before somebody attempts a dive to search for the body?

Body?!? By now, Osama is probably shark poop.

PDogz said:

babynoz said:

I wonder how long before somebody attempts a dive to search for the body?

Body?!? By now, Osama is probably shark poop.

Sharks be gaggin' on osama sammiches.

babynoz said:

PDogz said:

Body?!? By now, Osama is probably shark poop.

Sharks be gaggin' on osama sammiches.

Oh... is that what it says on the front?

I can assure you Bin Ladens body will never be found. After he was dump into the ocean Aquaman signaled a horny whale to rape Bin Ladens body. After the rape which lasted over an hour Aquaman called on 2 Octopuses to stretch Bin Ladens body apart. Then lastly Aquaman called on some sharks to eat the remains.

^^ wtf

babynoz said:

I wonder how long before somebody attempts a dive to search for the body?

Useless.

Even if you knew the coordinates where the body was placed in the water, nothing says it went straight down from that point. It was weighted to get it below the fish but that doesn't mean other fish or animals didn't drag it anywhere. IF it sinks deep enough the pressure will destroy the body, even the bone, so there would be nothing to find.

SUPRMAN said:

babynoz said:

I wonder how long before somebody attempts a dive to search for the body?

Useless.

Even if you knew the coordinates where the body was placed in the water, nothing says it went straight down from that point. It was weighted to get it below the fish but that doesn't mean other fish or animals didn't drag it anywhere. IF it sinks deep enough the pressure will destroy the body, even the bone, so there would be nothing to find.

Superman did you not get the "Memo" on how Aquaman got rid of Bin Ladens body???

I've looked at this a few times and keep finding it funny. I not sure if I feel guilty or not. But this is a good one.

funkpill said:

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Good one!

kpowers said:

I can assure you Bin Ladens body will never be found. After he was dump into the ocean Aquaman signaled a horny whale to rape Bin Ladens body. After the rape which lasted over an hour Aquaman called on 2 Octopuses to stretch Bin Ladens body apart. Then lastly Aquaman called on some sharks to eat the remains.

Thanks for the update sweetie!

kpowers said:

I can assure you Bin Ladens body will never be found. After he was dump into the ocean Aquaman signaled a horny whale to rape Bin Ladens body. After the rape which lasted over an hour Aquaman called on 2 Octopuses to stretch Bin Ladens body apart. Then lastly Aquaman called on some sharks to eat the remains.

More jokes about rape . . . . .

SUPRMAN said:

kpowers said:

I can assure you Bin Ladens body will never be found. After he was dump into the ocean Aquaman signaled a horny whale to rape Bin Ladens body. After the rape which lasted over an hour Aquaman called on 2 Octopuses to stretch Bin Ladens body apart. Then lastly Aquaman called on some sharks to eat the remains.

More jokes about rape . . . . .

I've seen your "video" collection Clark

bin Laden arranges for a fortune teller to be brought to his compound. The woman is only told that she has been summoned by a very important man.

She gets there and is led to a third-story room, shown a table and chairs and told to be ready for her subject.

A few minutes later, accompanied by an armed guard, bin Laden enters the room and joins her at the table.

The woman is aghast, but says nothing. bin Laden looks at her and says only, "Tell me when I will die."

The woman, regaining her composure, begins gazing into and rubbing the crystal ball she has set up on the table in front of her.

After approximately thirty seconds pass, she stops, looks up and intones, "You will die on a Jewish holiday."

bin Laden, looking somewhat surprised, exclaims, "I will die on a Jewish holiday?! Which one?!"

The woman cracks a smile and says, "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday."

:rimshot:

SUPRMAN said:

babynoz said:

I wonder how long before somebody attempts a dive to search for the body?

Useless.

Even if you knew the coordinates where the body was placed in the water, nothing says it went straight down from that point. It was weighted to get it below the fish but that doesn't mean other fish or animals didn't drag it anywhere. IF it sinks deep enough the pressure will destroy the body, even the bone, so there would be nothing to find.

Submarines recovered the black box from flight 447 Air France crash in over 12,000 feet of ocean water. Searchers ID'd bodies as well (although I have no idea what kinds of shape they're in). Read a link this morning which I unfortunately can't find but I believe they recovered 2 bodies to determine whether or not they can be identified (almost 2 years after the fact). If ID'd they'll determine whether or not they'll recover the rest...

That is too funny!

AKABubbleup said:

SUPRMAN said:

Useless.

Even if you knew the coordinates where the body was placed in the water, nothing says it went straight down from that point. It was weighted to get it below the fish but that doesn't mean other fish or animals didn't drag it anywhere. IF it sinks deep enough the pressure will destroy the body, even the bone, so there would be nothing to find.

Submarines recovered the black box from flight 447 Air France crash in over 12,000 feet of ocean water. Searchers ID'd bodies as well (although I have no idea what kinds of shape they're in). Read a link this morning which I unfortunately can't find but I believe they recovered 2 bodies to determine whether or not they can be identified (almost 2 years after the fact). If ID'd they'll determine whether or not they'll recover the rest...

Search teams were able to recover the body of one of the 228 victims that died during Air France flight 447, which crashed in the Atlantic Ocean in 2009 during a scheduled flight from Rio de Janeiro to Paris, French authorities said Thursday.

According to the statement, the body was found still strapped to one of the aircraft’s seats, but the condition of the body was described as ‘degraded,’ as it had remained at the bottom of the sea for almost two years. A DNA sample was retrieved to possibly identify the body.

On Tuesday, France’s Bureau of Enquiry and Analysis for Civil Aviation Safety (BEA) announced that an investigation team localized and identified the aircraft’s Cockpit Voice Recorder (CVR) Monday night, which was later lifted on Tuesday morning.

The recovery came just days after the memory unit of the flight data recorder (FDR) was located in the ocean last Sunday and appeared to be in good condition. The recoveries of the FDR, or black box, and the CVR could finally give investigators the information they need to figure out what caused the crash of flight 447, almost two years later after the incident.

Last week, a twelve-hour long search of the ocean floor near waypoint TASIL led to the discovery of the chassis of the plane’s FDR. But as the crash survivable memory unit was missing, it was of no use to investigators.

Initial investigations have stated that the accident could have been caused by malfunction of the airplane’s speed sensors (Pitot tubes), which would have resulted in inaccurate airspeed data. Others have also said the airline failed to respond quickly to the reports.

On June 1, 2009, an Airbus A330-200 jetliner operated by Air France as Flight 447 and on route from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to Paris, France crashed near waypoint TASIL in the Atlantic Ocean around three and a half hours after taking off. Five days after the crash, search and rescue teams recovered two bodies and floating debris from the aircraft. Only 51 bodies were recovered after the search was called off on June 27, 2009.

In early April, the aircraft’s wreckage was found during the fourth sea search, which was funded by Air France and Airbus.

http://nycaviation.com/20...-wreckage/

This just in Batman :

kewlschool said:

This just in Batman :