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Careful who you text!!!! I asked my "date" tonight if he had any experience with Wet Platinum lubricant. Never used it for getting banged
The very confused and questioning reply came from a guy at church.
Wrong Peter! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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and wondered if I should pick up a different type.
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The thing is, I really wish that I was texting that question to the church guy
Didn't know you could Freudian slip through texting! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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what was the reply? | |
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That's what you get for going to church, whore. | |
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Right, cuz there wouldn't have been anyone righteous in my contact list 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Tell us, did your Freudian slip work out for you?
Meet up after church? 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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I texted wrong guy on Sunday, but he didn't notice and just said "OK" | |
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so, you have more than one?
And they don't even notice that you reverse them by mistake?
Wow. What a life! 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Aahahahahaha! | |
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I was texting my husband to say me and my kid are leaving now, but I sent it to my husband's friend instead who took it upon himself to pass on the message to my husband | |
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My roommate is throwing a party and didn't tell me. My place is crawling with chicks
2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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My son sent me one by mistake... It was meant for his girlfriend... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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what about??? | |
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and was it a pic????! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I stay away from texting all together....too many friends have gotten their butts in a wringer. Prince's Sarah | |
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That's hot. | |
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One time I text my wife and got a reply from my Mum. Luckily it was only suggestive and not explicit, still embarrassing though. RIP  | |
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It was mushy stuff.. At first I was like, awwww thats sweet he loves me ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Then i read it again, and was like... 
Wait a minute...its a little "too" mushy ... 
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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I did once had wild sex all over my house. Somewhere the dial button got hit and my phone called my architect in the middle of the night, leaving some eeehh, well sounds.
It was all very strange and embarrising, because few weeks before, he had declared his love for me and wanted to divorce his wife for me (mind you, I told him I liked him and that we shared the same sense of humour, however that I would never want to be involved with him because he has a family!)
In hindsight it was good that it happened, because it made clear to him there was no use in fantasizing about a life together with me.
Since then, I check where my phone is before a sexual route through my house.....oh, wait, haven't had that kind of wild sex for a year now. 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Supa
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer.  | |
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Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
Tumblr - http://dreamyicecream.tumblr.com/ New coat, huh? That's nice. Did you buy it? Yeah right. | |
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I always double check the name I'm sending it to, just t make sure  Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
Tumblr - http://dreamyicecream.tumblr.com/ New coat, huh? That's nice. Did you buy it? Yeah right. | |
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But did he have experience with it? Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorwhats a txt? | |
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We have reached a new level of intimacy. He uses astroglide! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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