I bet he's going to have maximum scores!

coring Guide

• 1- 2 points: Nearsighted Longshoreman
• 3 – 4 points: The father from Heathers
• 5 – 6 points: Tried on mom’s bra once, just to see how it felt (or dad’s codpiece for girls)
• 7 – 8 points: Medium Queah
• 9 – 10 points: Attended theater camp
• 11 – 12 points: Own Rocky Horror in multiple formats
• 13 – 14 points: Frequently moved to tears during Glee
• 14 – 16 points: Fully tucked
• 17 – 18 points: Tyler Perry

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i got a 12.

and not only do i have rocky horror on dvd and bluray, i also did the live play numerous times in 3 different productions

I got a 12.

If it's any consolation to the OP, I borrowed Rocky Horror from the public library.

13

johnart said:

13

i have to admit... as accorded by your score, i do have a vision of you wearing a "i the tall one" t-shirt and weeping as you watch glee.

yanowha said:

I got a 12.

If it's any consolation to the OP, I borrowed Rocky Horror from the public library.

Do you own Rocky in multiple formats? And do you have an outfit for attending the movie?

cborgman said:

johnart said:

13

i have to admit... as accorded by your score, i do have a vision of you wearing a "i the tall one" t-shirt and weeping as you watch glee.

You dumb slut, I've never once cried to Glee.

EDIT:

Oh shit ...does the down syndrome cheerleader episode count?

Whatever. You're still a slut.

[Edited 5/14/11 16:57pm]

johnart said:

cborgman said:

i have to admit... as accorded by your score, i do have a vision of you wearing a "i the tall one" t-shirt and weeping as you watch glee.

You dumb slut, I've never once cried to Glee.

EDIT:

Oh shit ...does the down syndrome cheerleader episode count?

Whatever. You're still a slut.

[Edited 5/14/11 16:57pm]

soooo reported.

whore.

cborgman said:

johnart said:

You dumb slut, I've never once cried to Glee.

EDIT:

Oh shit ...does the down syndrome cheerleader episode count?

Whatever. You're still a slut.

[Edited 5/14/11 16:57pm]

soooo reported.

whore.

back to the game, boyz

dJJ said:

cborgman said:

soooo reported.

whore.

back to the game, boyz

11

is that good?

PositivityNYC said:

11

is that good?

You win a Rocky Horror Picture Show ticket!

dJJ said:

PositivityNYC said:

11

is that good?

You win a Rocky Horror Picture Show ticket!

and a free painting of you as frank from john.

cborgman said:

dJJ said:

You win a Rocky Horror Picture Show ticket!

and a free painting of you as frank from john.

I will kick your ass, wench.

I got a 12.

I have never seen Rocky Horror all the way thru

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Nikademus said:

I got a 12.

I have never seen Rocky Horror all the way thru

[Edited 5/15/11 1:22am]

You didn't attend the right venue than! Did you bring all the right gear and practice all the right sentences about Janet and Brad?

dJJ said:

Nikademus said:

I got a 12.

I have never seen Rocky Horror all the way thru

[Edited 5/15/11 1:22am]

You didn't attend the right venue than! Did you bring all the right gear and practice all the right sentences about Janet and Brad?

No, but I was also dating a guy at the time who could surgically remove the fun from anything with his OCD. He got into a Rocky Horror kick, so I had to tune it out to save my sanity

10. But I never attended theater camp.

I feel particularly dumb because I immediately thought, "Oh, that's Tony Curtis. Duh." Imagine my horror.

Efan said:

10. But I never attended theater camp.

I feel particularly dumb because I immediately thought, "Oh, that's Tony Curtis. Duh." Imagine my horror.

I thought I'd see bigger scores here - I got 12 and I'm straight and boring.... but I do own the Rocky Horror on CD...and I have it on VHS somewhere in the attic..... and I am posting on prince.org....

Well, it looks like it took me 38 years to realise I'm heterosexually challenged!

But damn - I'm not coming out now - I've missed all the Eurovision parties and it's only 6 days until the rapture!

johnart said:

cborgman said:

and a free painting of you as frank from john.

I will kick your ass, wench.

why?? I kinda like that idea...

PopeLeo said:

I thought I'd see bigger scores here - I got 12 and I'm straight and boring.... but I do own the Rocky Horror on CD...and I have it on VHS somewhere in the attic..... and I am posting on prince.org....

Well, it looks like it took me 38 years to realise I'm heterosexually challenged!

But damn - I'm not coming out now - I've missed all the Eurovision parties and it's only 6 days until the rapture!

I forgot about that! I've been waisting the last three days with mourning, whilst I only have left a few days.

BTW, 6 days seems short, however, why not at least try one man before it's too late? Or are you just a cosmetic heterosexually challenged man? You'r in for Madonna, Kylie, Liz, Rocky Horro Picture Show, prince.org, and styling discussions, however not for the real deal? I think you should meet Andy IRL before the rapture. Then you'll know if it's more of a cosmetic gayish thing or that you are in it for the long haul

dJJ said:

I forgot about that! I've been waisting the last three days with mourning, whilst I only have left a few days.

BTW, 6 days seems short, however, why not at least try one man before it's too late? Or are you just a cosmetic heterosexually challenged man? You'r in for Madonna, Kylie, Liz, Rocky Horro Picture Show, prince.org, and styling discussions, however not for the real deal? I think you should meet Andy IRL before the rapture. Then you'll know if it's more of a cosmetic gayish thing or that you are in it for the long haul

If I found men sexually attractive, I'd have tried it a long time ago. But it's just their culture I want, not their bodies.

Well, parts of the culture - Liz and Madonna never did much for me and my liking for Kylie is down to her in those 'Spinning Around' hotpants.

So I shall stay in my kinda-not-gay closet for now. Maybe when Prince finally comes out, I'll reconsider

PopeLeo said:

dJJ said:

I forgot about that! I've been waisting the last three days with mourning, whilst I only have left a few days.

BTW, 6 days seems short, however, why not at least try one man before it's too late? Or are you just a cosmetic heterosexually challenged man? You'r in for Madonna, Kylie, Liz, Rocky Horro Picture Show, prince.org, and styling discussions, however not for the real deal? I think you should meet Andy IRL before the rapture. Then you'll know if it's more of a cosmetic gayish thing or that you are in it for the long haul

If I found men sexually attractive, I'd have tried it a long time ago. But it's just their culture I want, not their bodies.

Well, parts of the culture - Liz and Madonna never did much for me and my liking for Kylie is down to her in those 'Spinning Around' hotpants.

So I shall stay in my kinda-not-gay closet for now. Maybe when Prince finally comes out, I'll reconsider

You'r just a cosmetic gay....not at all the real deal.

dJJ said:

Wow - that's really close! Just change the white cross to a prince symbol and it's perfect!

Oh, and don't forget the Snuggie!

OMG, this thread is so incredibly gay.