Just a small survey.

Vanilla or chocolate?

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom?

Life without music or life without tv?

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

I'm God. Tell me one thing:

I'm Devil. Tell me two things:

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina?

If you could kill one person, who would it be?

Chicken or egg?

Britain or France?

Global warming: Truth or myth?

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough?

Vanilla or chocolate?

Vanilla.

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom?

Sex with a stranger without a condom.

Life without music or life without tv?

Pffft. Life without tv.

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

Profit.

I'm God. Tell me one thing:

You don't exist.

I'm Devil. Tell me two things:

You don't exist. Tell that also to God.

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina?

Small tits and tight vagina.

If you could kill one person, who would it be?

It would have to be a university professor.

Chicken or egg?

Egg.

Britain or France?

France.

Global warming: Truth or myth?

I suspend judgement.

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough?

For what purpose?

ParanoidAndroid said:

Just a small survey.

Vanilla or chocolate?

Vanilla

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom?

sex with a condom-live to f*ck for years.

Life without music or life without tv?

life without tv

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

Market and keep the kid away from drugs. The opposite of whatever Lindsey Lohan's parents did.

I'm God. Tell me one thing:

You already know.

I'm Devil. Tell me two things:

So, exactly when are you coming for Johnart?

And I have his address if you need it.

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina?

Small tatas and tight vagina

If you could kill one person, who would it be?

n/a

Chicken or egg?

Chicken

Britain or France?

love them both.

I refuse to choose!

Global warming: Truth or myth?

Yes and no.

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough?

Dirty question!

I would add cell phone or internet? (I know cell phones can do internet-but if you had to choose between a no internet cell phone and just internet via computer. Which would you choose?)

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My button holes get loose sometimes too

ParanoidAndroid said:

Just a small survey.

Vanilla or chocolate? CHOCOLATE

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom? SEX WITH ANYBODY WITH A CONDOM UNLESS I LOSE MY DAMN MIND AND START YEARNING FOR A CHILD

Life without music or life without tv? BUT...YOU CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC ON TELEVISION AND WATCH MUSIC VIDEOS. THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

PUT HIM UP FOR ADOPTION

I'm God. Tell me one thing: I HAVE BOTH LOVE AND FEAR OF YOU.

I'm Devil. Tell me two things: THE SOONER YOU DIE THE BETTER. YOU'RE A JEALOUS, LYING, CORRUPTING MOTHERFUCKER IF EVER ONE LIVED.

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina? NOT MY AREA OF EXPERTISE SO I CAN'T HELP YA

If you could kill one person, who would it be? JUST ONE? SHIT! UM....AN EX BOYFRIEND.

Chicken or egg? CHICKEN

Britain or France? BRITAIN...ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH BUT IF I SPOKE FRENCH IT WOULD BE FRANCE ALL DAY.

Global warming: Truth or myth? TRUTH

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough? SHO NUFF

This is weird...but ok

Vanilla or chocolate?

Chocolate

Sex with your long term partner WITHOUT a condom or sex with a stranger ALWAYS WITH a condom?

I switched it Stranger

Life without music or life without tv?

TV

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

go shopping

I'm God. Tell me one thing:

Thank you

I'm Devil. Tell me two things:

get outta my head. You're hot. (lol idk)

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina?

uhmm...small and tight.

If you could kill one person, who would it be?

bin laden ...oh wait.

Chicken or egg?

egg...it's more versitile

Britain or France?

Britain...??

Global warming: Truth or myth?

truth

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough?

YES

ParanoidAndroid said:

Just a small survey.

Vanilla or chocolate?

depends on the recipe. Fast comfort bite: chocolate

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom?

Don't have option of long term partner, don't do sex without condom unless a medical declaration (I read bling )

so, I would end up with no sex with your options!

Life without music or life without tv?

Don't have tv. So already made that choice.

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

Love and support him. Protect him as much as I can from the crazy ordeals he faces.

Take him on a break next year, and travel incognito with a backpak around the world. Just as a reminder of other ways of living your life. And during that road trip visit concerts and make music, just for the love of music. Make sure he doesn't get addicted to applause and idolization.

Make sure he keeps his independant mind and try not to have him used by players in music bussineness.

I'm God. Tell me one thing:

Why this complicated ordeal? Why spending all that energy in earth and all their inhabitants? Please explain it clearly and undisputably to all of us.

I'm Devil. Tell me two things: What's your side of the story? Explain it clearly and undisputably.

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina?

Big boobs.

If you could kill one person, who would it be?

I can't kill. At least, that's what I think now. Haven't been in a situation that I had to choose for my own survival or another persons life.

Chicken or egg?

Egg, offcourse

Britain or France?

Close call. South UK, however with the French food.

Global warming: Truth or myth?

Truth.

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough?

For what? To turn you on? Probably need some excercise.

Other purposes depends on size. Yes, that does matter!

ParanoidAndroid said:

Just a small survey.

Vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom?

Neither. At the moment I couldn't care less...

Life without music or life without tv?

Life without tv.

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do? Raise him to be a good kid, with a humble heart, and a giving soul. I'd also support him in his career as a good mother should.

I'm God. Tell me one thing: Make me a conduit of love that I may help others...

I'm Devil. Tell me two things:

1. You don't exist.

2. You have no power over me.

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina? I'm a straight woman, I don't care.

If you could kill one person, who would it be? Myself. I would rather die than harm another human being like that. Because you don't hurt the people you kill, you hurt their families and those that love them. Killing has to stop.

Chicken or egg? Meaning? Like which came first? I don't know.. Either one's good with hot sauce though.

Britain or France? Both...

Global warming: Truth or myth? Truth.

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough? Yup. And it looks nice in jeans...

ParanoidAndroid said:

Just a small survey.

Vanilla or chocolate?

Choclate

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom?

Sex with my husband no need for condom

Life without music or life without tv?

without TV

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

Be right there every step of the eay.

I'm God. Tell me one thing:

I thank you for beigh there for me

I'm Devil. Tell me two things:

Your'e Not My Daddy and my real Daddy is gonna getcha

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina?

The Latter

If you could kill one person, who would it be?

Sorry someone already did...Osama Bin Laudin

Chicken or egg?

Chicken

Britain or France?

France

Global warming: Truth or myth?

Truth

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough?

Not as it once was

ParanoidAndroid said:

Just a small survey.

Vanilla or chocolate?

oooh, that's a difficult one

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom?

that question is much too personal

Life without music or life without tv? no doubt, TV

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do? I'd support him. I think you must support a child no matter what he decides to do, if you want to remain in his/her life

I'm God. Tell me one thing: you're a loving God, I hope. I still can't fathom a damning, punishing God

I'm Devil. Tell me two things: you don't exist, and if somehow you do, I'd say "Get lost, you low life"

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina? I'd say big boobs and tight vagina...no better combination than that

If you could kill one person, who would it be? It would never be in my repetoire

Chicken or egg? egg, definitely egg

Britain or France? both

Global warming: Truth or myth? undecided..I still think think that most of it is natural.....the earth has always gone from ice age to tropical.Why should it be any different now?

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough? what makes you think it's any of your business

Vanilla or chocolate?

Chocolate

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom?

Eh, I don't really like sex.

Life without music or life without tv?

Without TV.

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

Spend his money.

I'm God. Tell me one thing:

Rah rah ah ah ah.

I'm Devil. Tell me two things:

Ga ga ooh la la.

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina?

Couldn't give less of a fuck. Although big boobs do frighten me.

If you could kill one person, who would it be?

I could never kill another person.

Chicken or egg?

Chicken.

Britain or France?

Britain.

Global warming: Truth or myth?

A bit of both?

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough?

Yes. Do you love it?

ParanoidAndroid said:

Just a small survey.

Vanilla or chocolate?

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom?

Life without music or life without tv?

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

I'm God. Tell me one thing:

I'm Devil. Tell me two things:

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina?

If you could kill one person, who would it be?

Chicken or egg?

Britain or France?

Global warming: Truth or myth?

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough?

Chocolate

Long-term, with.

Without tv.

Get him out of show-business so he could have a normal life and not end up with a fucked-up head.

I love you.

You scare the shit outta me.

Boobs and puss. The tight one will eventually end up loose anyway. At least then you'll still have big tits.

No one.

Egg.

France.

Myth.

Not really, but I don't care.

ParanoidAndroid said:

Just a small survey.

Vanilla or chocolate?

Rum Raisin

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom?

sex with my longterm partner without a condom

Life without music or life without tv?

I can live without TV... I need music for my soul since it feeds my spirit

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

I would be just like his parents... be proud and supportive

I'm God. Tell me one thing:

Thank you

I'm Devil. Tell me two things:

If you were the Devil then you'd be the most gifted liar... and I wouldn't want to say anything to you other than to stand back and get outta my way... In Jesus name. That's all I would have to say.

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina?

I have big boobs and a tight vagina... been told this by all the men I've been with.

but even then... I have a big belly... so umm... yeah....

If you could kill one person, who would it be?

Everyone I dislike, I want them to live long lives since they are miserable.

Chicken or egg?

Algea

Britain or France?

Puerto Rico

Global warming: Truth or myth?

When I fart I cough.... never did that before... Truth!

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough?

Yes, but its a bit lumpier than I'd like.

Vanilla or chocolate?

Vanilla.

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom?

Sex with my long term partner always with a condom.

Life without music or life without tv?

Life without TV.

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

Contemplate where I went wrong in life...

I'm God. Tell me one thing:

Which God am I speaking to?

I'm Devil. Tell me two things:

I meet the Devil every day. I live amongst the human race, after all.

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina?

Big boobs AND a tight pussy. It's possible, trust me.

If you could kill one person, who would it be?

It's not my place to kill anyone.

Chicken or egg?

Egg.

Britain or France?

Britain.

Global warming: Truth or myth?

Debateable.

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough?

You know this.

Vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate is tastier, but it makes me break out

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom? With a condom.

Life without music or life without tv? Without t.v.!!! I HATE t.v.

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do? Spend his money.

I'm God. Tell me one thing: How come I never see you?

I'm Devil. Tell me two things: do you like ac/dc?

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina? well...i'm the last one.lol.

If you could kill one person, who would it be? no one

Chicken or egg? chicken.

Britain or France? France?

Global warming: Truth or myth? well I don't know. everywhere you look you see GO GREEN must be real.

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough? Hope so , been working out more

Vanilla or chocolate? Vanilla

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom? WITH if I had to

Life without music or life without tv? Without TV. That would be easy.

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do? If he was MY child, i'd probably be proud as hell. He's not, so I don't really give a toss about him

I'm God. Tell me one thing: I honestly can't think of a thing i'd say.

I'm Devil. Tell me two things: Same as above.

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina? Small and tight!!!

If you could kill one person, who would it be? I wouldn't.

Chicken or egg? Egg. I'm allergic to chicken.

Britain or France? Are you kidding?! Britain. Unless it's Paris. I like Paris.

Global warming: Truth or myth? Probably true. I've never seriously thought about it.

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough? I don't work out nearly enough, I've had 2 babies and i'm just coming up to 33. Course it's not tight enough.

BUT it's not bad either, so that's ok!

Vanilla or chocolate? Dark chocolate

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom? ALWAYS with my partner ...

Life without music or life without tv? TV easily

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do?

I'm God. Tell me one thing: Nice title

I'm Devil. Tell me two things: one, two

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina? Average size cock please

If you could kill one person, who would it be? Seriously ? No

Chicken or egg? Bacon

Britain or France? Scotland

Global warming: Truth or myth? Mother Nature's natural CYCLES

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough? Already stated my button holes sometimes get loose

Vanilla or chocolate? chocolate

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom? stranger

Life without music or life without tv? without tv

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do? ban him

I'm God. Tell me one thing: but u already know my sins

I'm Devil. Tell me two things: i luv to sin and i luv heat

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina? big cock tiny butt hole

If you could kill one person, who would it be? myself

Chicken or egg? egg

Britain or France? France

Global warming: Truth or myth? truth

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough? yes... can you help me

Vanilla or chocolate? vanilla

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom? partner with condom

Life without music or life without tv? without tv

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do? Justin Bieber's mom, apparently

I'm God. Tell me one thing: This questionnaire is a bit crap. I'm trudging through it, though.

I'm Devil. Tell me two things: Can't be fucked. Next.

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina? Big boobs and tight vagina. I don't respect the constraints of your question.

If you could kill one person, who would it be? Not for me, thanks.

Chicken or egg? Chicken.

Britain or France? Britain.

Global warming: Truth or myth? Bit of both.

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough? My wife says it's 'beautiful' so I guess it must be?

ParanoidAndroid said:

Vanilla or chocolate? Both together.

Sex with your long term partner ALWAYS WITH a condom or sex with a stranger WITHOUT a condom? My partner.

Life without music or life without tv? tv

If your child was Justin Bieber, what would you do? Love him. And make damn sure he gets the right kind of counseling and has the right people around him. Child celebrities rarely make it out OK.

I'm God. Tell me one thing: I don't believe in you.

I'm Devil. Tell me two things: I don't believe in you either.

Big boobs and large pussy or small tits and tight vagina?

If you could kill one person, who would it be? I wouldn't. Not one.

Chicken or egg? I'll take an egg.

Britain or France? Britain, but only because I'm much more familiar. I need to spend more time in France.

Global warming: Truth or myth? Truth.

And the last question: Is your bottom tight enough? I wouldn't describe my bottom as "tight" but I'm happy with it the way it is. And so is my bf.