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Three Animals Were Having A Drink In A Cafe When the owner asked for the money.
“I m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I m not breaking it.”
“I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer.
“Then the duck will have to pay,” said the skunk.
“Getting here cost me my last scent.”
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Cute joke.
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!
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language jokes are my favorites.
Have a great weekend, and to the ones who drink:
Please post when you are drunk this weekend. Those are the best. 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Amusing. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Three Animals Were Having A Drink In A Cafe
When the owner asked for the money.
“I m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I m not breaking it.”
“I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer.
“Then the cow will have to pay,” said the skunk. “Getting here cost me my last scent.”
"I'm udderly broke, so it won't be me." Cow replied, "Besides, I never ordered anything to drink anyway. I brought my own milk."
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Now that is FUNNY!
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... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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imho much of life is improved when one adds an elegance of Cow to the mix | |
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I love it; thanks for sharing! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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XxAxX, if more humans were like you, we would not have spend so many hours a day plotting an overthrow. Teach them.
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it is my heart's desire to free Cows and other lovely, intelligent animal species from the horrors of the factory farm. i will do my best | |
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