These kinds of stories are too ridiculous to make up!

Mugshot Mania ~ 911 and C...��t Mix…

Click on link to Listen to Dexter White’s 911 call:

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Following that classic call, authorities arrived and arrested Dexter on a disorderly conduct charge (for loitering where drugs are used or sold).

White was booked into the Charleston County Detention Center, where according to court records, he;s been many many times. He remains in jail on a $400 bond.

Read more: http://straightfromthea.com/2011/05/10/mugshot-mania-911-and-crack-dont-mix/#ixzz1Lzu57DA7

Man Returns to Bank He Robbed to Retrieve Holdup Note

http://www.sodahead.com/u...n-1721225/

Robbing a bank is already a pretty dumb idea. Whether you come up with an elaborate, Hollywood-quality mask, wear drag, a funny hat or some other disguise, the reality is that more than 90 percent of stick-up men (and the few stick-up women) are caught.

Maybe not right away, but eventually.

But in a boneheaded move straight out of Woody Allen's infamous 1969 robbery farce "Take the Money and Run," in which inept robber Virgil Starkwell misspells the word "gun" on his note as "gub", a Pensacola, Fla., man pleaded guilty last week to stealing nearly $10,000 during a hit on a Mobile, Ala., bank back in October.

How did genius Matthew Dale Hudleston get caught? According to Alabama Live, after slipping a teller at the Regions Bank a note on October 22 that read: “I have a gun. Do not alert anyone. No alarms, no dye packs, give me all the money in your drawer. You have 15 seconds, do not panic or alert anyone," Hudleston, 33, took off with $9,945, as well as $700 in bait money.

So far, so good, right?

Oh, but wait, he came back a short time later to pick up his holdup note, which he'd accidentally left behind. Did we mention the cops were still there investigating the robbery?

A local sheriff's deputy caught up to him a short time later in a stolen Ford Explorer and chased him until the vehicle flipped over on a rural highway, where investigators retrieved the cash and the note. Prosecutors have recommended a minimal sentence.

i luv these ppl... they make me feel like a real smartie

HotGritz said:

Man Returns to Bank He Robbed to Retrieve Holdup Note

http://www.sodahead.com/u...n-1721225/

Robbing a bank is already a pretty dumb idea. Whether you come up with an elaborate, Hollywood-quality mask, wear drag, a funny hat or some other disguise, the reality is that more than 90 percent of stick-up men (and the few stick-up women) are caught.

Maybe not right away, but eventually.

But in a boneheaded move straight out of Woody Allen's infamous 1969 robbery farce "Take the Money and Run," in which inept robber Virgil Starkwell misspells the word "gun" on his note as "gub", a Pensacola, Fla., man pleaded guilty last week to stealing nearly $10,000 during a hit on a Mobile, Ala., bank back in October.

How did genius Matthew Dale Hudleston get caught? According to Alabama Live, after slipping a teller at the Regions Bank a note on October 22 that read: “I have a gun. Do not alert anyone. No alarms, no dye packs, give me all the money in your drawer. You have 15 seconds, do not panic or alert anyone," Hudleston, 33, took off with $9,945, as well as $700 in bait money.

So far, so good, right?

Oh, but wait, he came back a short time later to pick up his holdup note, which he'd accidentally left behind. Did we mention the cops were still there investigating the robbery?

A local sheriff's deputy caught up to him a short time later in a stolen Ford Explorer and chased him until the vehicle flipped over on a rural highway, where investigators retrieved the cash and the note. Prosecutors have recommended a minimal sentence.

they know he slow...

Evvy said:

HotGritz said:

Man Returns to Bank He Robbed to Retrieve Holdup Note

http://www.sodahead.com/u...n-1721225/

Robbing a bank is already a pretty dumb idea. Whether you come up with an elaborate, Hollywood-quality mask, wear drag, a funny hat or some other disguise, the reality is that more than 90 percent of stick-up men (and the few stick-up women) are caught.

Maybe not right away, but eventually.

But in a boneheaded move straight out of Woody Allen's infamous 1969 robbery farce "Take the Money and Run," in which inept robber Virgil Starkwell misspells the word "gun" on his note as "gub", a Pensacola, Fla., man pleaded guilty last week to stealing nearly $10,000 during a hit on a Mobile, Ala., bank back in October.

How did genius Matthew Dale Hudleston get caught? According to Alabama Live, after slipping a teller at the Regions Bank a note on October 22 that read: “I have a gun. Do not alert anyone. No alarms, no dye packs, give me all the money in your drawer. You have 15 seconds, do not panic or alert anyone," Hudleston, 33, took off with $9,945, as well as $700 in bait money.

So far, so good, right?

Oh, but wait, he came back a short time later to pick up his holdup note, which he'd accidentally left behind. Did we mention the cops were still there investigating the robbery?

A local sheriff's deputy caught up to him a short time later in a stolen Ford Explorer and chased him until the vehicle flipped over on a rural highway, where investigators retrieved the cash and the note. Prosecutors have recommended a minimal sentence.

they know he slow...

That's what I thought too. Prosecutors know he is....impaired.

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These are some dumb folks man...!!!

HotGritz said:

very sad funny