johnart said:

RenHoek said:

be sure to wear some nice shoes...

What goes with linen? I've decided to go with linen in case it gets really warm.

I'd go with these...

RenHoek said:

johnart said:

What goes with linen? I've decided to go with linen in case it gets really warm.

I'd go with these...

Are those suede? You don't wear suede with linen.

Genesia said:

RenHoek said:

I'd go with these...

Are those suede? You don't wear suede with linen.

Not to mention those are my winter tit tassels.

I'm not fully aware of the etiquette of raptures.

Is there a specific outfit required?

Because, I was thinking about choosing comfort over style (you know, it can be hazardous, getting on the mothership and all that space travel).

Can you guys tell me about the do's and dont's?

dJJ said:

I'm not fully aware of the etiquette of raptures.

Is there a specific outfit required?

Because, I was thinking about choosing comfort over style (you know, it can be hazardous, getting on the mothership and all that space travel).

Can you guys tell me about the do's and dont's?

I think the dress code is pretty lax on the mothership:

Thanx. I can work Clinton his style....I think.

Is a free interpretation of his style good enough?

Or are the dreads required?

I aint doing shit!

Well...I might go to church

I hope The Rapture doesn't start until the afternoon, cause I have a hair appointment in the morning.

I'm not getting caught at the pearly gates with a bird's nest on my head

^ timing is everything in this case.

Some people even planned a holiday, so they look relaxed and all good. And buy bribe material on their way back.......

So, what do the scriptures say about the dress code?

And is there a secret password that somebody may orgnote me? So I know what to say to the bouncer....

And is there actually a reason for this rapture? Why is it needed, after all these years of inventing all that tech stuff......I mean, really what is the reason for this rapture?

Can somebody please enlighten me

Celebrating my birthday which is on 20th!

I would not worry I have heard nothing about this rapture! All i hear is a vague rumour about Dec 21 2012 being when the Mayan Calendar ends...but has anyone considered that they needed to stop their calendar sometime and that was probably it...doesn't mean the world will end!!

What happened to the hooplah over May 2012?

XxAxX said:

business as usual for me. and, the day after, too. unless we're talking mothership and truly sophisticated dimension shifting technology from another galaxy, i ain't going on any raptures. and that's that

Dear...outside of Tom Cruise and John Travolta......scientology is just not gonna cut it

My son's friend has a birthday party that day, do I need to bother with a present then?

ZombieKitten said:

My son's friend has a birthday party that day, do I need to bother with a present then?

That's a tough one.

You can get no present or a very cheap one. He can't blame you anymore for it on the 22th.

You might as well get him a very expensive gift; you don't need any money after the rapture anyhow.

Sort of every day...Do I indulge in my current pleasure, or do I disipline myself and work for later?

(At the moment I indulge)

dJJ said:

ZombieKitten said:

My son's friend has a birthday party that day, do I need to bother with a present then?

That's a tough one.

You can get no present or a very cheap one. He can't blame you anymore for it on the 22th.

You might as well get him a very expensive gift; you don't need any money after the rapture anyhow.

Sort of every day...Do I indulge in my current pleasure, or do I disipline myself and work for later?

(At the moment I indulge)

sounds sensible!

I am not sure his parents would like it if I wrote on the card "happy birthday! Party like it's your last day on earth, because it is"

Here's another one who is well prepared to get picked up by the mothership.

dJJ said:

Here's another one who is well prepared to get picked up by the mothership.

I have planned my outfit, after careful deliberation

I'm glad I will have an opportunity to wear it again, it took a long time to knit. I like to think of it as a more stylish version of the laundry bag

What do you guys think, should I go with this George Clinton inspired look:

dJJ said:

What do you guys think, should I go with this George Clinton inspired look:

Noice! It's almost a bit Dale Bozzio isn't it!

Or hide and wear a helmet to protect my head from earth/ moon/ universe particles flying around?

ZombieKitten said:

Alej said:

Is May 21st supposed to be special or something?

not really, it's just judgment day

Oh god.

johnart said:

RenHoek said:

be sure to wear some nice shoes...

What goes with linen? I've decided to go with linen in case it gets really warm.

Maybe something canvas if you have it. Or what about a nice pair of sandals?

Nothing.

People need to stop with these "prophecies" though.

1st thing im going to do is ask my crush to have sex with me

if im denied im just gonna go and rape him.

then demand a apology from stupid Louis and proceed to attack him with a teaser and pepper spray

PositivityNYC said:

have you your letter to God, yet?
- if I understand this correctly... give it to a child for safekeeping; so they can give it to Jesus for you (providing, of course, Jesus chooses that child for entry to the Kingdom of Heaven...)

http://gawker.com/#!57997...-two-weeks

and "Judgment Day" only begins on 5/21 (remember: in the Bible, a day isn't necessarily 24 hrs long...) -- He won't destroy the world until Oct 11th

*whew*

Thanx for the link. The article ends with a sound and usefull advice for the rapture. Just out of curiousity; what actually happens on may 21 and what kind of stuf do I prepare for the 21 Oct. ?

Just to inform you all, this is a list of things to get in order to prepare yourselves:

the most important thing you can do to achieve the best outcome on May 21 is to "grab a King James Bible and [plead] for mercy from God." ....[red].."and begins the day of Judgment on earth for all of those left behind until October 21, 2011 when He will destroy the world and all that is therein."

Yeah, you should definitely dress your words to impress.

In addition to your letter to God, it's probably also wise to prepare a travel kit. With billions of souls affected, it seems like there might be some traveling or waiting involved. Be sure to include:

• Sandwiches (PB&J really pack the protein)
• A flashlight
• Aspirin (might be stressful)
• liquids (bottled waters, Capri Suns, six-packs of soda)
• travel-sized toothbrush and toothpaste
• breath mints (first impressions!)
• deodorant
• neck pillow
• books or magazines (King James Bible's probably your best bet)
• sleeping bag
• earplugs (could be noisy)

We probably forgot some things, because that's our way when we travel. So feel free to add additional necessary items in the comments.

In spite of his good advice, can anybody advice me on what to dress????

I prefer comfortable, suitable at different temperature, easy to wash & dry and making me look good (you know, first impressions...)

well as that is the sabbith I guess I will chill out until it gets dark and then go outside down the street to drink a few beers with some neighbors and at some point I will look up into the heavens close my eyes and say "take me-a home ah-Jesus-ss!" then I will wait for about 30 seconds (just enough to make everyone uncomfortale) then open one eye and as "anyone hear any trumpets?" The close my eye Say "I said-I said ah...take me-a home ah-Jesus-ss!" and if still nothing I will go back to drinking my beer.

I have promised my Wife to do the Ironing......

itsnotallover said:

I have promised my Wife to do the Ironing......

well do it quick you do not want to meet the jesus with a wrinkled shirt. oh and make sure you got on clean undies!

Waiting for the 'rapture'