Has anyone seen it? It's by Peter Jackson, who went on to do the Lord of the Rings stuff.

It's about psychotic, slutty muppet-type creatures in a brothel of some sort. You MUST see this. I only saw it once. Not for the weak-stomached, but it's hilarious. I've been looking and looking for it for probably 6 or 7 years no and can never find it. I guess I'll break down one day and order it online. I wonder if it's on DVD...

Can you stop posting pictures of your family and tell us more about Meet The Feebles, please.

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[This message was edited Sat Feb 8 16:23:40 PST 2003 by Haystack]

Haystack said:

http://www.thetoiletonlin...eebles.htm

Meet the Feebles

Director: Peter Jackson
Writer: Peter Jackson
Starring: A bunch of deranged muppets on crack
Released: 1989
Rating: 4 stars



Recently, I have been trying to save up my hard-earned money. It's just that my bills have been piling up and I don't have the extra spending cash that I used to. I personally blame the terrorists, but that's a whole other story. Anyways, last weekend I entered a skateboard competition in some nearby town and I got first place in two different events. Kick ass, huh? Well, instead of giving me money, they gave me a bunch of bullshit like skateboards and tools. What the hell, right? So, I get this crazy idea that I could sell this shit and take the money and buy myself something nice. I never knew that selling little kids some skateboards would be so much work. I'm a very good businessman, usually. I sell Toilet merchandise like it's got boobs and good with it's hands. I can sell an alligator to a dentist - if I had the time.

Anyways, I finally sell some of my winnings, and I take my money straight to Best Buy. Damn I love that store. I could stay all day in there, just staring at the movies. So, after about an hour I finally grab two titles and run to the cash register before I change my mind. I look at the cashier with desperation in my eyes. I don't think she understood the treasure that I had found. If she did, I know she wouldn't have sold me their last copy of Meet the Feebles. I'm sure she wouldn't have. If she tried to stop me, though, I'd have knocked the bitches teeth out. I looked her straight in the eyes before I left, and with my mind I said "Just try and stop me, bitch." Well, there was no problem, and I left the store to watch my new movies.

For those of you poor unfortunate souls that don't know what Meet the Feebles is, I pity you. This is not the type of movie you find in any old store - especially not on DVD format. I once found a website that was located in Australia and they were selling this DVD for $35. "Fuck that" I said. I may love this movie, but I'm not willing to spend that kind of dough on it. Do you realize what you can buy in this world for $35?!?! I mean, shit, you could buy lots of stuff.

Ok, so I came home, and I put the DVD in my player, and I find out that this DVD is kind of shitty. I mean, the entire movie is on just one track, so you can't skip to some other scene. Damn - but that's ok. At least it's on DVD and I don't have to worry about it fucking up over time - like VHS does. There were some trailers for other movies on it, too. The other movies seem to suck. I'll be sure not to buy them if I ever find 'em in Best Buy on my visit. Other than that, the DVD was fine. This is the kind of movie that you can watch on those lonely nights when your girlfriend doesn't want to come over because she's still mad about you organizing a gang-bang with her best friends while she's away at a funeral. There's singing and dancing in the movie. The music is kind of like the Grateful Dead - if you took away the gay hippy crap and the stupid Deadheads that follow you to every concert, asking you for a toke. Fuckers.


- Ralph W. Llama

imdb entry: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0097858

i think the best scene in the movie would have to be an AIDS-afflicted muppet-rabbit singing a vaudville/broadway-styled revue of the "Sodomy Song"

I bet IceNine has seen it. I bet you anything

Haystack said:

Don't even get Aaron started on his family!

This is an awesome "cult" movie. I watched it many times when I was younger (back on my home planet, of course).

AaronUnlimited said:

how fucking gross!...aaron i love it thanks!

This movie is cool. I have watched it twice. I would also like it on DVD/VHS someday. Cool thing is, it was made in Australia too, I am pretty sure.