...nothing bugs me more, dog shyt is the worst smell ever, even more than vomit...

sometimes we'll dogsit for my wife's sister or parents - both of these dogs will shit somewhere in our house within 10 minutes of getting here, EVERY SINGLE TIME

our big golden occasionally can't hold it and will crap in the basement, which sucks but is much better than up here.

and yes, dog shit is like the worst smell ever, far worse than baby poop

yes the dog shits on the floor...... still has not mastered lifting the seat n flushing... so its always on the floor

I said "Sit, Fido, S-I-T, SIT "

No, my birds have that covered. Dunno why, cause they know better. They like to watch me sweep and mutter. However, we DID babysit a small white dog who liked to piddle in the hallway. I mean just stood there watching me and did it. Stupid me, I didn't know at the time that doggies have body language for that kind of thing. (She squatted a little bit before making)

She was so cute, damn it!

Mods please, this is clearly a bait thread.

I don't shit on the floor but I can do this.

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I don't have a dog and the fact that they shit on the floor is the reason I don't have one. I'm the only bitch in my apartment and I shit in the toilet.

LolaBitch said:

Mods please, this is clearly a bait thread.

I don't shit on the floor but I can do this.

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how old is your dog?

I don't have a dog. But my cat keeps pissing one of my curtains. He's gonna mess around and end up a nice fur stole.

myfavorite said:

...nothing bugs me more, dog shyt is the worst smell ever, even more than vomit...

Yep! I used to have one who had accidents on the floor. Just one of the many reasons why I prefer cats over dogs. I had a cat for 15 years who never had a single accident.

A message brought to you by Lola's lawyer:

LolaBitch said:

Mods please, this is clearly a bait thread.

I don't shit on the floor but I can do this.

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that doesn't look like dog's business

kewlschool said:

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His one eye looks a little lazy, but he could get it.

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DoffieParker said:

LolaBitch said:

Mods please, this is clearly a bait thread.

I don't shit on the floor but I can do this.

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that doesn't look like dog's business

Thank u. U know he 's

LolaBitch said:

DoffieParker said:

that doesn't look like dog's business

Thank u. U know he 's

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LolaBitch said:

kewlschool said:

A message brought to you by Lola's lawyer:

His one eye looks a little lazy, but he could get it.

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AHHHHH, its the leaky-eye dog! AUUUUGH...

Better the dog than a human being. Human shit is clearly worse than dog shit. Dog shit will just stink the floor, human shit will eat right through the wood.

kitbradley said:

myfavorite said:

...nothing bugs me more, dog shyt is the worst smell ever, even more than vomit...

Yep! I used to have one who had accidents on the floor. Just one of the many reasons why I prefer cats over dogs. I had a cat for 15 years who never had a single accident.

I had a dog and he never went on the floor even when I forgot to leave the door to the garage open. He did piss on my bedroom carpet but my bedroom is upstairs and there were workmen on the roof, so he was understandably frightened.

He would wake me up at night if he had to go. He didn't lick my face to wake me though.

He could adjust to my routine so we both knew when he was going to go (before I went to work, when I came home from work, before I went to bed) otherwise he'd let me know.

Mr. baby has class and is a humble old dog, he shits on himself..

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Ugh. This is one of the reasons I wouldn't get a dog. Just the thought of having to clear up dog shit makes me gag.

Also cats. They're alright - I don't hate them, but someone who lives near me has a cat and the bloody thing comes into my garden and leaves it's shits in my flower bed!!! It's not even my fucking cat and i'm dealing with the shit!! And I found a dead mouse in my garden recently. I bet that was that bloody cat aswell.

Rant over. As you were.

No, NEVER.

my cat however...if trapped in the house and has no other option (we don't have a litter box) will shit in the TUB! ugh! I suppose it's better than the floor but....damn.

Shorty said:

No, NEVER.

my cat however...if trapped in the house and has no other option (we don't have a litter box) will shit in the TUB! ugh! I suppose it's better than the floor but....damn.

Noooooo!!!!! What?

HotGritz said:

Better the dog than a human being. Human shit is clearly worse than dog shit. Dog shit will just stink the floor, human shit will eat right through the wood.

And where exactly did you obtain this knowledge? I hope it isn't from personal experience?

HotGritz said:

Shorty said:

No, NEVER.

my cat however...if trapped in the house and has no other option (we don't have a litter box) will shit in the TUB! ugh! I suppose it's better than the floor but....damn.

Noooooo!!!!! What?

I know right? I don't know how or where my cat picked up this little trick.

I could just see someone trying to flush the tub out, slushing water with a bucket or sum ot get the turds down th drain... ...

whats worse is picking that shyt up with a tissue and carrying it to the trash bin...

and instead of whining like he always does...he has taken to going upstairs to shyt in the upstairs den... ... ...ugh!

kitbradley said:

HotGritz said:

Better the dog than a human being. Human shit is clearly worse than dog shit. Dog shit will just stink the floor, human shit will eat right through the wood.

And where exactly did you obtain this knowledge? I hope it isn't from personal experience?

I took a class at UCLA. "Human Shit and Catastrophic Consequences- 101A"

101B is Human Shit and Historical Impact but I didn't need that class cuz we all know what shit does to society.

I work at a cat shelter, where there are no cages. The cats are allowed to wander around as they please. As a result, there is a lot of poop, pee, vomit, diarreah and sometimes blood that needs to be cleaned up. There are cats who will just spray on the walls, or anything that is left on the floor (towels, cushions, plastic bags, whatever). I came into work one day, and one of the cats had vomited on the wall, floor, and inside one of the beds. It was a disgusting mess that I had to clean up. I always make sure to wash my hands thoroughly afterwards, because I'm sure my hands stink after cleaning up all that nasty stuff.