Were parked on a back road some distance from town.

They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier,

but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."

The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before,

but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

Werq 4 him!

touché

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this joke didn't go up with inflation...... he should have asked for $40

UncleGrandpa said:

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i can do that with an acutal hula hoop!!!!!!!!!

makes me wish for a good pair of hips (mine are busted... )

myfavorite said:

makes me wish for a good pair of hips (mine are busted... )

years ago I met a girl in the computer lab at my school. She was not pretty at all but she was funny and had a great personality. And we talked and chatted (on the old school chats before AIM and all that) and exchanged numbers and I called her and we talked and we ended up going out. Typical Movie then dinner... well as we were about to order she springs this "Just so you know, we can have sex but I charge..." and I was all like and she said it again and I said... 'see ya'... and I left a few dollars on the table and said "I'll give you a ride back to campus...." she did not follow so I guess she walked.

she sent me a few emails, saying sorry and all this about it was how she paid for school. All I said was that was cool but count me out.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

years ago I met a girl in the computer lab at my school. She was not pretty at all but she was funny and had a great personality. And we talked and chatted (on the old school chats before AIM and all that) and exchanged numbers and I called her and we talked and we ended up going out. Typical Movie then dinner... well as we were about to order she springs this "Just so you know, we can have sex but I charge..." and I was all like and she said it again and I said... 'see ya'... and I left a few dollars on the table and said "I'll give you a ride back to campus...." she did not follow so I guess she walked.

she sent me a few emails, saying sorry and all this about it was how she paid for school. All I said was that was cool but count me out.

She should have paid you back what you spent on her for the movie and dinner...

business is business after all...

paintedlady said:

She should have paid you back what you spent on her for the movie and dinner...

business is business after all...

we had not even ordered I basicly left a few bucks for the trouble of having to clear the table.

the movie was the dollar movie... so it was less than $5. And the funny thing is I was not even going to TRY to get laid. She vollenteered it! Maybe she thought I was some nerd (well okay I was and am) virgin and was just too shy to try anything.... oh well it a good for me!

OnlyNDaUsa said:

paintedlady said:

She should have paid you back what you spent on her for the movie and dinner...

business is business after all...

we had not even ordered I basicly left a few bucks for the trouble of having to clear the table.

the movie was the dollar movie... so it was less than $5. And the funny thing is I was not even going to TRY to get laid. She vollenteered it! Maybe she thought I was some nerd (well okay I was and am) virgin and was just too shy to try anything.... oh well it a good for me!

No hoes for you!

paintedlady said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

we had not even ordered I basicly left a few bucks for the trouble of having to clear the table.

the movie was the dollar movie... so it was less than $5. And the funny thing is I was not even going to TRY to get laid. She vollenteered it! Maybe she thought I was some nerd (well okay I was and am) virgin and was just too shy to try anything.... oh well it a good for me!

No hoes for you!

maybe if she was cute!?

OnlyNDaUsa said:

paintedlady said:

No hoes for you!

maybe if she was cute!?

OnlyNDaUsa said:

paintedlady said:

No hoes for you!

maybe if she was cute!?

YEARS ago I saw these 2 Mexicans haggling with a hooker on 42nd Street over her $20 price (way back before Guliani gentrified the place) and I looked at the saggy, smelly-looking ho' and thought to myself, "You know your cooch is nasty when a horny Mexican won't dish out $10 for your saggy ass!".