The real thing... hosted by the original Orgie MC. And right on time for the Org's v.2.0 anniversary.

Best Poster : Icenine
Best Debater : Teller
Funniest Mega Thread Creator : Haystack
Warmest Orger That Isn't a Positivity Ninny : RD Hull
Best Icenine Greek Chorus : AzureStar, BKW, MrBliss
Most Agressively Gay Orger : Supa.
Best Gimmick Thread : AlfofMelmak's . Thread
Best Art Direction : the "Emoticon Poetry" thread.
Best AMP tushie roaster : RD Hull
Smartest Orger : Wellbeyond (that one was hard to pick, but WB's respected by everyone, so I figured …)
Most Graceful Personality : BelleBeyond
Best Color Scheme : Sexlovely
Best Liberal Orger : Supa!
Best Far-Right, Attila-the-Hunnish Conservative Orger : Teller
Best Drag : Supa!
Most Innoventive Orger : Haystack
Best Secondary Personality Unmasker : RD Hull
Best Barbara Streisand Hater : Icenine
Most Musical Posts (factual) : David Eye
Best Musical Posts (Opinion category) : GustavoRibas
Best Impersonation of a Small Mammal : Pook
Best Permanent Avatar : XxAxX and Wellbeyond (tie)
The Napoleon Bonapatre Award for the Creative Invasion of other sites : Pook and Icenine (tie, unless they are the same person.)
Best use of the Emoticon : BelleBeyond
Best Secondary Personality Creator I've Sworn Not To Blab About :
Best Drama Queen : Oceana
The Catherine The Great Award for the Lusty Expression of Female Sexual Needs : Natasha
The Rasputin Award for the Lusty Expression of Male Sexual Needs : Tron or all the male Orgers collectively.
Best Religious Endeavour : KimRatchell
The 12 Apostles Award for Achievement in the dissemination of the Faith : SensualMelody
Most Poetic Orger : Shausler
Best Moderation : Ian
Best Facilitation : Ian
Most Soothing Presence : AzureStar

Best Signature : Sexlovely's "Nep Fines MrsF 2the9s Biggs Psych LaV Xenon Bill Aero Dansa Pop Choc BKW Violet Vamp Vash ~L~ XaX MoonB Leena Duck Chris TheC Zum JDod Carri BabyG Gator Ice Billy Shaus Goey Sal'V Latina scandal' Heav Dora SweetB silk Priv

Take Care of Dat Ass "

Best Nutra-Sweet Flamer : Battier!
Best Mariage Material for a Gay Orger who got 38 on Dr. Phill's test : Istenszek
Best Orger whose accomplisments are so taken for granted : Moonbeam
Best Musical Taste Outside of Any Dream Factory recordings : Ifsixwuz9
Best Orger who thinks Aero's sometimes not very nice : Battier.
Worst Signature : Icenine's Vote for GWB
Best Thread Series : Handclap... for Caption Time.
Most Friendly "Evil" Orger : BAD
Best Good Sport : Boob
Best New Org Device : Haystack's Unquoting
Best Celebrity Thread : Dramatic New Picture of MJ
Most likely to successfully leave the Org : Banned people.
Best Naysayer : Still BVH.
Least Stimulated by an Orgie Award Ceremony : July
Best Welcomed Orger : BlackPsychoBitch
Best Anime Avatar : LatinaAngel4u
Best Music Thread Series : Moonbeam's What are you listening to now?
Orger Whose Opinion of Nep2une was way ahead of his time : JNOEL.
Best Editing of a Thread in Peril : Ian
Best thread that got deleted in a NY minute that everyone thought was sweet as hell cuz you were basically saying "I care about you guys - Handle with care!" : DigitalLisa's PU thread.
Most Hilarious Prince Thread : Yamomma's http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=30955
Best Threads about Personal Appearance Issues : Matt, for his Nipple-Piercing and Hairstyle threads
Worst Thread Idea : Bottom Five, by Aerogram
Dullest "Game" Idea : Caption Time at the movies : Bergman, by Aerogram
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Best Thank U Speech Thus far : AlfofMelmak

SPECIAL WELLBEYOND SECTION

MOST UNDERRATED ORGERS :

DavidEye
CalhounSq
Supernova
Sexlovely
bkw
Sag10
IstenSzek
HandiWipesFrenchFrySack
JediMaster
InfinitiesHeaven
jthad1129
Aerogram (no lie...being serious here)
KingSausage (also winner of the Most Potent Posts award...lol)
Rio
June7
Lleena
Therapy (how could I have forgotten her..!)



SPECIAL AZURESTAR SECTION

The orger whose humor is most often misunderstood: Aero

The orger with the best game thread: 2the9s, for his "tic-tac-toe" thread.

The orger with way too many sides to her personality, but is a sweetheart none-the-less: Oceana

The female orger who speaks her mind, no matter what: AnotherLover

The orger with the best skeleton jokes: Teller (groan)

The orger with the most class: Diva

The male orger who amazes me with his kindness, heart and mind: Moonbeam

The orger who usually only posts when he has something to say: Istenzek

The self-proclaimed king of the org: BadLad

The org image poster: Yamomma

SPECIAL ICENINE SECTION :

Best Prince Sychophant:
Most fully brainwashed: 80% of the Prince: Music and More forum.
Most likely to commit a major crime: BattierBeMyDaddy I wouldn't know about such things. She doesn't even fake-flame me.
Most sarcastic: Ian Richly deserved. Gotta love that Ian.
Most hated: IceNine TDS oblige.
Most loved: Aerogram Thank you, but I doubt it.
Most EVIL: The former IceNine

SPECIAL BATTIER SECTION

- Orger Who Loves Shane Battier The Most: Me! With a special mention to that SupaFunkyOrganGrinder fellow.
- Ex-Female Orger Who Most Deserves To Have Her Uterus Cut Out With a Rusty Scalpel So That She May Never Procreate: Nep2nes.
- Orger With The Most Disgusting Usage of Emoticons: FreeSpirit (((sigh))) :
Orger Who Comes Up With the Most Creative Awards To Keep Everyone Happy: Aerogram
Best Peter Pan Guy: althom.
Best Secondary Personality : TheC's Cracula

SPECIAL JNOEL SECTION

The most missing: StarfishnCoffee, Skelettonkee, Kim Rachell
The hottest female orger: Silky
The coolest guy: Gooey
The smartest coolest female orgers: Azure Star and Supernova
The anti mj squad will give a special award to Shygirl for her humour and irony mastery
The disco-funk-r&b living encyclopedia: DavidEye
The most sarcastic : she knows
The early orger award: Gold ( she love's P music since she's 7 years old!)
The award for the orger with the ugliest brown eyes: UBE
The most egnimatic orger: the one who has suddenly ignored me without explanations after to have called me "my friend"
sorry for the forgotten, @ next year
+ a special patience org award for Ben, Ian, Matt
(yeah I want an asskisser award)

SPECIAL IAN SECTION

Best Poster : Icenine I. -Agreed!
Best Debater : Teller I. -I vote for soulpower, NuPwrSoul or Essence
Warmest Orger That Isn't a Positivity Ninny : RD Hull I. -Agreed!
Best Drama Queen : Oceana I. -No doubt about it! Although retrodude is up there...
Best Moderation : Ian I. -Thank you!
Best Facilitation : Ian I. -Thank you!
Most Soothing Presence : AzureStar I. -Great, but I vote for CalhounSq!


UPDATED


NOTE : PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LIKE THE AWARD THEY RECEIVED WILL SEE SAID AWARD IMMEDIATELY CONFISCATED.

NEW AWARDS WILL BE CONSIDERED BASED ON YOUR INPUT.

These awards do not represent a general consensus on the Org nor do they reflect the opinions of the Org's staff and owners.
[This message was edited Mon Feb 10 12:54:29 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

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MOONBEAM'S PICKS!

Best Poster : Rio
Best Debater : Wellbeyond
Funniest Mega Thread Creator : Boob
Warmest Orger That Isn't a Positivity Ninny : Aaron
Most Aggressively Gay Orger : Aaron
Best Gimmick Thread : AlfofMelmak's . Thread- Squozen Rep #2 here!
Most legendary: Aerogram
Most comforting: CarrieMPLS
Most knowledgeable: IceNine
Smartest Orger : TRON
Most civil: Supernova
Most unique : GooeytheHamster
Most Graceful Personality : Diva
Most style: Priana
Most intriguing: SalaciousV
Most stunning: LaVisHh
Best spirit: FreeSpirit
Most heart: LoLinex
Best Color Scheme : SexLovely!
Best Liberal Orger : Endorphin74
Best Drag : Supa
Most Innoventive Orger : Shausler
Best Barbara Streisand Hater : TRON
Most Musical Posts (factual) : David Eye
Best Musical Posts (Opinion category) : RDHull
Best Impersonation of a Small Mammal : Pook
Orger you admire more than is said: AzureStar
Best Permanent Avatar : Diva
Best Changing Avatar : Vashti
Best use of the Emoticon : Violett- she gives the best hugs
The Catherine The Great Award for the Lusty Expression of Female Sexual Needs : Boob
The Rasputin Award for the Lusty Expression of Male Sexual Needs : Aaron
Best Religious Endeavour : KimRachell
The 12 Apostles Award for Achievement in the dissemination of the Faith : SensualMelody- she is 110% genuine
Most Poetic Orger : Shausler
Best Moderation : Ian
Best Facilitation : Ian
Most Soothing Presence : Chocolate

Best Signature : Sexlovely's "Nep Fines MrsF 2the9s Biggs Psych LaV Xenon Bill Aero Dansa Pop Choc BKW Violet Vamp Vash ~L~ XaX MoonB Leena Duck Chris TheC Zum JDod Carri BabyG Gator Ice Billy Shaus Goey Sal'V Latina scandal' Heav Dora SweetB silk Priv

Take Care of Dat Ass "

Best Nutra-Sweet Flamer : BattierBeMyDaddy
Best Orger whose accomplishments are so taken for granted : Wellbeyond
Best Musical Taste Outside of Any Dream Factory recordings : Handclaps
Worst Signature : Icenine's Vote for GWB
Best Thread Series : Starbuck's Album Survivor thread
Most Friendly "Evil" Orger : Cracula
Best Good Sport : 2the9's
Best New Org Device : Appreciation Days
Most likely to successfully leave the Org : Me
Best Naysayer : Aaron
Least Stimulated by an Orgie Award Ceremony : July
Best Welcomed Orger : Me- you guys rock!
Best Anime Avatar : LatinaAngel4u- it rocks!
Best Music Thread Series : Album survivor threads
Best Editing of a Thread in Peril : Ian


MOST UNDERRATED ORGERS :

CalhounSq.
Supernova
Aerogram
2funkE
Diva
TRON
CarrieMPLS
Violett
Chocolate
Rio
AzureStar
GooeytheHamster

The orger whose humor is most often misunderstood: Aerogram

The orger with the best game thread: MJ Baby Drop

The orger with way too many sides to her personality, but is a sweetheart none-the-less: GangstaFam

The female orger who speaks her mind, no matter what: AnotherLover and I love her for it!

The orger with the most class: NuPwrSoul

The male orger who amazes me with his kindness, heart and mind: Rio

The orger who usually only posts when he has something to say: NuPwrSoul

The self-proclaimed king of the org: BadLad

The org image poster: TRON

The most missing: Nep2nes, SalaciousV, Bootsinox, NeptunEos, SweetBaby, Aannastesia
The hottest female orger: Diva
The coolest guy: RDHull
The coolest girl: Supernova
Most eccentric: GooeytheHamster
Most interesting: Lleena
Most laid back: bkw
Most humble: Diva
Most joyful: Endorphin74
Most misunderstood: MrPRN
Most creative thread starter: 2the9's
Most likely to be ignored on these lists: June7 - the boy can keep a census like nobody's business!
Orger you would like to get to know better: ClubKid
Most loyal: Christopher
Most generous: Mauve
Best advisor: AnotherLover
Best confidant: Christopher
Most entertaining: Boob
Most radiant: Rio
Orger you would like to meet most: Diva
Best sports commentator: mistermaxxx
Best pal: Christopher
Most endearing: Natsume
Best chatter: Chocolate
Most likely to make you smile: Natsume
Most divulging: CarrieLee
Most mature: SensualMelody
Instant familiarity award: Shorty- I just felt like I knew her when I saw her at the Celebration
Least annoying Laker fan: Supernova and theC
Best brother: TRON
[This message was edited Wed Feb 12 21:04:06 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

You always have the best categories!

Our gracious host has returned for a new installment!

All hail Aerogram!

AzureStar said:

And just for that, I've created a whole new category for you.
[This message was edited Sat Feb 8 8:49:37 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

IceNine said:

It's the real thing. All the others are fake.

Real Orgies for Real Orgers.
[This message was edited Sat Feb 8 8:53:39 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

Aerogram said:

It is a good list... but you must know that Teller, WellBeyond and I are all equal debaters... we have some master debaters (and masturbaters) here.

I didn't even get an award.

And to think, I devoted a thread to you, man.

IceNine said:

Just be grateful the rules forbid me from awarding any award to myself.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

And to whom do you think the following award went?

Best Secondary Personality Creator I've Sworn Not To Blab About :

Aerogram said:

Ooops... I think I blew it. So I've had to redo the engraving and post your name up there. Sorry I blurted it out, but it's your fault.
[This message was edited Sat Feb 8 9:02:03 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

Be patient out there... Some names may have slipped my mind, but I don't have Price-Waterhouse to help me. The cereomony only just started, so remain seated.

isn't there a "david duchovney vanguard award" this year?

good choices

Moonbeam needs a shout out

Aerogram said:

So now, you accuse me of having multiple accounts. Nice, really nice.

IstenSzek said:

No, but we just received an envelope and guess what? You won.

jthad1129 said:

You're absolutely right. Check the list.

Ok where the fuck is mine dammit!
RD got everything

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

AND being a nutra-sweet flamer...

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Poor you. Your envelope was stuck at the bottom of the bag. Check the list.

Aerogram said:

You are sometimes not very nice at all. Whereas, I do have another org account, I do not use it for the purposes of posting. Only to abuse my orgnote priveledges. I share it with several people, as a matter of fact.

Therefore, I think the award you have given me must be taken away, seeings as I have not used this account for posting. Though - this one time SalaciousV did.

I think it is impossible to give me an award for creating the best secondary personalities when I do not post under it, yes?

The award should go to someone worthy who creates secondary personalities, such as theC, who had us all fooled with cracula (or at least I was fooled) or perhaps shausler, who recently outted himself as dolphina. Or, whoever thought they were being clever going around as BattierBeMyDaddyBeMyMommy, which was a very stupid account. If one would like to insult me, I think they should be ballsy enough to do it under their real orgname. I will be equally unoffended regardless.

Anyhow, I'm highly curious as to what other names you believe I have that made you give me that award.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Ok Battier. After all, I was sworn to secrecy.

Your award is taken away. And you might just get a brand-new one.
[This message was edited Sat Feb 8 9:41:05 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

Aerogram said:

That's more like it
But you could have made it up to me by letting me stay at your house when Bush starts his war

And why doesn't 2the9s have any awards? He is a very important orger.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

His award is up there, but his name is not mentionned because he told me not to mention him last spring.

That's why.

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[This message was edited Sat Feb 8 9:59:43 PST 2003 by 2the9s]

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Hope you don't mind hearing All My Dreams round the clock.

2the9s said:

Done.

Aerogram said:

... considers for a minute ...

Most intelligent Orger/Best Debater--NuPowerSoul

I was just exposed to a good dose of him on the Politics/Religion thread, and I can't believe I never knew what kind of brain-power he was packin'!

Best Orger From France/Orger Who Always Knows The Best Thing To Say: jnoel.