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There oughta be a law... ...against people eating onions in the office. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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or reheating a fish dish in the microwave. "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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....against public flatulence | |
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mace her then kick her in the twat. | |
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It's a him. But he's every inch a twat, so it'd still work. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Eating hot food on public transport, it does my tits right in. I do not want to turn up where I am going to, stinking of someone's burger/kebab/pizza/whatever.
Fuckers.
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Tell Mr. Onion Breaff that I hate her. | |
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Is he eating them like this?
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don't forget "against men looking at women!" My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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It certainly smells that way! We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Every so often my work makes deviled eggs for the people in the program--about 50 of them! And Friday is "fish day" My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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That's actually pretty much genius right there. Because I've worked places (yes, multiple) where everyday was fish in the microwave and eat it at your desk day. Which means, basically, the entire office smelled like fish for two or three hours. | |
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People showing up for their appointments high or drunk........
I work for the Public Defender so wait......there is a law.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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What about like a dental appointment, or a gyno one that wasn't even mine? | |
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No. That sounds about right.
I love your vagina too.... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Yes!!!! Have the place smellin' like ass! | |
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