Hairy dicks =

If I see a dude haired up from top to bottom like an ape i will assume he is gheyyyy... or a featured player in a Geico commercial!

HotGritz said:

Hairy dicks =

If I see a dude haired up from top to bottom like an ape i will assume he is gheyyyy... or a featured player in a Geico commercial!

Or he simply doesn't feel the need to acquiesce to the societal norms of people obsessed with youth.

If I wanted to put a hairless dick in my mouth, I'd be a pedophile.

vainandy said:

paisleypark4 said:

I used to do that ALL THE TIME..but my partner now told me to not do it because I look like a kid..wth? Oh well...I liked to shave because I sweat alot in the groin after dancing and stuff...all that hair just traps the sweat. And it looks clean and nice.

That's why you wash that dick.

But as for "looking cleaner or nicer" to you, you weren't born until 1982. By the time you were old enough to start sneaking and finding magazines or porn, the shaved dicks were already dominating. But I was born in 1967 so I snuck and found porn in the 1970s. The men in those magazines looked like grown men and they had extremely hairy dicks and balls. If you could somehow magically force the average men on the street to pull their dicks out, that's how the men in porn looked back then.

I even remember hanging with the boys my age and the time and "comparing dicks". I didn't even get hard because even as a child, I found a child's dick to look sickening. But if those boys' daddies had come in and showed us their dicks, I would have been hard as a rock. Plus, back then, we couldn't wait till we got hair on our dicks. I remember some of us use to wrap toilet paper around the base of our dicks and pretend we had hair around it. Pubic hair was the status of a man and the more you had, the more manly you were.

I was never a dong man myself and never have been...I think that's why I never thought of it as important. The way their feet looked though...oh man I was instantly turned on by a guys feet for no apparent reason...especially if they were big and the guy had a cute face. I started shaving because that's what I saw as desireable in the videos and magazines...even the big built men were shaved..so I started to also...I didnt care.

@HotGritz if you saw a man with a hairy dick, he's just a man with a hairy dick.

Spinlight said:

paisleypark4 said:

I used to do that ALL THE TIME..but my partner now told me to not do it because I look like a kid..wth? Oh well...I liked to shave because I sweat alot in the groin after dancing and stuff...all that hair just traps the sweat. And it looks clean and nice.

I've never understood this. It must be just an easy catch-all where you have less stinky bitches to worry about if you cut them out of the picture prematurely by requiring people to be shaved or whatevs.

Hair does trap sweat and whatnot, but thats because it's cooling the area. I would think you sweat MORE with less hair there and that the sensation is just different - not that you are anymore clean or that your pecker smells any cuter.

I don't care if a person shaves or not but there's something really feral and wild about a dude with a full bush, who isn't scared of the way his body is, and has the motivation to keep himself clean. Whether you have hair or not, if you are not washing that ass and those dick&balls of yours, you are going to be vile period.

No...I am a sweater..I can scrub scrub scrub scrub till my thang fall off and even get every single nook and cranny between but its like 20 minutes after I get out im lightly sweating for no reason...maybe because my metabolism is so high and im highly active and running about...I dunno...

I couldnt stand a bunch of hair in the groin on men....shit get in your mouth and you have to wonder what is that thing floating on your tounge...yuk yuk yuk

paisleypark4 said:

Spinlight said:

I've never understood this. It must be just an easy catch-all where you have less stinky bitches to worry about if you cut them out of the picture prematurely by requiring people to be shaved or whatevs.

Hair does trap sweat and whatnot, but thats because it's cooling the area. I would think you sweat MORE with less hair there and that the sensation is just different - not that you are anymore clean or that your pecker smells any cuter.

I don't care if a person shaves or not but there's something really feral and wild about a dude with a full bush, who isn't scared of the way his body is, and has the motivation to keep himself clean. Whether you have hair or not, if you are not washing that ass and those dick&balls of yours, you are going to be vile period.

No...I am a sweater..I can scrub scrub scrub scrub till my thang fall off and even get every single nook and cranny between but its like 20 minutes after I get out im lightly sweating for no reason...maybe because my metabolism is so high and im highly active and running about...I dunno...

I couldnt stand a bunch of hair in the groin on men....shit get in your mouth and you have to wonder what is that thing floating on your tounge...yuk yuk yuk

I LUVZ IT.

Spinlight said:

HotGritz said:

Hairy dicks =

If I see a dude haired up from top to bottom like an ape i will assume he is gheyyyy... or a featured player in a Geico commercial!

Or he simply doesn't feel the need to acquiesce to the societal norms of people obsessed with youth.

If I wanted to put a hairless dick in my mouth, I'd be a pedophile.

You'd be a pedophile if the hairless dick belonged to a minor. Seriously, don't most men realize by now how much body hair stinks and traps bacteria, especially if you're prone to sweating after a few minutes of movement? Being that it's 2011, I thought most guys were doing some sort of waxing or shaving. Many have even tended to those extra long nose hairs, another item.

HotGritz said:

Spinlight said:

Or he simply doesn't feel the need to acquiesce to the societal norms of people obsessed with youth.

If I wanted to put a hairless dick in my mouth, I'd be a pedophile.

You'd be a pedophile if the hairless dick belonged to a minor. Seriously, don't most men realize by now how much body hair stinks and traps bacteria, especially if you're prone to sweating after a few minutes of movement? Being that it's 2011, I thought most guys were doing some sort of waxing or shaving. Many have even tended to those extra long nose hairs, another item.

You just want a metrosexual man with your picky self.

Timmy84 said:

HotGritz said:

You'd be a pedophile if the hairless dick belonged to a minor. Seriously, don't most men realize by now how much body hair stinks and traps bacteria, especially if you're prone to sweating after a few minutes of movement? Being that it's 2011, I thought most guys were doing some sort of waxing or shaving. Many have even tended to those extra long nose hairs, another item.

You just want a metrosexual man with your picky self.

With a tad thug in him. Michael Eric Dyson meets 2Pac meets one of those Calvin Klein underwear models.

HotGritz said:

Spinlight said:

Or he simply doesn't feel the need to acquiesce to the societal norms of people obsessed with youth.

If I wanted to put a hairless dick in my mouth, I'd be a pedophile.

You'd be a pedophile if the hairless dick belonged to a minor. Seriously, don't most men realize by now how much body hair stinks and traps bacteria, especially if you're prone to sweating after a few minutes of movement? Being that it's 2011, I thought most guys were doing some sort of waxing or shaving. Many have even tended to those extra long nose hairs, another item.

Well, I think shaving/trimming is fine for aesthetic purposes. Dicks can be pretty if they are manicured properly. But a hairless dick is just not for me, though I would never try to take that from people who loved them some bald dick. To me, it just looks prepubescent and it makes the dick look smaller. The area from about the belly button to the thigh looks best, in my opinion, when it has hair that contrasts nicely with the clear skin.

Edit: Also, just wash your dick. It ain't that rough. I would rather wash my dick before I had sex regardless of what the status of my dick hair was. It just feels nasty to put a grimey ass sweaty dick covered in bacteria (cuz you know, the hair being gone doesnt mean the bacteria is gone) into someone's booty.

[Edited 4/22/11 13:57pm]

Spinlight said:

HotGritz said:

You'd be a pedophile if the hairless dick belonged to a minor. Seriously, don't most men realize by now how much body hair stinks and traps bacteria, especially if you're prone to sweating after a few minutes of movement? Being that it's 2011, I thought most guys were doing some sort of waxing or shaving. Many have even tended to those extra long nose hairs, another item.

Well, I think shaving/trimming is fine for aesthetic purposes. Dicks can be pretty if they are manicured properly. But a hairless dick is just not for me, though I would never try to take that from people who loved them some bald dick. To me, it just looks prepubescent and it makes the dick look smaller. The area from about the belly button to the thigh looks best, in my opinion, when it has hair that contrasts nicely with the clear skin.

Edit: Also, just wash your dick. It ain't that rough. I would rather wash my dick before I had sex regardless of what the status of my dick hair was. It just feels nasty to put a grimey ass sweaty dick covered in bacteria (cuz you know, the hair being gone doesnt mean the bacteria is gone) into someone's booty.

[Edited 4/22/11 13:57pm]

TheResistor said:

Spinlight said:

Well, I think shaving/trimming is fine for aesthetic purposes. Dicks can be pretty if they are manicured properly. But a hairless dick is just not for me, though I would never try to take that from people who loved them some bald dick. To me, it just looks prepubescent and it makes the dick look smaller. The area from about the belly button to the thigh looks best, in my opinion, when it has hair that contrasts nicely with the clear skin.

Edit: Also, just wash your dick. It ain't that rough. I would rather wash my dick before I had sex regardless of what the status of my dick hair was. It just feels nasty to put a grimey ass sweaty dick covered in bacteria (cuz you know, the hair being gone doesnt mean the bacteria is gone) into someone's booty.

[Edited 4/22/11 13:57pm]

double

Spinlight said:

HotGritz said:

You'd be a pedophile if the hairless dick belonged to a minor. Seriously, don't most men realize by now how much body hair stinks and traps bacteria, especially if you're prone to sweating after a few minutes of movement? Being that it's 2011, I thought most guys were doing some sort of waxing or shaving. Many have even tended to those extra long nose hairs, another item.

Well, I think shaving/trimming is fine for aesthetic purposes. Dicks can be pretty if they are manicured properly. But a hairless dick is just not for me, though I would never try to take that from people who loved them some bald dick. To me, it just looks prepubescent and it makes the dick look smaller. The area from about the belly button to the thigh looks best, in my opinion, when it has hair that contrasts nicely with the clear skin.

Edit: Also, just wash your dick. It ain't that rough. I would rather wash my dick before I had sex regardless of what the status of my dick hair was. It just feels nasty to put a grimey ass sweaty dick covered in bacteria (cuz you know, the hair being gone doesnt mean the bacteria is gone) into someone's booty.

[Edited 4/22/11 13:57pm]

Get Down with Hunky Jesuses in Dolores Park on Sunday



Wholesome-minded Easter Sundays usually mean brunches, egg hunts and a cloying amount of pastel (for a great roundup of egg hunts for kids around the Bay, check out this list on Red Tricycle). After you're done with all of that (or if you're just allergic to swirly dye and egg casseroles to begin with), walk on the wild side of Easter at a SF institution now in its 32nd year -- the annual Hunky Jesus Contest in Dolores Park. It's presented by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, an awesome order of cross-dressing nuns, and involves a whole lot of steamy resurrected Christs. So continue that mimosa buzz and head over to DoLo Sunday afternoon (the hunky Jesuses come out at 3:30 pm) to revel in the second coming(s).

http://www.7x7.com/arts-culture/get-down-hunky-jesuses-dolores-park-sunday

^^^ Yeah, totally off topic. But I thought it might get more discussion here than in its own thread.

Those guys are whimpish looking.

It's an insult to Jesus when he is portrayed as some scrawny dude in a kimono.

He was a laborer, a carpenter gat dammit! He would have had major biceps and big legs from all that damn walking.

I'm not sure that most guys do any kind of trimming. Certainly a lot more than ten of fifteen years ago. But whenever its discussed amongst my groups of friends most guys still look at you sideways and make some sort of derisive comment about how they "aren't metrosexual", or whatever.

Personally, I trim because I think it looks better and most women seem to appreciate it (along with the aforementioned washing and maybe even a little powder, if you care about such things). But I'm not putting a razor anywhere near my junk. I hate shaving my face, no way I'm going anyplace below my neck with that thing.

HotGritz said:

Those guys are whimpish looking.

It's an insult to Jesus when he is portrayed as some scrawny dude in a kimono.

He was a laborer, a carpenter gat dammit! He would have had major biceps and big legs from all that damn walking.

I was thinkin' the same thing. But dude with the big beard looks like he could have a Jesus vibe goin' on. That or he's just really high.

Well damn. I guess I should have given the Jesuses their own thread.

Cerebus said:

Cerebus said:

Get Down with Hunky Jesuses in Dolores Park on Sunday



Wholesome-minded Easter Sundays usually mean brunches, egg hunts and a cloying amount of pastel (for a great roundup of egg hunts for kids around the Bay, check out this list on Red Tricycle). After you're done with all of that (or if you're just allergic to swirly dye and egg casseroles to begin with), walk on the wild side of Easter at a SF institution now in its 32nd year -- the annual Hunky Jesus Contest in Dolores Park. It's presented by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, an awesome order of cross-dressing nuns, and involves a whole lot of steamy resurrected Christs. So continue that mimosa buzz and head over to DoLo Sunday afternoon (the hunky Jesuses come out at 3:30 pm) to revel in the second coming(s).

http://www.7x7.com/arts-culture/get-down-hunky-jesuses-dolores-park-sunday

I would totally fuck a Jesus, if only to for once in my life call out his name and actually mean it.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Get Down with Hunky Jesuses in Dolores Park on Sunday



Wholesome-minded Easter Sundays usually mean brunches, egg hunts and a cloying amount of pastel (for a great roundup of egg hunts for kids around the Bay, check out this list on Red Tricycle). After you're done with all of that (or if you're just allergic to swirly dye and egg casseroles to begin with), walk on the wild side of Easter at a SF institution now in its 32nd year -- the annual Hunky Jesus Contest in Dolores Park. It's presented by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, an awesome order of cross-dressing nuns, and involves a whole lot of steamy resurrected Christs. So continue that mimosa buzz and head over to DoLo Sunday afternoon (the hunky Jesuses come out at 3:30 pm) to revel in the second coming(s).

http://www.7x7.com/arts-culture/get-down-hunky-jesuses-dolores-park-sunday

I would totally fuck a Jesus, if only to for once in my life call out his name and actually mean it.

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

I would totally fuck a Jesus, if only to for once in my life call out his name and actually mean it.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

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SagsWay2low said:

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SagsWay2low said:

I'll just add a bit of spice to this thread now:

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Timmy84 said:

SagsWay2low said:

I'll just add a bit of spice to this thread now:

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Spinlight said:

HotGritz said:

Hairy dicks =

If I see a dude haired up from top to bottom like an ape i will assume he is gheyyyy... or a featured player in a Geico commercial!

Or he simply doesn't feel the need to acquiesce to the societal norms of people obsessed with youth.

If I wanted to put a hairless dick in my mouth, I'd be a pedophile.

Thank you!

paisleypark4 said:

vainandy said:

That's why you wash that dick.

But as for "looking cleaner or nicer" to you, you weren't born until 1982. By the time you were old enough to start sneaking and finding magazines or porn, the shaved dicks were already dominating. But I was born in 1967 so I snuck and found porn in the 1970s. The men in those magazines looked like grown men and they had extremely hairy dicks and balls. If you could somehow magically force the average men on the street to pull their dicks out, that's how the men in porn looked back then.

I even remember hanging with the boys my age and the time and "comparing dicks". I didn't even get hard because even as a child, I found a child's dick to look sickening. But if those boys' daddies had come in and showed us their dicks, I would have been hard as a rock. Plus, back then, we couldn't wait till we got hair on our dicks. I remember some of us use to wrap toilet paper around the base of our dicks and pretend we had hair around it. Pubic hair was the status of a man and the more you had, the more manly you were.

I was never a dong man myself and never have been...I think that's why I never thought of it as important. The way their feet looked though...oh man I was instantly turned on by a guys feet for no apparent reason...especially if they were big and the guy had a cute face. I started shaving because that's what I saw as desireable in the videos and magazines...even the big built men were shaved..so I started to also...I didnt care.

See what I mean. It's the porn that made shaving look desireable. It wasn't always like that. Damn those sissy ass Chipendale dancers!!!!!