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Five MYTHS about vegans Since the topic rears it's head fairly regularly on here, I figured I'd re-post this great article I just found.
http://www.washingtonpost...story.html
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6. Vegans don't swallow Myth or not? | |
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I remember a few years ago, when I decided to go RAW vegan. Everybody told me that I was nuts and that I would be undernourished and sick.
In reality, I felt more alive than I had ever felt. It was invigerating and I always had energy. After about 2 months of doing it, I realized that if what everyone was saying was true, I should be sick or dying, but instead I was vital and alive.
The only problem was that I couldn't consume enough food on a raw diet. I mean, I needed to lose weight, but I want to aim for 1.5 to 2 pounds a week, but was instead losing about a pound every two days--and this was pigging my face out.
I was drinking RAW vegan chocolate milkshakes every day without guilt. THe difference between a RAW vegan chocolate shake and a real milk shake is that a RAW vegan chocolate shake loads you up with nutrients.
The recipe:
In a blender: 1 frozen banana chopped up into little pieces 1 teaspoon of cocoa powder (Raw preferably) 1/4 cup--just a small amount of coconut water vanilla (to taste)
blend. You'll end up with the most delicious chocolate shake ever.
It's a myth that veganism limits your taste options to the point of being unsatisfactory--it doesn't.
You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets! I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething Jesus weeps | |
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/\ That sounds delicious.
I like to mix up almond milk with a scoop of hemp milk coconut lime ice cream and throw in a shitload of fresh fruit, strawberries, pineapple, mango, peach, etc - throw it all in the blender and it's delicious!
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I agree that when you open your palate you find some of the most healthy and delicious things. Becoming vegan will force you to do this. LOVE HARD. | |
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7. All vegan women have saggy tits and hairy legs.
Myth. ...not all. | |
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johnart said:
7. All vegan women have saggy tits and hairy legs.
Myth. ...not all. So you are basically saying A vegan woman would never need to swallow because shes so unattractive she's probably still a virgin? | |
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Oh, God, no. Show me a saggy-titted, hairy-legged wretch of a woman and I'll show you a hundred straight men ready to bang her despite it all. | |
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I don't get it. So will a a saggy-titted, hairy-legged wretch of a vegan woman bang a hundred men or swallow them?
You people are so confusing. "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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These things are linked. Starvation causes the body to release adrenaline - which can cause you to feel energetic to the point of euphoria.
It's all fun and games - until you burn out your adrenal glands. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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i was inspired by you actually. i went raw for about half a month. it was awesome currently im just a lacto vegetarian | |
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Ain't that the sad truth.
I mean, different strokes and yay for them and all that jazz! | |
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Now, that's just stereotyping.
Why does she have to be a virgin. She could be a lesbian. | |
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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said:
same thing | |
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should we pole all lesbians now just to c if they r virgins????
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physco185 said:
should we pole all lesbians now just to c if they r virgins????
If you "pole" them, they definitely won't be virgins. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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My only issue with vegans is that they refuse to eat cheese or drink milk
that's ridiculous... | |
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Or lesbians.
=0P Brace yourself
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I'm Hispanic.
It's against our genetic makeup to be a vegan.
Without deep-fried animal protein, I think that my DNA would de-evolve into that of a salamander or something. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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im hispanic and semi vegan. its really not that hard. | |
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Ditto: my heritage also demands that I feed it animal protein...[Pilipino, German, Spanish, French]..I know, it's a cop out , but I really do become dangerously anemic (sic?) .... [Edited 4/22/11 10:40am] | |
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I'm sorry...but if you don't have some chicharrón lurking in your bloodstream, then you are no longer a Hispanic.
Hand in your Spic card please. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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lol im pre hispanic now! i resort to the food that my ancestors ate before dominated by the spanish! | |
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Uhm...then you'd be enjoying some good old fashioned Cuy (Guinea Pig) and Guajolote (turkey) along with the fish, snails, grubs, beetles and mosquito eggs.
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errr...uh...*handing over spic card to you* however i am willing in the future to try insects they are much healthier than meat. | |
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Do vegans take supplements like creatine? MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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ms whistle's a vegan. this thread is funny. the only thing i can tell you is that it's a drag going out for dinner with her and watching the wait staff deal with her fussy orders. makes me want to hide under the table every time. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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I'm writing a thesis on how meat consumption facilitated the enlargement of human brains throughout the course of human evolution. I hope the person who will mark it is not vegan | |
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If you attend a major university in the United States, your thesis will probably be considered hate speech. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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