kewlschool said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

*quietly petting her two parakeets*

And by "parakeets" she means bodacious tatas.

Oh you.

*puts bra back on*

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

*quietly petting her two parakeets*

Years ago, I had two doves thinking they were nice clean "exotic" pets that couldn't make a mess since they were in a cage. Boy, was I wrong. They shit from one end of that damn cage to the other. Honey, they could shit piles. And when I would come home from work every day, white feathers would be all over the floor around the cage.

I sat there and watched them a few times. It looked like they were fighting. The male would start out behind the female going up and down and cooing. She would ignore him. Then, he'd get on top of her back like he was going to fuck her and she'd fight him off. I always thought I had a male and a female until I saw a documentary that you could tell their sex by looking at their feet. As it turned out, both of them were males. Honey, that damn small dove must have felt like he was in a prison rape being locked up in a cage with another bird trying to fuck him all the time.

I finally had to get rid of those motherfuckers because they made too much of a mess.

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[Edited 4/19/11 7:58am]

vainandy said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

*quietly petting her two parakeets*

Years ago, I had two doves thinking they were nice clean "exotic" pets that couldn't make a mess since they were in a cage. Boy, was I wrong. They shit from one end of that damn cage to the other. Honey, they could shit piles. And when I would come home from work every day, white feathers would be all over the floor around the cage.

I sat there and watched them a few times. It looked like they were fighting. The male would start out behind the female going up and down and cooing. She would ignore him. Then, he'd get on top of her back like he was going to fuck her and she'd fight him off. I always thought I had a male and a female until I saw a documentary that you could tell their sex by looking at their feet. As it turned out, both of them were males. Honey, that damn small dove must have felt like he was in a prison rape being locked up in a cage with another bird trying to fuck him all the time.

I finally had to get rid of those motherfuckers because they made too much of a mess.

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[Edited 4/19/11 7:58am]

Oh Lordy. Well, my birds make messes too. I'm always sweeping bird seed and feathers and poop! I don't know HOW they get it on the walls, but they do. I know how the seed and feathers get on the floor. These fools LOVE to flap their wings hard and watch it fly. And I guess it's funny to them when I fuss and mutter with the broom. I think they do it on purpose. I've got seed in my printer, on my WACOM tablets, and even in my old poetry books!

My two birds are brothers, on top of their messes. I got them last October, so they're about maybe a year old. (Assuming they were 8 months old at the time I got 'em.) They cut up like humans. Screaming matches, chasing each other, invading personal space with games like "I'm in your ear but I ain't touching you!", and "beak clicking". Oh my goodness, it's like being a mother of two small kids. I've actually had to flick the lights to stop fights.

I love them, though. When they aren't being jerks to one another, they're just as sweet as ever. They feed one another and preen for hours.

On a side note--my dad's last gf had a small white dog. She LOVED to kiss her "mommy" but I wouldn't let her lick my face. O_o I have sensitive skin and who knows where she's been licking or eating. I let her do it ONE time and that was enough for me. Dog breath truly stands up to its name...whoooo!!!

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LadyLuvSexxy said:

kewlschool said:

And by "parakeets" she means bodacious tatas.

Oh you.

*puts bra back on*

my dog like licking his penis skin till he gags

the vet said all that licking cause him to get a yeast growth

kiasheri said:

even davetherave???

I like dogs but all of them are gross.