A man walks up to a woman in his office each day,
stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of
air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer,
and goes to Human Resources.


Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the
coworker does, and that she wants to file a sexual
harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget"

Smelling very very cheddery that joke but utterly hilarious all the same! lmao! Lol!

This is a joke my six year old made up:


Why did the frog climb the ladder?

Because he wanted 2 eat a hotdog, but the bird ate him!

I know this makes absolutely no sense, but it made me laugh so fucking hard!

June7 said:

cute!

Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks his father.
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?', I said 6", replied Billy.
"But that's right!" says Dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?".
"What's the fucking difference?" asks Dad.
"That's what I said!"

Joke my kid made up...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get married!!!

This is followed by tons of laughter...makes me laugh every time.

not a joke exactly..but...

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

rio said:

LMAO !!! : D

June7 said:

I love things like this...

What goes 'Zub zub zub'?

A bee flying backwards.

OK.

There was once a young man (me) who was dating a girl named Wendy. Come valentines day (today) he wanted to get her a very special present. So he decided to get her name tattooed on his penis for her. He steps into the parlour and puts his old man on the table. The tattoo guy starts writing her name and it was more painful than the boy thought, so he kept slipping in and out of consciousness.

When he wakes up he realises to his horror that only the first two letters were on it ‘WE’.
“Huh, this is no damn good!” he said. The tattoo artist replied “It’s fine, It’s just flaccid. Once your erect it will read WENDY.”

Amazingly enough it worked, so that night the boy invited the beautiful Wendy out to dinner. They were chatting and being very romantic. It started to get late and they had both nearly finished desert so the boy thought ‘I got to show her’.

He got a little nerves and needed to go to the toilet. He excused himself and promised her that when he gets back she could see her present. A minute later he was stood at the urinal having a wee when something unusual happened. His all time hero ‘Prince’ walked into the same public rest room, unzipped and took a wee in the bird bath next to the boy. In a moment of weakness the boy peeped over and to his horror Prince also had the letter ‘WE’ tattooed on his dick.

‘Wow’ the boy said. He looked up at Prince and asked “Does yours say WENDY as well’

Prince burst out laughing and said “No, it says WELCOME TO MINNEAPOLIS HAVE A NICE DAY”