Those mob wives are tore up from the floor up!

Just saw this week's Braxton Family Values with the girls in Russia . I love these chicks.

For the record, Tamar's husband deserves the Saint of the Millenium Award; how he puts up with such an unfocused spoiled brat of a wife is beyond me. Every time he gives her the side eye I give him the . Too many wimpy ass husbands with shrew wives on these shows. Most of the time I look at these dudes and wonder if their chicks keep their testicles in the kitchen pantry (ummm, Vicki from OC Housewives comes to mind). I was cracking up when she whining about how long it's taking to start her ablum & he point blank asked her to sing something she wrote. Silly brat just drew a blank stare in shock

Ottensen said:

Sometimes I like reading episode recaps. Here's one for this week's Mob Wives. Is it me, or does Renee need to be on mood meds? She's always screaming and in anguish. Poor thing gives and entirely new meaning to drama queen. She should be friends with Nene Leakes

This week’s episode was all about Renee Graziano because she is the best part of the show! Renee Graziano is so stressed out about her ex-husband Junior getting arrested that she’s talking about herself in the third person again. “Renee needs a drink,” Ms. Graziano says, and that she does.

Renee heads out to the bar for some patron shots. Although Junior got busted, he’s only going to serve 18 months and he won’t be locked up for years. Renee could go drinking because she’s stressed that her ex is going to jail OR she could drink because he won’t be locked up for years. It depends on whether or not you’re one of those shot glass half full or half empty folks.

Drita D’avanzo goes for a walk with Carla Facciolo and she says that she doesn’t feel right about threatening Renee at Carla’s birthday party. Drita texts Renee: “Sorry about what happened. Do you wanna do dinner?”

When Renee gets Drita’s text, she texts Renee back and says that dinner is a good idea. Gandhi and future sh!t talker via the explosive book she’s writing,Karen Gravano stops by Drita’s house and tells Drita that Renee is having a party that Drita isn’t invited to.

Karen is then seen at Renee’s house where she asks Renee if she’s upset with Drita for saying that she will ring Renee’s “stupid twat neck.” This was news to Renee, who claimed that she was too drunk to hear what Drita was saying during their fight at Carla’s party. Renee decides to back out of dinner and leaves a voicemail for Drita to let her know that she won’t be disrespected.

Renee, now all worked up, figured that it was the opportune time to talk about Drita’s incarcerated husband, Lee. Renee claims that Lee was “pulling money outta walls” which means that he isn’t a real bank robber! I agree. “Bank robber” is synonymous with guns, disguises, notes, alarms and surveillance cameras, not slick behind the scenes sh!t. Renee also screams “You wanna play mafia wars? I WIN BITCH!” Renee needs to chill, but she is so ride or die when it comes to the mob.

Back at Carla’s house, her young son and daughter are wrestling on the floor and her son Joseph calls his sister a cunt. Am I an a*shole for finding this funny? I’m just truth telling. Carla says that her kids don’t listen to her. Joseph tells his “mutha” to shut her mouth. Carla seems exhausted! Being a single parent is clearly not for her.

Back at Drita’s house, she’s getting ready for dinner with Renee, except this time she doesn’t look like a $5 hooker. After Drita discovers that Renee canceled, she and Carla go out for drinks where Drita once again talks about her temper like it’s her best quality. “I will snap. Anybody that talks like that, it’s not happening.” We get it.

Carla says that she doesn’t like watching her friends fight “because it’s retahded.”

Renee is now wearing another top that looks like a bedspread and her psychic party is going down. Renee takes a shot and almost chokes on it, like she hasn't ever tasted alcohol before, lol. Renee says that she wants to get her psychic reading in front of all of her friends, and, like during her confrontation with Karen on the first episode, Renee’s hand is uncontrollably shaking again as she smokes and listens to her reading. Renee determines that she needs to break away from her ex-husband’s lifestyle and she needs to make amends with Drita.

Renee: “The way that gangsters work it out is they have a sit down.” Drita and Renee meet up and Drita apologizes, which she says that she rarely does. They're mafia friends again!

Next, Renee and Karen go drinking. A guy approaches Karen and tells her that he has pictures of his penis and has “sex written all over me.” Renee tells him to go away and he tells her “F*ck you!” Renee says “F*ck me? You wish you could.” The drunk douchebag replies, “Maybe if you lost 30 pounds” and Renee has had enough.

Renee calls up her ex-husband Junior because she says she demands respect and therefore “Motherf*cker you’re about to lose your teeth!”

Junior arrives to the restaurant and he says God knows what to the drunken jerkoff because the drunk a-hole went from insulting Renee to suddenly apologizing to her! Snaps. Renee is basking in her victory or whatever? She says that it feels good to be her right now and the mob lifestyle is all about “love, respect, honesty, trusting” and she adds that her ex-husband “still loves [her].” Karen tells Renee that she has to give her props for being able to still call up her ex for backup.

As much as I hate to admit it, I love Renee's take no sh*t NY attitude, but I hate her trumped-up annoying drama she creates.

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Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

Why is Renee so upset about her ex-husband's bust and scrambling for bail and lawyers when he's got a girlfriend he lives with??? Let that heffa worry bout that fool.

GIRL.

That's one of them nevaletgo kinda exes.

In this week's episode Junior not only makes bail, but comes around to a bar to protect her honor from some dude that insults her and Karen while they're having cocktails:

"JOOOO-NIA!

You might wanna come ovah heah because thay-ahs somebody tawkin' outta his face ta me! "

Steaming pile of hot messedness, Chile.

True "Stattin ahlen" accent

Elgin Charles finnta be on Wendy right now.

2elijah said:

Ottensen said:

Sometimes I like reading episode recaps. Here's one for this week's Mob Wives. Is it me, or does Renee need to be on mood meds? She's always screaming and in anguish. Poor thing gives and entirely new meaning to drama queen. She should be friends with Nene Leakes

As much as I hate to admit it, I love Renee's take no sh*t NY attitude, but I hate her trumped-up annoying drama she creates.

[Edited 5/11/11 8:17am]

Have you noticed that Sammy the Bull's daughetr seems to be doing alot of going back and forth to report what they all say about each other when another one's not present? I'm trying to figure out if she's just a natural shit starter, or---if she's doing this to have juicier tidbits to add to the book she's writing

I sure hope Sheree ain't crawling back to Bob after whining about him not paying her the money and neglecting their kids.

SCNDLS said:

Elgin Charles finnta be on Wendy right now.

...why do I find myself wanting him to do my hair-ruh?

2elijah said:

Ottensen said:

GIRL.

That's one of them nevaletgo kinda exes.

In this week's episode Junior not only makes bail, but comes around to a bar to protect her honor from some dude that insults her and Karen while they're having cocktails:

"JOOOO-NIA!

You might wanna come ovah heah because thay-ahs somebody tawkin' outta his face ta me! "

Steaming pile of hot messedness, Chile.

True "Stattin ahlen" accent

If for nothing else, this show is worth watching just for the accents alone.

Ottensen said:

2elijah said:

True "Stattin ahlen" accent

If for nothing else, this show is worth watching just for the accents alone.

And Drita's rough ass voice To be such a cute lil thing her voice sound like a straight dude

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

If for nothing else, this show is worth watching just for the accents alone.

And Drita's rough ass voice To be such a cute lil thing her voice sound like a straight dude

Drita sound like The Hulk.

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

And Drita's rough ass voice To be such a cute lil thing her voice sound like a straight dude

Drita sound like The Hulk.

She already told you she be "turning" when she get mad, buttons be a-poppin!

The look AWESOME in these pics

I hope he's not taking HER back! She basically called him a dead beat dad, he called her fake and supposedly the settle money is just trickling in. Unless this man has other lucrative sources of income or celebrity contacts, I can't imagine why Sheree would be so chummy with him. Unless he is missing that booty and enhanced boobage, I can't imagine why Bob would be so chummy with her. Buncha misfits.

SCNDLS said:

I sure hope Sheree ain't crawling back to Bob after whining about him not paying her the money and neglecting their kids.

And who this triflin' heffa in Elgin's chair who's getting divorced, pregnant by another dude, and walking around Mariah Carey swole in a see-thru, mesh top??? This how we rollin' in Beverly Hills???

And why Sean a certifiable fool with his bootleg Barry White ass???

And poor Lolita got her face sho nuf cracked.

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SCNDLS said:

And who this triflin' heffa in Elgin's chair who's getting divorced, pregnant by another dude, and walking around Mariah Carey swole in a see-thru, mesh top??? This how we rollin' in Beverly Hills???

And why Sean a certifiable fool with his bootleg Barry White ass???

And poor Lolita got her face sho nuf cracked.

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Chile...Elgin's shop is on Santa Monica blvd and he's not too far from West Hollywood. There is all manner of trollishness and hoodrattikuns round his area. I just laugh when he tries to make it seem like his shop is so damn upscale.

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

And who this triflin' heffa in Elgin's chair who's getting divorced, pregnant by another dude, and walking around Mariah Carey swole in a see-thru, mesh top??? This how we rollin' in Beverly Hills???

And why Sean a certifiable fool with his bootleg Barry White ass???

And poor Lolita got her face sho nuf cracked.

[Edited 5/11/11 14:42pm]

Chile...Elgin's shop is on Santa Monica blvd and he's not too far from West Hollywood. There is all manner of trollishness and hoodrattikuns round his area. I just laugh when he tries to make it seem like his shop is so damn upscale.

Ummm, that ain't Beverly Hills

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

Chile...Elgin's shop is on Santa Monica blvd and he's not too far from West Hollywood. There is all manner of trollishness and hoodrattikuns round his area. I just laugh when he tries to make it seem like his shop is so damn upscale.

Ummm, that ain't Beverly Hills

Its like when folk who live in Inglewood say they live in LA. Well, they kinda do but they mostly don't.

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

Ummm, that ain't Beverly Hills

Its like when folk who live in Inglewood say they live in LA. Well, they kinda do but they mostly don't.

Reminds me of Jackie Brown where Ordell told Sharonda that Compton was Hollywood cuz "to her dumb country ass Compton is Hollywood."

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

Its like when folk who live in Inglewood say they live in LA. Well, they kinda do but they mostly don't.

Reminds me of Jackie Brown where Ordell told Sharonda that Compton was Hollywood cuz "to her dumb country ass Compton is Hollywood."

Right!!! Straight hilarity!

Ok, to thread back pedal a little bit, did you see that ep of BHF when Elgin took the style team to Miami for that hair show? I bout puked at that beat up looking wrestler that Sean got set on a blind date with (glad he got his free shopping on though); I bout died when those trannies tried to taser Sean (foolishness), and I bout said when Elgin's team won. Chile please, they didn't do shit except fan themselves on stage.

My fav ep so far.

HotGritz said:

Ok, to thread back pedal a little bit, did you see that ep of BHF when Elgin took the style team to Miami for that hair show? I bout puked at that beat up looking wrestler that Sean got set on a blind date with (glad he got his free shopping on though); I bout died when those trannies tried to taser Sean (foolishness), and I bout said when Elgin's team won. Chile please, they didn't do shit except fan themselves on stage.

My fav ep so far.

That's the ONLY ep I haven't seent and they haven't reaired it. Doesn vh1 have all their shows online?

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

Ok, to thread back pedal a little bit, did you see that ep of BHF when Elgin took the style team to Miami for that hair show? I bout puked at that beat up looking wrestler that Sean got set on a blind date with (glad he got his free shopping on though); I bout died when those trannies tried to taser Sean (foolishness), and I bout said when Elgin's team won. Chile please, they didn't do shit except fan themselves on stage.

My fav ep so far.

That's the ONLY ep I haven't seent and they haven't reaired it. Doesn vh1 have all their shows online?

They're supposed to have all shows online. I think there may even be a link to the show from Elgin's website. One thing though, VH1 doesn't always make available every episode. They're kinda messing up in that regard.

It was nice while it lasted. Let's see how this shakes out

Bethenny Frankel Sued by Ex-Manager for $100 Million

Reality star turned liquor mogul Bethenny Frankel has been sued by her ex-managers, who claim they helped broker her pairing with the lucrative Skinnygirl cocktail brand and were cut out of the rich deal that followed.

Los Angeles-based Raw Talent sued the "Real Housewives of New York" and "Bethenny Ever After" star today in L.A. Superior Court. Raw co-president Doug Wald alleges he met Frankel in May 2008, as she was appearing on "Real Housewives," and she expressed interest in launching her own unscripted series. He says he then helped introduce her to some agents at APA that specialize in repping reality stars.

According to the complaint, Frankel signed with APA on August 7, 2008 and also agreed orally that day to retain Wald as her personal manager and pay Raw 10 percent of her earnings (she allegedly confirmed the relationship in an email sent the next day).

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Wald says Frankel specifically sought out his advice because she thought the Skinnygirl cocktail was underexploited and he could help her make some money from it.

"She expressly represented that any agreement relating to the exploitation of the Skinnygirl Cocktail Brand would be commissionable under their management agreement," the complaint says.

Wald says he then helped Frankel hook up with liquor industry veteran David Kanbar, who put together a business plan for a company that would buy the brand, use Frankel's celebrity to help market it, and sell it in two years for a hefty profit.

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But Raw Talent says Frankel fired Wald in November 2008, days before signing her deal to develop and market Skinnygirl.

The brand has become a huge success. Seventeen months after Frankel and Kanbar went into business together, they sold the company in March in what The Hollywood Reporter called a $120 million deal.

Raw Talent now says it's owed 10% of that deal, or an estimated $12 million. Plus the company wants $100 million in punitive damages to make an example out of Frankel.

"Notwithstanding her clear and unambiguous agreement and obligation to pay Raw Talent its 10% commission, Frankel now refuses," the lawsuit says.

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A rep for Frankel has yet to comment.

The suit, filed by well-known showbiz litigator Bryan Freedman and Joshua Blum, alleges causes of action for fraud, breach of oral contract and other counts.

I'm watching Sunday RHOC and I swear Vicki is REALLY unbalanced. She has no impulse control and her eyes are always looking crazy. Where do they get these broads???

Dying @ Slade's mom basically calling him a bloodsucking deadbeat

What the fuck was Alexis doing in that photo shoot? Why she fucking the wall???

And why all these bitches wanna be in a photo shoot? Is that the pseudo rich folks way of showing they've arrived?

Fuck these chicks, bring back Jersey!

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SCNDLS said:

The look AWESOME in these pics

Aww supercute.com

Love these pics.

SCNDLS said:

The look AWESOME in these pics

me likes.............

SCNDLS said:

The look AWESOME in these pics

I just noticed Toni is rocking the green version of the YSL pumps I have in blue. Damn she got good taste!

^ Those are super cute. What shade of blue?...Electric blue would be too hot

lavender1983 said:

^ Those are super cute. What shade of blue?...Electric blue would be too hot

Yep! They're much more vivid in person and super comfy.

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