Exactly. She cracks me up too. Her mouth is almost as big as Nene's
The thing about Tamar that irks me is all her whining and wanting everybody else to make magic happen for her. She shoulda been milking them contacts she's made through her sister and her husband for EVERYTHING they're worth: from producers to musicians to songwriters , A&R, venues, creative staff, all of it.
Hell, she shoulda been contributing to her sister's albums as a songwriter so she could rack up some checks and production points and get some industry cred: that's one thing I have to give Solange Knowles that Tamar needs to observe. Since the Destiny's Child days that heffa was smart enough to make sure she's included in at least one song on all her sister's wreckas as a writer. In the meantime when her sista ain't working she uses her experience writing for DC and Beyonce to write for other lil unknown artists, but it's a check all the same and when Solange Knowles can call people on the phone & get who she wants on the line cause she's built up industry cred behind the scenes. Tamar needs to take a damn note or two from Solange and go sist down somewhere and work on her craft as an artist. It ain't just about gettin' up on the lead mike and droppin' it like it's hot- you gotta pay dues.
About Tamar's pregnant husband: that's an interesting theory! But you know what? Yesterday I was just reading an old ass article from Essence from one of the male contributors: his topic was about how he had an easier time finding relationships as a fat man, and how chaotic romance attempts became after he lost weight; he said his experience was that as a big man, he attracted women who trusted that he wouldn't stray because of their perceived view of his self-esteem. Being that they thought he was affair-proof and consequently more truthful and homebody-ish, they always wanted to get him settled down into a nice, secure domestic relationship, because they deemed his portliness to make him more faithful, loving, and a good provider. In this stage he said he also atrracted ladies who loved to cook.
Conversely, once he lost 200 pounds and became what the girls refer to as a "fine" brotha, he didn't see a surge or slump in attracting a certain number of women vs. a huge change in the type of woman he attracted. Apparently suddenly he was a magnet for women with trust issues, who expected him to cheat (because they perceived him as being someone who would stray because he would have more temptaion). The women now played mind games to get or keep his attention, were more flightly, more aggressive in their gold-digging tendencies, and the only thing they knew how to make were reservations
I've had one boyfriend whose weight moved up and down (he was worse than a damned girl with his weight obsessions!) When he was heavier I always thought he was cuddly and didn't mind it. Maybe it just depends on the girl and what her priorities are. | |
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Aaah, okay!
I was watching her mouth off and I was thinking "girl, after your father ratted out all those people and messed with their money, this might be dangerous to your health | |
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Girl, don't get me started on how simple these younger chicks are: GOOD LAWD.
What about that Emily who's been with Fabulous for 8 ears and nobody knows because he refuses to claim her publicly??????
In last week's episode she was having a convo with somebody- I think it was about him constantlybeing photographed with a side piece that went something to the effect of
"well until some otha bitch come up in this house and tell me she's with Fab, I'm okay!"
and all that whining...."I don't want to give up on him"
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I watched the second episode of the Braxtons last night
-Eveylyn's blackberry dumplings just looked naaaaaaasty
-I can understand why Trina is such a mess. Her husband looks shady and he's a scrub.
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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I'm finally watching these Braxton heffas. First, I love me some Toni cuz she really is down to earth. I appreciate her getting her hustle on despite her heart ailment AND lupus. Ooooooh weeee that Tamar got a mouf on her. I'm loving her hubby tho cuz he checkin' that heffa wit no mercy. But does Tamar gotta lift that gut to get to his willie?
I'm now watching ep 2 under the influence of Ketel One Citroen (yeah, I know it's 2 in the afternoon but I works from home and got it like that.
Oh and why the ALL got fucked up wigs??? C'mon bitches amp yo game up.
And you know who Tamar need as her manager??? Kris Kardashian cuz that bitch would tell her how to secure that deal from her hubby. Kris' pimp hand is SKRONG!!!! [Edited 4/21/11 12:25pm] | |
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I know this ain't in the reality show category but my reality peeps is here so let's chop this up. . . Ummmm, how come ya'll ain't tell me that Malinda and D-Nice got divorced????
April 19, 2011. Now y'all should already know by now . . . Malinda Williams is OUR BESTIE IN OUR HEAD. So when somebody DOES HER WRONG . . . . . #in our Celie voice# . . . AIN'T NOTHING GOOD GONNA COME TO THEM.
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I'm starting to think Alex is blind, dumb and retarded when it comes to her freak of a husband Simon. Why is everything they do such a farce of a production???
And that Ramona . . . Goodness she's a wackadoo. You don't even like Kelly so why would you be upset that she's not coming to your thing??
And what's with her inability to walk down a freakin' runway without looking like the bride of Frankenstein. That bitch crazy
Speaking of frankenstein . . . who here thinks Alex can actually make it as a model??? Who are these people hiring them??? And in what universe is she 36??? [Edited 4/21/11 19:49pm] | |
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Yeah I had been read somewhere that they had gotten a divorce after being married for 2 seconds. I remember those photos in Essence too, it was all over the Essence website. Just comes to show, everything isn't what it seems. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Ramona should be banned from runways. They probably did that mess on purpose because they knew she was going to be a hot mess with those bulging eye balls. I think they paying her extra to do that mess on purpose.
Yeah Alex looks more like 43....but I thought she said last week she was 38?
I'm still kind of confused as to why Ramona was rushing to make a spot for Kelly at some event they had in the first episode of this season when she didn't invite her and assumed that Kelly came anyway not even thinking that perhaps someone else may have invited her? Ramona need to get over herself. And Jill needs to get over herself too because she's nothing but an attention whore.
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I am cramped up like a muhfugga and I'm in major bitch mode! I hate everything and everyone right now but I love everything and everyone. So scuse my posts cuz they're bout to sound more
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I thought D-Nice and Melinda were still engaged. Didn't even know they were married. He's a lifetime ho so Malinda shoulda known better. IMO she could have snagged a bigger fish than his ass anyway. D-Nice look like a reject from New Edition or an extra on the Martin show.
Ramona is semi-psychotic and I love to hate her nad hate to lvoe her. She's like those baboons at the zoo. They come off crazy as hell but we've all been taught how incredibly smart and semi-violent they can be so the crazy comes with the package. She got them cow eyes which disturb me. I would not blame her husband one bit for cheating on her. In fact, it ought to be a law to step out on this heffa.
Kelly is retarded and you all know it.
Alex aint no kinds of cute not even by model standards. I'm tired of her talking about her "good genes" when what she really means is good jeans. Her eyes are very close together...almost chimpanzeeish. And she got that Natalie Nunn jaw. Simon is probably on Czechoslovakia's (sp) most wanted list because he looks to be the type to violate little girls and prostitutes.
Am I the only one who thinks the Countesses' ole man is just with her for money and publicity? Maybe a green card? Something is off about him. Hell, something is off about her.
Sonja working my last nerve. Attention whore in need of a weave. Why my jewish sistahs always gotta have crossed eyes? WTF?
Kelly is still retarded and I can't stress that enough.
I stopped watching Bethenney's show. She is beginning to irritate me. Her man still fine as fuck tho...I wanna ride!!! Her baby looks malnourished and slow.
Is Sheree still broke? I had a dream she was living out of a U-Haul.
All them Braxton sisters got the most busted n broke ass ghetto weave/lace fronts I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!!! I mean DAYUM! Are these chicks going to the Korean Beauty supply in the hood and getting the $9.99 pack of hair or what? Tamar is the only one who is rocking decent hair but she fucks that up by wearing 10 punds of makeup!!!
That's all.
Yo SCNDLS! I'm working from home too sistah!
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Look at this shit herre. Props to B for working her hustle but this shit is sheer madness to me.
Any other day, her animated tangent about frugality might have seemed unremarkable, but this week Frankel was celebrating the acquisition of her Skinnygirl cocktail line (featuring a 100-calorie margarita) by the world's fourth-largest spirits company, Fortune Brands' Beam Global -- which distributes the likes of Jim Beam bourbon and Sauza tequila -- for a price tag insiders have placed at $120 million. It's a feat never before seen in the spirits marketplace by a single celebrity (typically, the transactions are pure endorsement deals), unless you count Ciroc's nearly $100 million deal to bring on Sean "Diddy" Combs as part-owner of its premium vodka for promotional value.
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I saw the preview for the new season of Real Housewives of Jersey: they seem be headed down the night time soap opera route a la 1980's; centered on family dysfunction in very large mansions with nice vacations (a lá Dallas, Knots Landing or Falcon Crest). It's all very retro and clichè, but should be entertaining if you can get past the lack of general home training & etiquette of the cast.
Notice I didn't compare these jokers to Dynasty, that privilege will only be held by the Beverly Hills Housewives cuz they have Lisa Van Der Pump, Giggy, and Villa Blanca
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April 25, 2011. Now y'all already KNOW tat Tami Roman from Basketball Wives is our girl. Well this weekend the girls were in Miami filming the new season. One of the new girls apparently started talking out the side of her NECK towards Tami.
Royce's face is priceless!!!
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Dwight Howard won a $500,000 judgment against his baby mama in the state of Florida for talking smack about him -- but she hasn't paid up, so he's going after her in California. | |
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Chile, Kim goes in on Evelyn HARD!
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Something that made me HOLLA in laughter:
Alexis from OC defining the word "couture"
"My goal is to make a COR-TOR dress line. COR-TOR is . . . a term . . . put on a design . . . a a dress . . . if it's . . . I guess . . . Super . . . rich."
When she took scissors to that dress I was like
These fools are some FOOLS!!! [Edited 4/25/11 12:12pm] | |
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When she said that....a group of deceased and highly revered french designers turned in their graves.
And her comment about the difference between a loan modification and a foreclosure were equally stupid.
Bitch, you can't dress, you can't design and your mortgage was so high that you almost lost your home!
Her husband still cute tho. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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And that's just the clothes! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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oh snap!
Whoever said 2nd and 3rd wives were more expensive wasn't kidding one bit. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Just seen "The Mob Wives" all I can say is GGGGAAAATTTTDDDDAAAMMMNNN!!!!! I'm definitely going to keep watching this one. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Okay yeah I'm late on the whole "Love and Hip Hop" show, but omg what are these women thinking? Are they this desperate? Like the girl that asked Jim Jones to marry her...that fool looked so uninterested when she proposed to him it wasn't even funny. And the girl is pretty, she got a nice smile and all, but it was clear when he didn't give her a true answer on her proposal that he's clearly not ready to get married to her. Then when they talked about it the next day...he showed more proof. She wants to set a date, get plans rolling on the marriage and his response? "Oh you don't need to be doing all of that right now"...umm why the fuck not if you claimed you told ole girl yes? He's full of shit and she's wasting her time on his raggedy ass and his hood rat mother. SMH.
As far as Fabololus' baby mama..hmm don't know what to think of her. Is she naive? Is she clueless? Crazy in love? Well he sure not there. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Is that Evilyn looking on? @Royce Don't laugh at my funk
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Well, alright then! And I'm in Bermuda, sangin' doo-wop-pop-pop!!!
I love that Tamar's hubby ain't indulging her ass. He's keepin' it 100.
When it comes to the music, it's already bad, because you don't LISTEN! And that's the truth dot com. (who told them that shit was cute?)
She zipped up real quick. [Edited 4/26/11 12:41pm] | |
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Just saw the Braxtons: Tamar is lazy, clueless about music business hustle, but gives the best one liners in the history of reality television next to Bethenny Frankel. She's so over the top, she'll get a spin-off: watch and mark my words
Watching the mob chicks later after I got some work done---did the clips from last week show Drita strangling somebody??? Good lawd. | |
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