I hear people saying, dude was married and im like, i saw dude going in the house with some other chick who has his and her car parked their all day....they never go out, but then on the weekends, he' out with his wife......i must have it wrong...what is marriage?????

Marriage is an invention by men used to control and subdue women.

Marriage is the joining of two souls in eternal bliss and cohabitation

Marriage is what a woman gets when she hollers "I'm pregnant!"

Marriage is a financial compromise

Marriage is an institution invented to protect and benefit children

Marriage is a bunch of worthless tax credits

Marriage is modern day slavery

Marriage is holy matrimony meant to bring us closer to God

Marriage is legalized prostitution

Marriage is that thing that rids a man of half his dough and a woman of half her youth

Marriage is that shit that str8 folk have and gay folk want

Marriage is sacrifice

Marriage is hell

Marriage is heaven

Marriage is what our great grandparents had and our parents didn't appreciate

marriage is just a piece of paper

marriage is more than a piece of paper

Marriage is.....obsolete for those that don't know any better.

tada!!!!!!!!!!! happy now?

tell dude he's a slut and he needs his ass whupped!

HotGritz said:

Marriage is an invention by men used to control and subdue women.

Marriage is the joining of two souls in eternal bliss and cohabitation

Marriage is what a woman gets when she hollers "I'm pregnant!"

Marriage is a financial compromise

Marriage is an institution invented to protect and benefit children

Marriage is a bunch of worthless tax credits

Marriage is modern day slavery

Marriage is holy matrimony meant to bring us closer to God

Marriage is legalized prostitution

Marriage is that thing that rids a man of half his dough and a woman of half her youth

Marriage is that shit that str8 folk have and gay folk want

Marriage is sacrifice

Marriage is hell

Marriage is heaven

Marriage is what our great grandparents had and our parents didn't appreciate

marriage is just a piece of paper

marriage is more than a piece of paper

Marriage is.....obsolete for those that don't know any better.

tada!!!!!!!!!!! happy now?

tell dude he's a slut and he needs his ass whupped!

Well that backfired.

FauxReal said:

HotGritz said:

Marriage is an invention by men used to control and subdue women.

Marriage is the joining of two souls in eternal bliss and cohabitation

Marriage is what a woman gets when she hollers "I'm pregnant!"

Marriage is a financial compromise

Marriage is an institution invented to protect and benefit children

Marriage is a bunch of worthless tax credits

Marriage is modern day slavery

Marriage is holy matrimony meant to bring us closer to God

Marriage is legalized prostitution

Marriage is that thing that rids a man of half his dough and a woman of half her youth

Marriage is that shit that str8 folk have and gay folk want

Marriage is sacrifice

Marriage is hell

Marriage is heaven

Marriage is what our great grandparents had and our parents didn't appreciate

marriage is just a piece of paper

marriage is more than a piece of paper

Marriage is.....obsolete for those that don't know any better.

tada!!!!!!!!!!! happy now?

tell dude he's a slut and he needs his ass whupped!

Well that backfired.

depends on where you live

HotGritz said:

FauxReal said:

Well that backfired.

depends on where you live

True.

marriage?

marriage is the joinin of two things

for the greater good of the whole.

marriage?

marriage is the joining of two

people for the greater good of the

family.

marriage?

marriage is the mistake some

make because they thought it

meant FOREVER.

marriage?

marriage is the joinin of a

realm with a qween when

it is most needed for the

greater good of it's people.

but an even greater show of love

when she is just the Mrs.

of the King.

marriage?

let's just ask HOTGRITZ

GRITAMEEM!?!?!?!!!!

before HOTGRITZ

myfavorite said:

I hear people saying, dude was married and im like, i saw dude going in the house with some other chick who has his and her car parked their all day....they never go out, but then on the weekends, he' out with his wife......i must have it wrong...what is marriage?????

Marriage is...some place you don't wanna go!

Marriage is a battle of WILLs and CANs.

It's not what you CAN do it's what you WILL do.

You can stay faithful but will you?

You can share your assets but will you?

You can give up the last piece of chicken but will you?

You can leave the tv on all night will you?

You can leave the toilet seat down but will you?

You will look at other men but can you take a sock in the jaw from your hubby?

You will look at other women but can you handle sleeping in the same bed with a shrew?

You can wear cheap ass wedding rings but will you?

whatchu talkin' bout willis? ~ candy

[img:$uid]http://cdn.elev8.com/files//2009/06/obama-mack.bmp[/img:$uid]

Mr.President: "I'm knockin' it out tonight baby! Muah!"

First Lady: "That's what I'm talkin' bout....bring it!"

MARRIAGE - WHITE HOUSE STYLE!!!!

HotGritz said:

[img:$uid]http://cdn.elev8.com/files//2009/06/obama-mack.bmp[/img:$uid]

Mr.President: "I'm knockin' it out tonight baby! Muah!"

First Lady: "That's what I'm talkin' bout....bring it!"

MARRIAGE - WHITE HOUSE STYLE!!!!

you know the first night she was like "i'm fuckin the prezident!"

and he was like "DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!! I'M FUCKIN THE PREZIDENTS WIFE!!!"

^ you KNOW they've christened every room

KingBAD said:

HotGritz said:

[img:$uid]http://cdn.elev8.com/files//2009/06/obama-mack.bmp[/img:$uid]

Mr.President: "I'm knockin' it out tonight baby! Muah!"

First Lady: "That's what I'm talkin' bout....bring it!"

MARRIAGE - WHITE HOUSE STYLE!!!!

you know the first night she was like "i'm fuckin the prezident!"

and he was like "DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!! I'M FUCKIN THE PREZIDENTS WIFE!!!"

^^^ Sexiest President AND First Lady this country has EVER had! Whatever some one thinks about their politics... At least the sexiest couple in office since JFK!

a real marriage

is when your orgies

only include you and her/him

and it's your lil joke.

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[Edited 4/5/11 16:29pm]

anyone ever wonder if a new category of marriage will develop for cyberspace?

^ Lawd i hope not....I don't need to flirty with anyone's web husband!!!!

XxAxX said:

anyone ever wonder if a new category of marriage will develop for cyberspace?

cann't wait to hear about that honeymoon

a business partnership is a marriage

a corporate merger is a marriage

BlackAdder7 said:

a business partnership is a marriage

a corporate merger is a marriage

"marriage is the joinin of two things

for the greater good of the whole."

I marry you

You marry me

Then we will raise

A happy fam-il-ee

Then at the time when we're both so old and gray

I will take a lover

And you will look away!

chitty chitty bang bang

wanna see your wang wang

stick it in my happy place

watch me cum all on your face

ohhhhhhh.....marr-wige!!!!

thank you...that will be $18 plus s&h

HotGritz said:

I marry you

You marry me

Then we will raise

A happy fam-il-ee

Then at the time when we're both so old and gray

I will take a lover

And you will look away!

chitty chitty bang bang

wanna see your wang wang

stick it in my happy place

watch me cum all on your face

ohhhhhhh.....marr-wige!!!!

thank you...that will be $18 plus s&h

what the fuggityfugfug????

XxAxX said:

omg...this reminds me of that cartoon "home movies" ...smh...sad, funny and toxic, i remember those days...lol

hot thread...^_^...!

Not to throw rotten rice into the mix...but I don't really believe in marriage anymore...

...as long as the children are content......