thanks XxAxX for the additional research!

"I ordered the pastrami and they promised me it was lean. it wasnt, so I sent it back"

-Sartre

"Damn! These poptarts are not as crispy as I expected!"

- Sartre

"Please, could someone pass me some mustard? It has been a very long day. No, the Grey Poupon, yes, that's it, thank you."

- Sartre

dear i was kidding. i'm pretty sure sartre didn't like poptarts!

I Kant bear it. - Buber

The next time I play Aristotle in tennis, I'm going to wear my saucony sneakers-Plato

Wasn't I supposed to meet Satre here?- Schlagel

"I shop, therefore I am" Paris Hilton-Descartes

"Philosophy is the highest music, except, for the Doobie Brothers."

- Cheech Marin-Plato

Ive looked into Princes soul, and liked what I saw-Jung

"To be or not to be, like whateva, y'know? That is the question." W. B-bop Shakespeare

XxAxX said:

"I shop, therefore I am" Paris Hilton-Descartes

"An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox, yo" - L-Tzuzzy

^ and let's not forget

"At the center of your being you have the answer; you know who you are and you know what you want. WINNING!!!!!"

Charlie Lao Tzu-Sheen

“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death my right to leak it online”

Julian Assange-Voltaire

BlackAdder7 said:

thanks XxAxX for the additional research!

"I ordered the pastrami and they promised me it was lean. it wasnt, so I sent it back"

-Sartre

"Damn! These poptarts are not as crispy as I expected!"

- Sartre

"Please, could someone pass me some mustard? It has been a very long day. No, the Grey Poupon, yes, that's it, thank you."

- Sartre

"Sometimes, 'the Org' gets a little meshuggeneh, but it's still, like, awesome."

- John Stuart Mill

"I think, therefore I am unsuitable for a job on Fox News." - Descartes

deebee said:

"I think, therefore I am unsuitable for a job on Fox News." - Descartes

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger, or maims us for life."

- Hugh Jackman-Nietzsche

"Knowledge is power, except when the knowledge is about not knowing something, or when you forget to write it down, man."

- Bart Simpson-Bacon

sorry dear, this wasn't what I thought it would be. the random thoughts thread was much better.

^too late! it's taken on a life of its own

^ oh. i almost forgot to respect the wishes of the OP. sorry i jacked your thread!

XxAxX said:

^ oh. i almost forgot to respect the wishes of the OP. sorry i jacked your thread!

you know where you can kiss, my dear

XxAxX said:

lower....

:kottoe: ?

XxAxX said:

:kottoe: ?

I see you need lessons dear

"I think my left front tire is going flat. Could you check the air while you're changing the oil?"

- Betty White

XxAxX said:

"I think my left boob is going flat. Could you check the air while you're changing the oil?"

- Betty White

dear?

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

"I think my left boob is going flat. Could you check the air while you're changing the oil?"

- Betty White

It's flat all right. You must have sprung a leak. Are those teeth marks?

maybe

have a drink on me, Aristotle - plato

what harm could it do-aristotle

to be is to do-aristotle

to do is to be-socrates

scoo be doo be do-frank

does anyone have a hammer?-luther

how is the filet of sole prepared?-buber

"Anyone who trades liberty for security or a necklace deserves neither liberty nor security or the necklace.”

- Lindsay Lohan-Franklin

[Edited 4/11/11 22:21pm]