My apologies to anyone offended. These are strictly done in a harmless manor (the intention anyways)

Johnart:

He walked into a biker bar known for being the local hangout of his county's chapter of the Hell's Angels, where they once filmed a low budget b-movie with a scene modeled after the bar-scene in "The Terminator"

He runs smack dab into the middle of a crowed of rowdy Hell's Angels and this ensues:

(dressed like this:

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Johnart: Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy guys! I want to join your little club? Can I? Can I, can I?

Hells Angels: Too stunned to respond.

Johnart: April Fools!!!!

Genesia:

While on vacation in Shanghai, she visits an outlying remote orphanage in a tiny hilltop village filled to the brim with abandoned girls.

Genesia: Howdy yall. Today's your lucky day. I'm adopting every one of you!

Chinese girls: staring at her bewildered.

Genesia: April Fools!!!

(note: This joke primarily failed because her intended audience understood her even less than the org understands some of her rants)

Mars23:

[ring ring] [ring ring] [ring ring]

greenpixies: hello?

Mars23: Hiya, g-money

greenpixies: Who is this? I have a military funeral to protest today--state your business.

Mars23: I'm a mod at the org, and today's your lucky day. We're unbanning you!

greenpixies: really?

Mars23: Hell naw, girl. April Fools!

Prince:

After a long week in the recording studio, Prince logs into the org using his username Nursev and posts a thread "The Vault has Been openned!"

A bewildered and excited fanbase in the wasteland known as the P M&M forum rush to express either their distrust or their utter and total excitement. After Prince says, "April Fools!", his NurseV account is perma-banned.

(several years ago)

imago: So, are you reaaaaaalllly dating FunkMIstress?

Jerseykrs: Yeah, but it's pretty much over.

imago: [feeling a gleam of hope his heart--they weren't married yet you see] really?

Jerseykrs: Yeah, how can I be with her when I'm in love with someone else. When,

(this is hard for me to say, Dan) that person I love is a man--not a woman.

imago: really? Who? Oh please, Jerseykrs, tell me who!

Jerseykrs: Well, he's half Thai/half American with dutch ancestry, he owns an extensive

collection of cologne, loves to draw, paint, and photoshop. His first name is dan, and

he lives here in Tampa...Valrico as a matter of fact.

imago: [thinks and thinks for several seconds]....Oh god, the suspense is killing me... Who?

Jerseykrs: He has an appointment at Primp Salon with Jason at 10:30 AM tommorow, fool.

imago: OMG, that's me! That's me! I knew it all along! YOU....LOVE....ME.... YOU...COMPLETE...ME

[I pull out the brochers of Fiji, the house I put a downpayment on in Miami, and a huge diamond ring I had been carrying around with me the last 5 years just for this day and present them to him]

Jerseykrs: April Fool!

After getting off the plane at Bangkok, I settle in to the Armanda hotel in Silom, and take a quick nap.

After I've refreshed myself, I shower, shave, and look my very best. Today is the day I'm going to finally meet Fauxie and his wife, Mon.

I send them a facebook email like they asked me to before our dinner date.

Fauxie: Hello?

Me: I'm here! I'm in Bangkok!

Fauxie: That's great!

Me: OK, I'll meet you guys at Richards/The Sphinx on Soi 2 in Silom ok?

Fauxie: That's great! Does your cellphone have facebook? The cellphone we'll be

carrying has a broken mic and sound, so we have to communicate using facebook.

Me: Yup. I'll facebok you when I arrive at the restaurant.

2 hours later, after having sat in this strange place in a foreign country I was unfamiliar with.

Fauxie: April Fools! I never really lived in Bangkok! Mon and I live in Orlando Florida

Those bikers still call.

@ this whole thread...

gawd I love you guys...

Hundreds of orgers write insightful but stern advice all day long to purplemookiebutt about how one needs to take care of one's self and how they had to learn but eventually discovered that hard work is its own reward.

She deletes her account, moves out of her mom's house into a seedy and roach-infested studio apartment and gets a job at McDonalds.

She tones down her image, comes home smelling of grease and satisfaction that only the downtrodden can exude.

She accepts that she must haul life's wearly load.

Smiling is reserved for greeting relatives at holiday season.

She only sees Prince in concert when she closes her eyes and shamefully remembers those days before her rebirth as an adult who contributes to society.

April Fools!!! We're all freeloaders who are wasting every day orging, too!!

..thank gawd for this thread today!!

NDRU said:

Hundreds of orgers write insightful but stern advice all day long to purplemookiebutt about how one needs to take care of one's self and how they had to learn but eventually discovered that hard work is its own reward.

She deletes her account, moves out of her mom's house into a seedy and roach-infested studio apartment and gets a job at McDonalds.

She tones down her image, comes home smelling of grease and satisfaction that only the downtrodden can exude.

She accepts that she must haul life's wearly load.

Smiling is reserved for greeting relatives at holiday season.

She only sees Prince in concert when she closes her eyes and shamefully remembers those days before her rebirth as an adult who contributes to society.

April Fools!!! We're all freeloaders who are wasting every day orging, too!!

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NDRU said:

Hundreds of orgers write insightful but stern advice all day long to purplemookiebutt about how one needs to take care of one's self and how they had to learn but eventually discovered that hard work is its own reward.

She deletes her account, moves out of her mom's house into a seedy and roach-infested studio apartment and gets a job at McDonalds.

She tones down her image, comes home smelling of grease and satisfaction that only the downtrodden can exude.

She accepts that she must haul life's wearly load.

Smiling is reserved for greeting relatives at holiday season.

She only sees Prince in concert when she closes her eyes and shamefully remembers those days before her rebirth as an adult who contributes to society.

April Fools!!! We're all freeloaders who are wasting every day orging, too!!

SagsWay2low said:

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oh honey tht can';t be a snuggie is it? i hope thats photoshopped

This has fuck all to do with anything, but I can't stop laughing at this.

purplemookiebut said:

SagsWay2low said:

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oh honey tht can';t be a snuggie is it? i hope thats photoshopped

OMG were you not here yet for the whole Snuggie thing??

My mother in law gave me one for Xmas.

I made the best of it.

http://snuggiediaries.blogspot.com/

SagsWay2low said:

This has fuck all to do with anything, but I can't stop laughing at this.

that reminds me of these shredding videos, but it's real