HotGritz said:

This is better than Love & Hip Hop!

i'm gonna give youthe job

as my ROYAL FIGHT PROMOTER!!!

i ain't figured out whut you is YET

but yo hair will be groomed at all timez

KingBAD said:

HotGritz said:

This is better than Love & Hip Hop!

i'm gonna give youthe job

as my ROYAL FIGHT PROMOTER!!!

i ain't figured out whut you is YET

but yo hair will be groomed at all timez

My salon tab is spensive just so you know. I aint down wit no ghetto weave neitha! I require deep conditioning, trimming, and flat ironing on a regular basis. Send me to one of those salons that serve champaigne while you wait.

HotGritz said:

KingBAD said:

i'm gonna give youthe job

as my ROYAL FIGHT PROMOTER!!!

i ain't figured out whut you is YET

but yo hair will be groomed at all timez

My salon tab is spensive just so you know. I aint down wit no ghetto weave neitha! I require deep conditioning, trimming, and flat ironing on a regular basis. Send me to one of those salons that serve champaigne while you wait.

yeah, well sence i lost the castle i guess

you do have to find a shop somewhere.

FUKKIT, i'll buy one and calli it 'BAD HAIRSTYLES'

you'll prolly be the only customer with a

name like that. but that just means NO WAITIN!!!

KingBAD said:

HotGritz said:

My salon tab is spensive just so you know. I aint down wit no ghetto weave neitha! I require deep conditioning, trimming, and flat ironing on a regular basis. Send me to one of those salons that serve champaigne while you wait.

yeah, well sence i lost the castle i guess

you do have to find a shop somewhere.

FUKKIT, i'll buy one and calli it 'BAD HAIRSTYLES'

you'll prolly be the only customer with a

name like that. but that just means NO WAITIN!!!

I am on the floor.....

lmao

@ queenbad calling Robert... i mean kingbad out

formallypickles said:

lmao

@ queenbad calling Robert... i mean kingbad out

first amerikkkan treaty

i have to use a common name

on u.s. soil

only a few know the name of ROB

KingBAD said:

formallypickles said:

lmao

@ queenbad calling Robert... i mean kingbad out

first amerikkkan treaty

i have to use a common name

on u.s. soil

only a few know the name of ROB

tell me of your pimpin ways..

i never thought a pimp like you would be hanging out on the org..

KingBAD said:

QueenBad said:

What the fuck is this some Barry White shit.....be real!!!!!!!!!!!

she: "hi baby..."

he: "WHUT"

yeah i guess you can blame it on barry

harry, terry, marry, whutevah...

the biggest thang that you can take right now

is responsibility fo yo actions, re-actions,

and en-actions. I'm BAD

you know me baby

i need any other gurl, woman, bitch, whutevah

'round here, like a fish need a raincoat

and they know this maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

you, as controversial as you have tryed to be,

have never failed to be my queen.

the queen of the people. even when you spendin

yo time fukin the hired help. YOU
CAN HAVE A CONQUBOI, i wouldn't deny yo u

that. BUT here you are tryin to 'block for the tie'

when it ain't no contest...

I LOVE YOU!!! you are my queen

here as well as irl (in real life)

you just gotta remember how you got

yo spot and know that you init

fo life... NUFF SAID!!!

in life

that is the most romantic rant i have ever read

formallypickles said:

KingBAD said:

first amerikkkan treaty

i have to use a common name

on u.s. soil

only a few know the name of ROB

tell me of your pimpin ways..

i never thought a pimp like you would be hanging out on the org..

oh shit, whut kind o thing is that to say.

i know you never thought prince was the only one.

i've outgrown the pimpin but i ain't forgot none o this shit.

i come for a long line o gypsys and i'm balcker

than an ace of spades pretty as a picture

(even in old age) and never eeeeeever had to

breake a nail doin anything mo strenuous than

usin a shoehorn, then i hired a ho fo that

I KNOW PIMPIN!!!

KingBAD said:

formallypickles said:

tell me of your pimpin ways..

i never thought a pimp like you would be hanging out on the org..

oh shit, whut kind o thing is that to say.

i know you never thought prince was the only one.

i've outgrown the pimpin but i ain't forgot none o this shit.

i come for a long line o gypsys and i'm balcker

than an ace of spades pretty as a picture

(even in old age) and never eeeeeever had to

breake a nail doin anything mo strenuous than

usin a shoehorn, then i hired a ho fo that

I KNOW PIMPIN!!!

No you aint! You're more dark brownish...

you hired a ho for a shoehorn? now see...that's how I know yo pimpin aint real pimpin cuz you don't hire hos....you acquire hos.

KingBAD said:

formallypickles said:

tell me of your pimpin ways..

i never thought a pimp like you would be hanging out on the org..

oh shit, whut kind o thing is that to say.

i know you never thought prince was the only one.

i've outgrown the pimpin but i ain't forgot none o this shit.

i come for a long line o gypsys and i'm balcker

than an ace of spades pretty as a picture

(even in old age) and never eeeeeever had to

breake a nail doin anything mo strenuous than

usin a shoehorn, then i hired a ho fo that

I KNOW PIMPIN!!!

what are the pimping game rules?

HotGritz said:

KingBAD said:

oh shit, whut kind o thing is that to say.

i know you never thought prince was the only one.

i've outgrown the pimpin but i ain't forgot none o this shit.

i come for a long line o gypsys and i'm balcker

than an ace of spades pretty as a picture

(even in old age) and never eeeeeever had to

breake a nail doin anything mo strenuous than

usin a shoehorn, then i hired a ho fo that

I KNOW PIMPIN!!!

No you aint! You're more dark brownish...

you hired a ho for a shoehorn? now see...that's how I know yo pimpin aint real pimpin cuz you don't hire hos....you acquire hos.

kingbad, do you have long nails?

"you hired a ho for a shoehorn? now see...that's how I know yo pimpin aint real pimpin cuz you don't hire hos....you acquire hos. "

looky here 'pumpkin'

i wouldn't take the time outta a

bizzy ho's life to get her to do a job

her granny could do. age don't matter

a ho is a ho is a ho.

and o course you know

even that ho paid me,

there's a work for a pimp tax you know...

formallypickles said:

kingbad, do you have long nails?

no

i'm more spiritual now.

just a bozo on the bus (notarealbus ewww)

i'm bald and keep my nails short

as not to cause hemorigin or tissue

damage when havin fun

and fun is denied myself 'til

i find the one...

still ain't a ho, fo sho!!!

KingBAD said:

formallypickles said:

kingbad, do you have long nails?

no

i'm more spiritual now.

just a bozo on the bus (notarealbus ewww)

i'm bald and keep my nails short

as not to cause hemorigin or tissue

damage when havin fun

and fun is denied myself 'til

i find the one...

still ain't a ho, fo sho!!!

what kind of fun is that exactly? where u stickin' them finganails kingbad? how deep you going?

lawd what have you gotten yoself into my son? go and sin no more!!!!!!

HotGritz said:

KingBAD said:

no

i'm more spiritual now.

just a bozo on the bus (notarealbus ewww)

i'm bald and keep my nails short

as not to cause hemorigin or tissue

damage when havin fun

and fun is denied myself 'til

i find the one...

still ain't a ho, fo sho!!!

what kind of fun is that exactly? where u stickin' them finganails kingbad? how deep you going?

lawd what have you gotten yoself into my son? go and sin no more!!!!!!

tell me you don't still like a thumb in yo butt.

most women do, so you don't have to continue

to feel stigmatized by sayin it out loud.

KingBAD said:

HotGritz said:

what kind of fun is that exactly? where u stickin' them finganails kingbad? how deep you going?

lawd what have you gotten yoself into my son? go and sin no more!!!!!!

tell me you don't still like a thumb in yo butt.

most women do, so you don't have to continue

to feel stigmatized by sayin it out loud.

Nah boo....that does nothing for me. I will put my thumb in YOUR butt tho, if you pay me a handsome fee. Oh and bring the gloves cuz I keeps my nails did and I aint fuckin' up my nail art. Plus I tend to rub my eye a lot.

HotGritz said:

KingBAD said:

tell me you don't still like a thumb in yo butt.

most women do, so you don't have to continue

to feel stigmatized by sayin it out loud.

Nah boo....that does nothing for me. I will put my thumb in YOUR butt tho, if you pay me a handsome fee. Oh and bring the gloves cuz I keeps my nails did and I aint fuckin' up my nail art. Plus I tend to rub my eye a lot.

EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

i don't do the booly thang (that's right i call mine BOOLY)

ifin i gotz any o them booty dreams i must live them

out vicariously through the gurl in qwestion.

it hurtz me to shit.

i went for my pancriatic exam

and told them to get the lilest lady

in the joint to do my bolly test...

imma punk about some pain too

that's why i blast foist!!!

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KingBAD said:

HotGritz said:

Nah boo....that does nothing for me. I will put my thumb in YOUR butt tho, if you pay me a handsome fee. Oh and bring the gloves cuz I keeps my nails did and I aint fuckin' up my nail art. Plus I tend to rub my eye a lot.

EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

i don't do the booly thang (that's right i call mine BOOLY)

ifin i gotz any o them booty dreams i must live them

out vicariously through the gurl in qwestion.

it hurtz me to shit.

i went for my pancriatic exam

and told them to get the lilest lady

in the joint to do my bolly test...

imma punk about some pain too

that's why i blast foist!!!

oh my frog on a lily pad!!!!

Well it's official. You have replaced vainandy as my #1 TMI man in waiting. Here wear it with pride cuz it came from me!

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i'm over 55

i'm here to tell you

if you over 40y/o you too

need to get yo pancreass (sp)

on a regular bassis, yearly don't hurt (NOT BAD)

if you got color, better safe than sorry.

this has been a public service

announcement from your

King and protector. the author of

you dreams and blessings

second only to the most high.