And here I thought it was just for penis and tampon storage. Clearly I've not been using my vagina's full potential...

Woman’s Remarkable Vagina Hid 54 Bags of Heroin

• 3/18/11 Scranton Times-Tribune

A Scranton, Pennsylvania, woman was discovered with dozens of bags of heroin hidden in her vagina — and cash! — after a car crash Sunday. The woman was suspected in a burglary of the local Dunmore Inn, and was taken into custody after crashing her car.

Twenty-seven-year-old Karin Mackaliunas began feeling the sting of all those tiny bags, and "After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters," read the police report, "Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina." Mackaliunas was searched and police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

[Edited 3/22/11 15:05pm]

54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change

AND change?

Remarkable.

Is there any footage of this incident?

Don't know why but this popped into my head...

put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt

Tremolina said:

54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change

AND change?

Remarkable.

Is there any footage of this incident?

Isn't everything under the sun on youtube?

Now that's a big cooch!

HotGritz said:

Now that's a big cooch!

...and potatoes.

a bulb

pop rocks

jamaica and allspice

liquid nitrogen

hot sauce

vogue magazine

bill clinton's dick

JoeTyler said:

a bulb

I just checked your sig

and change

Don't put hot gritz in your vagina..lol

Please don't!!!!

salt water taffy

bullets

graham cracker crumbs

ochocinco's dick

spare keys

iPhone

dirty laundry

watermelon

No Bengal bashing.

garage door openers

calcium pills

coffee cups

wire hangers

donald trump's dick

garden gnomes

blue cheese

umbrellas

running shoes

wet cigars

arugula

canadian bacon

strobe lights

Chris Brown's dick

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens;
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens;
Brown paper packages tied up with strings;
These are a few of my internal things.

Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels;
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles;
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings;
These are a few of my vaginal things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes;
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes;
Silver-white winters that melt into springs;
These are a few of my secreted things.

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my vaginal things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Used bandaids

jelly beans

brillo pads

avon magazines

Quentin Tarantino's dick

XxAxX said:

Dear, are you telling me you don't like head?

^ not at all, just pointing out that national monuments maybe oughta be on that list of things that don't belong in someone's coochie

XxAxX said:

^ not at all, just pointing out that national monuments maybe oughta be on that list of things that don't belong in someone's coochie

:foreheadslap: how on earth did I misinterpret that?

40 ounces

christmas decorations

staple guns

liquid paper

10 key calculators

Swizz Beatz's dick

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

^ not at all, just pointing out that national monuments maybe oughta be on that list of things that don't belong in someone's coochie

NOW you tell me

also, probably national parks

socks

tapestries

plants

lawn chairs

dustmops