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Open Letter to Idiot Drivers Dear Idiot Driver,
Your high beams are not meant to be on during traffic, they are meant to be on in areas where there are no street lights and you cannot see curves or the road in front of you. When you leave your high beams on and drive all up on people's asses who are in the vehicles in front of you, you are BLINDING the fucking driver you dumb ass. The high beams reflect off of our rearview and side mirrors and hurt our fucking eyes. Did you not realize this? Also, if you have one low beam headlight out, this is not an excuse to drive with your high beams on as well. Take your ass to the nearest AutoZone or Advanced Auto Parts and get a fucking light bulb to replace your headlight. If the store is closed and you don't have access to your local auto mechanic (everybody knows at least one of those) then you need to stay your ass at home until the next day. I hope this message finds you in good graces.
Thank you for your cooperation,
-Blinded, pissed off Drivers I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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rough commute? | |
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Dear...just what did happen on your ride to work today? | |
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well drive another car bish... j/k THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
**....Someti | |
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I know the feeling. | |
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something like that, maybe. | |
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that's it...I'm coming in there to take your theosaurus away......what's another word for theosaurus, by the way dear? | |
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50% of the human population doesn't deserve to have a license. They're just not prepared. Any dumbass has a license and that's scary. | |
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um, well, last time you took away my dictionariuous you called it a 'badinfluence' so that would be my guess | |
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is there any question as to why I adore you so much? | |
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I agree, unless we are talking about boobs, I don't want to be blinded by your headlights My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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are you flirting with me? | |
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oops girl! my bad, you know im broke and cant get a new bulb till the first of the month : ghetto-ly snickers:
we still cool right ?
lol just kidding but whoever did that is an asshole. Thank god you got home safe. | |
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I like a lady on high beams. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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Women have rights too! | |
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I'm sure idiot drivers are reading this as they drive! | |
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They probably are while texting in the middle of steering wheel on I-95, the bastards. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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thank you, now i don't have to say it... i wouldn't have been so nice. i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Your welcome. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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when I have some acehole on my ace with highbeams or even just bright low beams and they are so close they are blinding me. I use my little mirror adjust feature and turn my mirrors out (on both sides) so that it reflects back to them. Usually works pretty well, cause they back the fuck off quickly try that next time and see it it works.
"not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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See I've done that, but I feel like it doesn't work but since you say you do it, then maybe I should continue.... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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good idea! I may have to try it My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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I'd say keep messing with your mirrors till you get the angle just right. "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Sure thing! I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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