I'd jump into your lap . . .

Dolphin jumps onto deck of boat, injures woman

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/...eird_news/

Officials use immobilizing board and rope to get dolphin back into the water

MARCO ISLAND, Fla. — A dolphin weighing between 600 and 700 pounds jumped onto the deck of a boat, injuring a woman in South Florida.

Isles of Capri Fire spokesman Keith Perry says a charter boat captain called 911 Sunday afternoon after the dolphin jumped on the boat and landed on one of his passengers.

The woman suffered a sprained ankle. Her name was not available.

Officials from the Isles of Capri Fire Department, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission and the Collier County Sheriff's Office used an immobilizing board and a rope to push the dolphin back into the water.

anyone alse had any strange animal encounters?

[Edited 3/29/11 8:57am]

..I'd be a can of tuna.

I'd listen to you then.

My Grandad used to sing "If I were a blackbird, I'd shit on your head"

oh we could be heroes, just for one day

whistle said:

oh we could be heroes, just for one day

do you work in advertising, Whistle?

whistle said:

BlackAdder7 said:

whistle said:

oh we could be heroes, just for one day

do you work in advertising, Whistle?

no. yes. sort of.

whistle said:

BlackAdder7 said:

do you work in advertising, Whistle?

no. yes. sort of.

that certainly clears things up.

Lisa10 said:

ParanoidAndroid said:

Lisa10 said:

My Grandad used to sing "If I were a blackbird, I'd shit on your head"

If I were a dolphin, I'd shit in your water.

I immediately thought "If I were a dolphin I'd be busy trying to make sure I didn't end up in a can of tuna".

Then....I read the thread and saw the first response

I actually saw three porpoises yesterday. Pretty cool sight. Never seen them before.

I'd still be living with my family.

if i were a dolphin i'd read your mind

ready or not, here i come~!

dolphins always look like they're smiling.

Graycap23 said:

..I'd be a can of tuna.

Maybe the smell of tuna is why he jumped in her lap.

HotGritz said:

dolphins always look like they're smiling.

it's my goal to one day swim with some dolphins. actually touch one, maybe. i've seen them off the prow of the ship, but that's as close as i've come. i couldn't bring myself to force myself on them at seaworld, they'd be too trapped in there with me or something. but maybe next year in cabo

"BWAHAHAHAAA!!!! I TOLD you he couldn't jump all the way over that boat! "

XxAxX said:

"BWAHAHAHAAA!!!! I TOLD you he couldn't jump all the way over that boat! "

Oh my goodness. They're either laughing or ready to eat!

Hey!!!!! The middle one has missing theeth! Hillbilly dolphin?

"Are you all right dear?"

"Awww, yeah. I'm fine. They just.... tied me up and shoved me around some."

FauxReal said:

Graycap23 said:

..I'd be a can of tuna.

Maybe the smell of tuna is why he jumped in her lap.

oh my...

Wow crazy, I was just watching a clip on them earlier today. Check this out:

^ cool clip!!

XxAxX said:

^ cool clip!!

Yea.

Someone joked if they ever develop thumbs we're fucked lmao.

HotGritz said:

dolphins always look like they're smiling.

And they look SOOO smooth.

XxAxX said:

I'd jump into your lap . . .

Dolphin jumps onto deck of boat, injures woman

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/...eird_news/

Officials use immobilizing board and rope to get dolphin back into the water

MARCO ISLAND, Fla. — A dolphin weighing between 600 and 700 pounds jumped onto the deck of a boat, injuring a woman in South Florida.

Isles of Capri Fire spokesman Keith Perry says a charter boat captain called 911 Sunday afternoon after the dolphin jumped on the boat and landed on one of his passengers.

The woman suffered a sprained ankle. Her name was not available.

Officials from the Isles of Capri Fire Department, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission and the Collier County Sheriff's Office used an immobilizing board and a rope to push the dolphin back into the water.

anyone alse had any strange animal encounters?

Not me personally, but my two kids were at my parents' house in the yard when a pack of coyotes walked past them. Two of the pups approached the kids, walking to within a couple feet of them.

I'd say, "So long and thanks for all the fish!"...