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Thread started 02/06/03 4:24pm

Haystack

Take a good look at your Mother...

...and remember that your first introduction to life was having her vagina around your neck.

Just a gross thought for you all.

Oh yeah, and another one - dust mites. Your pillow is full of them. You're home is covered in them and they are truly horrible to look at (If possible, could somebody post one of those pictures of a dust mite magnified many times).

And think about everytime you breathe in at a public place - that air's been in other people's lungs.

Finally, of course, the one fact that we all conveniently forget - we're all going to die some day. And it's highly unlikely to be in your sleep, more likely something unpleasant. I wonder how I'll go?

Anyway, just some food for thought.
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Reply #1 posted 02/06/03 4:25pm

2the9s

That's it, you're out of the NewOrgerGeneration...
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Reply #2 posted 02/06/03 4:26pm

althom

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Gee thanks. I'm glad I looked at this thread. omg
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Reply #3 posted 02/06/03 4:34pm

Handclapsfinga
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2the9s said:

That's it, you're out of the NewOrgerGeneration...

evillol

btw...lovely avatar, haystack...can i tweek it? mr.green
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Reply #4 posted 02/06/03 4:35pm

Haystack

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

2the9s said:

That's it, you're out of the NewOrgerGeneration...

evillol

btw...lovely avatar, haystack...can i tweek it? mr.green


Tweak away. Just make sure that it's a nipple that you're tweaking.
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Reply #5 posted 02/06/03 4:38pm

XxAxX

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big hairy nipple and other nasty mental visuals.
thanX Haystack!

lol
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Reply #6 posted 02/06/03 4:39pm

LaVisHh

I thought all men like vagina's around their necks.

razz
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Reply #7 posted 02/06/03 4:40pm

Haystack

LaVisHh said:

I thought all men like vagina's around their necks.

razz


You've been listening to MrBliss too much.
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Reply #8 posted 02/06/03 4:41pm

LaVisHh

Do you really think we like looking at your nipple in your avatar? razz
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Reply #9 posted 02/06/03 4:42pm

Haystack

LaVisHh said:

Do you really think we like looking at your nipple in your avatar? razz


It ain't my nipple, it belongs to a friend. She didn't mind me using it as my Avatar.
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Reply #10 posted 02/06/03 4:43pm

LaVisHh

Haystack said:

LaVisHh said:

Do you really think we like looking at your nipple in your avatar? razz


It ain't my nipple, it belongs to a friend. She didn't mind me using it as my Avatar.


You can tell her that she has hairy breasts.

ill
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Reply #11 posted 02/06/03 5:06pm

AaronUnlimited

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speaking of your mother, don't you hate it when the image or a thought about one of your parents pops into your mind while you're masturbating and you can't get it out? it could be something completely unrelated to sex, but you don't want their name or face in your head while you're doing that. and the more you try to shake it, the harder it is. confused
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Reply #12 posted 02/06/03 5:08pm

bkw

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Here are dust mites:





When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #13 posted 02/06/03 5:13pm

bkw

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Charming isnt it? ill
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #14 posted 02/06/03 5:16pm

dumbass

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bkw said:





Charming isnt it? ill



horny
this message brought to you by logic.
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Reply #15 posted 02/06/03 5:17pm

bkw

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What about this:

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #16 posted 02/06/03 7:21pm

INSATIABLE

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Haystack said:

...and remember that your first introduction to life was having her vagina around your neck.

Just a gross thought for you all.


Not me! C-section! nana
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #17 posted 02/06/03 7:25pm

shausler

i had c section

and ever since

a womans belley botton

gets me off

big time
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Reply #18 posted 02/07/03 12:49am

Haystack

Thanks for the pics bkw.

worship
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Reply #19 posted 02/07/03 1:09am

MostBeautifulG
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shausler said:

i had c section

and ever since

a womans belley botton

gets me off

big time




See my avatar-----> I gotta cute belly button and a cute naval ring to go with it. big grin
[This message was edited Fri Feb 7 1:10:23 PST 2003 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld]
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Reply #20 posted 02/07/03 2:56am

Therapy

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

2the9s said:

That's it, you're out of the NewOrgerGeneration...

evillol

btw...lovely avatar, haystack...can i tweek it? mr.green


Hey, I love your avatar too Handclaps... Rik is excellent.

AaronUnlimited said:



speaking of your mother, don't you hate it when the image or a thought about one of your parents pops into your mind while you're masturbating and you can't get it out? it could be something completely unrelated to sex, but you don't want their name or face in your head while you're doing that. and the more you try to shake it, the harder it is.


I so know what you mean! evillol
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Reply #21 posted 02/07/03 2:58am

Therapy

Haystack said:

...and remember that your first introduction to life was having her vagina around your neck.

Personally, that is quite a thrilling thought :p


disbelief
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Reply #22 posted 02/07/03 5:05am

Haystack

Therapy said:

Haystack said:

...and remember that your first introduction to life was having her vagina around your neck.

Personally, that is quite a thrilling thought :p


disbelief


Damn, that was nasty.
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Reply #23 posted 02/07/03 6:42am

REDFEATHERS

Well Thanx a lot Haytack!!! mad
Because of this thread I had a dream last night my mother gave birth to another son. I had to deliver the baby of course the whole thing was bloody and bad taste.

The dream was so detailed and surreal I cant even go into it or you would be sick. Maybe that is punishment for you! evillol


I will orgnote you... mr.green
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Reply #24 posted 02/07/03 7:08am

SexLovely

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Haystack said:

I wonder how I'll go?

I know. Im gonna cut off the circulation 2 yr testes until they are dead and then infest your groin with maggots so they slowly eat U from the bollox upwards.

Then your head is gonna be very slowly crushed in a vice, with me laughing insanely...
"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real."
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Reply #25 posted 02/07/03 8:21am

applekisses

bkw said:

Here are dust mites:







Hey...get those things outta here...I'm allergic! sick
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