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Take a good look at your Mother... ...and remember that your first introduction to life was having her vagina around your neck.
Just a gross thought for you all. Oh yeah, and another one - dust mites. Your pillow is full of them. You're home is covered in them and they are truly horrible to look at (If possible, could somebody post one of those pictures of a dust mite magnified many times). And think about everytime you breathe in at a public place - that air's been in other people's lungs. Finally, of course, the one fact that we all conveniently forget - we're all going to die some day. And it's highly unlikely to be in your sleep, more likely something unpleasant. I wonder how I'll go? Anyway, just some food for thought. | |
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That's it, you're out of the NewOrgerGeneration... | |
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Gee thanks. I'm glad I looked at this thread. | |
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2the9s said: That's it, you're out of the NewOrgerGeneration...
btw...lovely avatar, haystack...can i tweek it? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: 2the9s said: That's it, you're out of the NewOrgerGeneration...
btw...lovely avatar, haystack...can i tweek it? Tweak away. Just make sure that it's a nipple that you're tweaking. | |
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big hairy nipple and other nasty mental visuals.
thanX Haystack! | |
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I thought all men like vagina's around their necks.
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LaVisHh said: I thought all men like vagina's around their necks.
You've been listening to MrBliss too much. | |
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Do you really think we like looking at your nipple in your avatar? | |
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LaVisHh said: Do you really think we like looking at your nipple in your avatar?
It ain't my nipple, it belongs to a friend. She didn't mind me using it as my Avatar. | |
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Haystack said: LaVisHh said: Do you really think we like looking at your nipple in your avatar?
It ain't my nipple, it belongs to a friend. She didn't mind me using it as my Avatar. You can tell her that she has hairy breasts. | |
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speaking of your mother, don't you hate it when the image or a thought about one of your parents pops into your mind while you're masturbating and you can't get it out? it could be something completely unrelated to sex, but you don't want their name or face in your head while you're doing that. and the more you try to shake it, the harder it is. | |
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Here are dust mites:
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Charming isnt it? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Charming isnt it? this message brought to you by logic. | |
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What about this:
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Haystack said: ...and remember that your first introduction to life was having her vagina around your neck.
Just a gross thought for you all. Not me! C-section! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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i had c section
and ever since a womans belley botton gets me off big time | |
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Thanks for the pics bkw.
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shausler said: i had c section
and ever since a womans belley botton gets me off big time See my avatar-----> I gotta cute belly button and a cute naval ring to go with it. [This message was edited Fri Feb 7 1:10:23 PST 2003 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld] | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: 2the9s said: That's it, you're out of the NewOrgerGeneration...
btw...lovely avatar, haystack...can i tweek it? Hey, I love your avatar too Handclaps... Rik is excellent. AaronUnlimited said: speaking of your mother, don't you hate it when the image or a thought about one of your parents pops into your mind while you're masturbating and you can't get it out? it could be something completely unrelated to sex, but you don't want their name or face in your head while you're doing that. and the more you try to shake it, the harder it is. I so know what you mean! | |
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Haystack said: ...and remember that your first introduction to life was having her vagina around your neck.
Personally, that is quite a thrilling thought :p | |
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Therapy said: Haystack said: ...and remember that your first introduction to life was having her vagina around your neck.
Personally, that is quite a thrilling thought :p Damn, that was nasty. | |
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Well Thanx a lot Haytack!!!
Because of this thread I had a dream last night my mother gave birth to another son. I had to deliver the baby of course the whole thing was bloody and bad taste. The dream was so detailed and surreal I cant even go into it or you would be sick. Maybe that is punishment for you! I will orgnote you... | |
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Haystack said: I wonder how I'll go?
I know. Im gonna cut off the circulation 2 yr testes until they are dead and then infest your groin with maggots so they slowly eat U from the bollox upwards. Then your head is gonna be very slowly crushed in a vice, with me laughing insanely... "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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bkw said: Here are dust mites:
Hey...get those things outta here...I'm allergic! | |
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